1How to Make a Friend Before You Die by misscynthiagrace Jim had been diagnosed with cancer. His parents are freaking out, his brother is treating him like he'll break, and he has no friends at all so he has to go through this alone. He's pretty fine with that but his mother wants that to be different. When she discovers that the girl across the street has cancer too, she forces James and Daisy Clara to be friends before it's too late.
T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 156, 12h
The Journal of a Mr Isaac Parker » by Mollari A means of "character study" for my Theater II Acting II class this semester. In this a certain Mr. Isaac Parker records his thoughts on any number of subjects and topics.
K, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 1k+, updated: 4/27 published: 4/24
1My Dad In The War » by RaisingDad Discretion is raising your eyebrow instead of your voice.
K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 24, words: 14k+, favs: 2, updated: 4/26 published: 3/30/2014
3Fake News: Donald Trump Approved! » by Random Acts of Nonsense First Man: "In the middle of sex, my wife beat the crap out of me." Second Man: "I thought your wife was out of town?" First Man: "SO DID I!"
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 4/26 published: 3/18
1Les chats sont démoniaques mais on les aime quand même » by Ailaeen Tranches de vie de la propriétaire d'un chat facétieux ou un recueil des bêtises d'un chat.
K, French, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 658, updated: 4/25 published: 3/2
4 Brian and Eric » by Warner Hedgehog This was initially based on a poor and unfunny joke. Each chapter is a stand-alone load of twaddle and the whole thing merrily bounds around history and sanity like an anachronistic anarchic loon. A pick and read if you will. It is now COMPLETE! I reserve the right to twiddle with bits of it occasionally.
K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 40, words: 14k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 4/24 published: 4/5/2014
The Dakota Division by GibsonHigh South Dakota is a pretty boring place. No one really cares about the state, but when giant monsters start attacking, five overbearing and overemotional teenagers are given really big robots to punch South Dakota back to normal. Rated T for violence, language, and crude humor.
T, English, Sci-Fi & Parody, words: 6k+, 4/22
The Truth About Potatoes by PatrioticSwellow Read about the adventures of Mr. Potato man.
K+, English, Humor & Horror, words: 151, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/22
A view from a window by idealrain Trapped due to the impending zombie apocalypse, a security guard meets the second gunman from the JFK assassination.
T, English, Humor, words: 4k+, 4/22
Mondays by Noelle McHenry "Your story is about an instructor in a hallway that turns into a penguin." YWS story idea prompts are weird.
K+, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 182, updated: 4/21 published: 7/20/2016
1 The Lovecraft Child by Jave Harron When a New England writer's grave is desecrated, the result is something that would terrify to the long dead author.
K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 296, favs: 1, 4/21
The Official Douche Bag Travel Guide of Chad Barrington » by P.J. Lowry Chad's going to have some fun, even if it's at your expense.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, follows: 1, updated: 4/21 published: 12/23/2016
My Pantsless Sister 2 » by franciscoaddae Daisy and Sarah realizes that Leah is being stripped by a new girl on school, and they decide to get Leah's clothes back.
T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, updated: 4/21 published: 3/31
A Bear-y Nice Car by Schmacklar One fateful day, a black bear encounters an explosion-prone automobile in the middle of nowhere, and an odd, ubiquitous voice to go along with it. (One shot. Written for a writing prompt.)
K+, English, Humor, words: 556, 4/19
12As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine » by Random Acts of Nonsense If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that tree surgeons can be debarked? If you like these stories, do me a favor and write my editors and let them know at editor @ desertexposure . com (yeah, it's silly I have to do that)
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 22, words: 21k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 4/18 published: 9/2/2015
Meditations On My Sensitive Soul by Cynthia Brent Once again we pay tribute to the genius of Mary Gordon, a novelist and Barnard scholar whose work truly represents feminism at its finest! This short sketch is a parody of her unbearably poignant short story, "Conversations In Prosperity."
T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 410, 4/18
2 Fractured Fairytales » by addledwalrus Exactly what it says in the title. A series of fairytale parodies with a modern spin.
T, English, Romance & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 4/18 published: 3/18
9 Cuckoo For Coconuts » by shika-paprika Aiden and Ethan are two young cavemen from the prehistoric town of Boulderville. When Aiden has a craving for a coconut, he and his best friend go to great lengths to retrieve one.
K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 3, updated: 4/15 published: 2/27/2016
My life is a story! by Shad0wwatcher "Why am I here? What is this place? What you need a summary? A summary of what? Well if you tell me what the story is I can give you a summary. Me? Why me? We are done? Did you get your summary? Well obviously it wasn't my fault. Who ever wrote this script is to blame. I mean its friggen blank! Wait I cant swear here, how dumb whats this rated? Wait don't kick me out."
T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 944, 4/14
1Ashore » by Redwut Five siblings, lost at sea. Will they survive? That is, will they survive eachother? 'Cause hey, siblings get on your nerves, don't they.
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 526, 4/14
Alt-Right Wife » by JesusPieceSheamus Sasha's xenophobic, homophobic, self-hating bisexual online girlfriend Charlotte moves into her apartment complex, causing several wacky misadventures. Her next door neighbor, Xavier, attempts to break them up, Her best friend, Bayley, frequently tries to instill diehard liberalism into everyone within earshot, and a fellow tenant, Becky, struggles living with her roommate Alexa.
T, English, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 4/13 published: 3/8
Fina by Anjo Setsuna [drabble]"Quem conhecia jamais pensava que uma pessoa tão fina agiria assim, o olhar assassino, o gesto selvagem e fatal."
K, Portuguese, Humor, words: 100, 4/11
A pie brings joy but past brings sad by PlurusPorynmZealousSwordsMan i-i was just hungry
K, English, Romance, words: 274, 4/11
The Balls and Bayonets Brigade by The King Of Misfortune Britain is at war with Spain. An accidental invasion means a group of students-turned-soldiers have inadvertently,single-handedly, declared war on Portugal. Their medic is crippled. Their quartermaster forgot their equipment. One of their technicians is a sadist. Oh, and they've got a week to capture Madrid, all while being pursued by two armies, & a psychotic ex-lecturer.
T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 1k+, 4/8
2The CHAD Unit » by Casi An unexpected 10-day long stay at the hospital left her feeling euphoric. Here's why. (This is just a rough draft, changes will be made and parts will be added 'cause it's clearly not finished)
T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 4/8 published: 1/5