10 The ONLY Diet Book You'll EVER Need! (and other medical fictions) » by Random Acts of Nonsense You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 6k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 3/23 published: 3/14/2014
The Ultimate Trip with my Wingman by DarkRai William was your typical businessman. He went to work every weekday, filed paperwork, dealt with his boss, and pushed more papers. Silvie, his best friend, was the complete opposite. She was a carefree spirit, super outgoing, worked her own hours, and did whatever the hell she wanted. One day Will and Silvie plan a trip to go pick up chicks, and off went their adventure.
T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 895, 3/23
1Mess with my friends I mess you up by Cowboy-4-Christ You do anything to my friends I'll do everything to you
K+, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 812, 3/23
Fractured Fairytales: Crazy Stories by EmTheDemiFairy This is a series of comedic or creepy stories that are based on or of the idea of a fairytale. It could have fantasy or reality. It could be humorous or serious. Some are crazier or more random than other, but are all the not as mind compiled or put together as some works.
K+, English, Drama, words: 1k+, 3/21
Earth Is Not a Battery by Nat Blue The beginning of the end started with the obliteration of all dandelions on the planet. The change made the world cringe, however, in a very subtle, barely noticeable way. To say the least, nobody was specifically interested in why the dandelions had all suddenly vanished in less than a blink of an eye. And then the sun devoured the planet.
K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 641, 3/21
2 RaisingDad V » by RaisingDad I feel sorry for the people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 21, words: 12k+, updated: 3/20 published: 4/4/2015
Love your imperfections by Drypteis [Challenge de Mars 2017 – Collectif NONAME] Une chanson des Killers retentit dans un bar. Trois points de vue sur ce qui peut bien survenir par la suite.
K, French, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, 3/20
The Actual Power of The Pen by Waves-Of-Writing ANOTHER C.O.W. AN author gets trapped in her own book. If you didn't read my other C.O.W.(s) I'll explain. C.O.W. is a game where you write down a character, obstacle, and a want. They get mixed up. Everyone gets one of each. I played this with my writing class. Then you write a story about it. This is mine: C: Author O:An alien(His name is F.R.A.N.K.) W: a (VERY UGLY) dress.
K, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 1k+, 3/19
1Fake News: Donald Trump Approved! by Random Acts of Nonsense First Man: "In the middle of sex, my wife beat the crap out of me." Second Man: "I thought your wife was out of town?" First Man: "SO DID I!"
K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 346, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/18
1 Fractured Fairytales: Cinderfella by addledwalrus A young man gets a little more than he wished for upon meeting a woman with magical powers.
T, English, Romance & Parody, words: 715, favs: 1, 3/18
Supernerd » by EffectiveAltruism I'm a tech-based superhero. I can tell your death rays from your death beams, if you know what I'm saying. My hero name is "Ion". That's the kind of name that really gets the kids jazzed. Stoked to the max. It's a rad name, is what I'm saying. Right now I'm interrupting a guy trying to rob an old lady.
T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, 3/16
Merman's Adventure by Waves-Of-Writing This is something I wrote in my Writing class. We were playing a game called C.O.W. You write down a character, obstacle, and a want. They get mixed up. Everyone gets one of each. Then you write a story about it. This is mine: C: Merman O: Olive W: a baloney sandwich Keep in mind this is not my best writing and just for Fun.
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 468, 3/14
1Burning Flames » by Murposifly Flora has constantly been restricted by her less than average memory. Now, she must get past this obstacle to accomplish her life's mission
K+, English, Drama & Suspense, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 3/11 published: 6/9/2015
Alt-Right Wife by JesusPieceSheamus Sasha's xenophobic, homophobic, self-hating bisexual online girlfriend Charlotte moves into her apartment complex, causing several wacky misadventures. Her next door neighbor, Xavier, attempts to break them up, Her best friend, Bayley, frequently tries to instill diehard liberalism into everyone within earshot, and a fellow tenant, Becky, struggles living with her roommate Alexa.
T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/8
A Cheetah in the Mall by Shadowgate This is based on a dream I had.
K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 347, 3/7
Graveyard Shift by FriendlyWeirdo845 Being a delivery boy can be more exciting than most people give it credit for. My first fiction with accents and dialouge seprerated from other pieces of dialogue.
K+, English, Humor, words: 709, 3/6
Grand Theft Pizza by FriendlyWeirdo845 All Richard wanted to do was enjoy his pizza. But however, fate had other ideas. Feel free to critique this and my novel, Tokyo's Black Bullet.
K+, English, Humor, words: 318, 3/6
1 My Time with Doctor David Risona by Jave Harron I spent three weeks living with an online friend I never met in person. I knew he was a mad scientist, but he nevertheless managed to surprise me.
T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 1k+, 3/5
Quiet Behavior in the Restaurant by Shadowgate Andrew and Monica have a terrible time at a restaurant.
T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 832, 3/4
Les chats sont démoniaques mais on les aime quand même by Ailaeen Tranches de vie de la propriétaire d'un chat facétieux ou un recueil des bêtises d'un chat.
K, French, Humor, words: 225, 3/2
12As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine » by Random Acts of Nonsense If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that tree surgeons can be debarked? If you like these stories, do me a favor and write my editors and let them know at editor @ desertexposure . com (yeah, it's silly I have to do that)
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 21, words: 20k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 3/1 published: 9/2/2015
82 The Funny Thing Is » by MelzDayDreamer19 Just random thoughts and feelings about random things that may or may not happen to you. Basically just my thoughts on things and stories about things that have happened to me.
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 48, words: 50k+, favs: 24, follows: 21, updated: 3/1 published: 11/16/2012
Escape from Robodeath Island by Jave Harron A small group of high-school students are stranded on a small island after a field trip goes awry, and then a strange death machine begins picking them off.
K+, English, Parody & Horror, words: 4k+, 2/26
Language Troll by Izzu In all seriousness, I wouldn't make a good research subject for anyone to study.
K, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 487, 2/26
11Daydreams of a Terrible Writer » by ivegotwritersblock I can't come up with a real penname, can't find a avatar that I like, and am always told that I'm a great writer, and decided to be one. Yet, I have trouble finishing a story, let alone finding the time to finish one. So, I daydream all of the fantastic, adventure filled, sporadic action packed moments that I rarely seem to write, or that never actually come to life.
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 2/24 published: 12/7/2015