3Testing Stage Presence » by Emily McCartney After a year of texting, emailing, mutual Facebook stalking and a couple of secret FaceTime calls I would be seeing Boyd Harper… again. I should probably backtrack and do some explaining.
K, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 8k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 9/23 published: 8/10
Prevent Wildfires by garfieldatejon7 Smokey doesn't prevent wildfires himself.
K, English, Humor, words: 16, 9/23
Brian and Eric: Some Random Tat » by Warner Hedgehog On the odd occasion, new B&E stories will be scrawled. If they have no other home to go to, they'll end up here. Drinking gin.
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 472, updated: 9/23 published: 8/14
6The Week In Tweets » by Voted Best Humor Blog Why did Cleopatra take milk baths? There wasn't a cow tall enough for her to take a shower.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 49, words: 27k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 9/22 published: 5/1
12 Mad Drabbles » by Luna Abbot I copy-pasted some mad-libbed drabbles. You're going to get what you expect if you read.
K+, English, Suspense & Supernatural, chapters: 6, words: 760, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 9/20 published: 8/1/2017
You're Not Going To Go See That Film! by Baz The Storyteller Three 13 year old boys want to go see the goriest movie of all time; "Death School 1996!" But the film is rated R, and they can't go and see it! That's not fair! Will the boys get a chance to see the movie?
T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 9/18
1Laughing by garfieldatejon7 Sometimes I just feel like laughing.
K+, English, Humor, words: 23, 9/17
10Emails To My Brother » by Voted Best Blog For Caregivers I'm not saying my brother is ugly, but he once went inside a haunted house and came out with a job application.
K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 8k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 9/16 published: 1/21
1 Clicks Against Agressive Panhandlers by Dougie Zerts A fake news story about a fake person selling a fake product. This goes out to all of you who have ever been harrassed by aggressive panhandlers!
K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 305, 9/16
1New Girl » by MiceRuns After learning about the five-month loss of his best friend, Ben isn't left to mourn, but rather to be under the constant attention of -what he considers- an annoying new student.
T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 23, words: 26k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 9/16 published: 8/27/2017
1The Corner Dozen » by IPAU John never asked to be part of a group of high school friends called the Corner Dozen. He never asked to get repeatedly screwed over by the universe, but he got that too.
T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 7, words: 40k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 9/15 published: 9/6/2016
1The Perfect Light Novel by Dead Meme That Time I Got Sent to Another World After Wearing a Magical Tracksuit That Was Made by God Who Wants to Be a Light Novelist and Asks Me for Help Because I'm a Famous Light Novelist and Can Offer Some Pointers but God Has to Make Everything so Difficult Due to His Inexperience And, Boy, I Wish I Could Make This Light Novel Title Even Longer but I'm Running out of Space.
T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, 9/15
1The Stupidity of Others » by Torey Hylton Stupid, rude, annoying, weird... just a few of the words to describe the customers I've had to deal with during my time working in retail. These are fictional stories based on true events I've had over the years (Rated T for language).
T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, 9/15
2 Zombies in my House by garfieldatejon7 May contain a little violence in this one.
K, English, Drama & Horror, words: 35, 9/15
2Lost » by zm Sequel to 'between aliens and younger brothers'. Brief summary included. Michael and Zac's spaceship crash lands in the jungles of Africa, stranding them with a troublesome Lucy and Ash.
K+, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 745, updated: 9/13 published: 8/22
2 Covfefe » by Keith Helinski A satirical jab at the 45th President of the United Shates.
T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, updated: 9/13 published: 5/12
2 pumpkin by herebewonder A Very Silly Short Story about...pets.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 71, 9/13
5The Future That I Want » by Nicole May Year 2027 in Centralville. A young girl named Francine loves to invent things and one of her inventions, the time remote, will change the past of everyone around her and their future as well.
T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 7, words: 25k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 9/12 published: 9/8/2012
Research Matters or Talent Is An Asset by Chantern15 Sparks fly.
K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 526, 9/12
1Fairytale of North Dorset » by Warner Hedgehog A modern day rubbish fairy tale based in a set of Dorsetshire villages. Things may be re-written to form an actual coherent fairy-tale. Don't get your hopes up.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 931, favs: 1, updated: 9/12 published: 8/31
2 with these wings by herebewonder A Very Short Story about angels.
K, English, Humor & Spiritual, words: 72, 9/12
I Like Pie by garfieldatejon7 Roger Fox likes pie too much, his head lands on it.
K+, English, Humor, words: 21, 9/11
Dear Fucking Diary » by Katie Woods1 My name is Page McLeggy and you're reading my online diary. BTW my life is shitty.
T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 7, words: 6k+, follows: 2, updated: 9/10 published: 4/11