The Perfect School by LogosGodOfKnowledge This is a satirical story about school rules, school rules and school rules. I'd I miss anything? Oh yeah, and MORE school rules.
K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 691, 6h
Schwiegeistmutter » by Marina x Machina Written around 2013, I believe. Harry is just your average middle class father who works as a salaryman and tries to keep his family together. Except, of course, his German mother-in-law has rolled out of her grave and chosen to put her other foot down on his marriage. And his friend Jerry showing up at three in the morning with a bottle of wine does not make things any better.
K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 5, words: 7k+, 7h
Entries From A Irritated And Occasionally Angry Adolescent Girl by MidnightStars34 Just a few blunt and brutally honest words written in a diary by a girl named Cora.
T, English, Humor, words: 342, 22h
Jake Tales » by T. D. Fagan Jake, our crazy German Shepherd dog (commonly known in canine circles as a GSD) came to live with us a few years ago. These short tales are his stories. Names may have been changed to protect the innocent…or the guilty!
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, updated: 8/22 published: 8/15
5Fake News: Donald Trump Approved! » by Random Acts of Nonsense First Man: "In the middle of sex, my wife beat the crap out of me." Second Man: "I thought your wife was out of town?" First Man: "SO DID I!"
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 8, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 8/21 published: 3/18
6 RaisingDad V » by RaisingDad I feel sorry for the people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 29, words: 15k+, updated: 8/20 published: 4/4/2015
The Gossip Dog by Essie Bacher Dan shook his head. What did a dog ever have to worry about? Another dog trespassing? The loss of a favorite toy? But what did Dan really care… his main concern should be why he could understand Bo at all.
K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, 8/20
Zombies, Milkshakes, and Math Homework by TheOneKrafter To be frank, the zombie apocalypse isn't how you imagine the end of the world. Especially not when it begins mid lunch period.
T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 294, 8/20
6 Sins of the Author » by Marina x Machina Some people say that the things you dislike most about other people are what you see in yourself. Aaaanyways, with no relation to that first preamble whatsoever, here are some of my pet peeves regarding fellow FictionPress writers. I understand if you get mad at me. This doesn't really have any business here. As they say, the sins of the author are not those of the...um...
T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 8/19 published: 8/16
4Roommate From Hell » by LizCrazy She's tried meeting people. She's tried roommate finding sites. Hell, she's even tried Craigslist! What can you do when you can't find a roommate and you hate your own company? Turn to supernatural methods, of course! Rated T for safety.
T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, follows: 2, updated: 8/19 published: 7/30
1 Meet Tarry! by CrisisRobo I continue to write dumb stories for my own amusement. Today I present a concept that's been in my head a while now. Some would say it was a contradiction of terms.
T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 559, 8/18
7Once Upon a Time' and Kill Me Ever After's by fairies and snapple The fate of the world is in the hands of four college students. The happy one set her dorm room on fire, the boy she thinks has pretty eyes thinks everyone's trying to kill him, he lives with a wannabe Native American, and the other one wears leather.
T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 59, favs: 3, follows: 8, updated: 8/18 published: 8/30/2008
1Scienstrology (and other religious stories that will offend you) » by Random Acts of Nonsense A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. "What is this?" the bartender says. "Some kind of joke?"
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 8, words: 3k+, follows: 1, updated: 8/17 published: 10/30/2016
Pictures of Everything by TaureanWolf Salem doesn't remember anything. But he sure knows how to take a picture.
K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 8/17
How To Get Away With An Essay by AnathemaVerity Just completed an assignment where you had to write a 10 point plan for revising an essay (at 2 in the morning) and thought I'd share this masterpiece with you. Prepare for a realistic essay writing experience.
K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 339, 8/15
45 How to Be The Best (Internet) Writer In the World » by Marina x Machina Includes "You Can Write Slash and Be Homophobic Too." Horrible, horrible tips from an unqualified expert on how to dominate the online writing world. Always wanted to be the one to write that cheap story with a million hits? Well ha, the all-knowing author shall teach you the true path to getting reviews by the bucketful!
T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 22k+, favs: 19, follows: 9, updated: 8/15 published: 1/11/2016
40Tesday Will Get You Killed » by Val's Stories Camille is a young college student minding her business while working at Starbucks when Tesday walks in the door. After that her whole life will never be the same. Tesday is insane... possibly. She's certainly bad for your health, but in a good way.
T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 10, words: 26k+, favs: 12, follows: 6, updated: 8/14 published: 5/26/2009
1Crisis Vs The Nazis by CrisisRobo Well, I wrote something stupid again. It was a bit spur-of-the-moment and I'm not very political, so my rhetoric's a bit weak, but my Twitter's all about punching Nazis these days and it just somehow seems silly. Like punching dinosaurs or something. I might develop this in the future if I think of something, but I somehow doubt it.
T, English, Humor, words: 779, 8/13
11What if We Were a TV show? » by Applesawce Episodes of my daydreaming, written in mostly script format!
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 6k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 8/13 published: 7/26
My Pantsless Sister 3 » by franciscoaddae Daisy and Sarah, the sexiest duo of Toronto, Canada, are back for sexiest adventures, in this third story, Audrey's younger sister loses her pants, The girls along with their classmates and their african-american classmate decide to find it, before it's too late.
T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, updated: 8/12 published: 7/24
1 The Night They Played Punk Rock at Studio 54 by Dougie Zerts For the one, and only time! I could be that DJ. I hated disco with a passion, when it was contemporary-still do!
K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 205, 8/9
5 My Wife, The Liar » by tfsyndicate Is she what she says she is? Or is she merely working for the New York Mafia?
K+, English, Mystery & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, 8/7
1 Reflections on Coffee by T. D. Fagan A child's simple request leaves a long, bitter aftertaste. Please feel free to grab a cup of joe, pull up a chair, and enjoy the tale. One shot. Humor. Complete.
K, English, Humor, words: 645, favs: 1, 8/7
3El Paso! We're Not Fat, We're Big-Boned! » by Random Acts of Nonsense The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 20, words: 18k+, follows: 1, updated: 8/6 published: 8/21/2015
16As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine » by RaisingDad Do Roman paramedics refer to I.V.s as "4's"?
K+, English, Family & Parody, chapters: 25, words: 10k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 8/6 published: 7/7/2015