Recipe For Disaster by CitrusChickadee Need to make someone sick? Cooking dinner for someone you hate? Then this recipe is for you! Follow all directions carefully to ensure everyone has a miserable time.
K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 167, 10h
Extended Apartment by karlostroy A collection of short scenes about two cousins sharing an apartment. Best read with a posh English accent.
T, English, Humor & Family, words: 500, 2/19
The Week In Tweets III » by American Chimpanzee You know why I don't eat clown burgers? They taste funny.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 8, words: 2k+, updated: 2/18 published: 2/2
2 Fred: Let the Antics Begin » by Warlocklelouch Fred, a fun-loving troublemaker, causes trouble for the people around him. Tom, a co-worker of Fred, has a strong hatred for Fred's antics, which leads to even more trouble. Fred is employed at a company, but gets paid for his pranks, rather than for actual work.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, updated: 2/18 published: 2/16
The Incredible Adventures of John Snowman » by 2fart4u John turned around to see his new company, only to discover an extraterrestrial life form, with humanoid structure... and a head whose circular shape resembled … "Wait! did you say … a butt?" Principal Elsner interrupted the story. "Yes, sir," John replied at the Principal's office...
T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, updated: 2/17 published: 2/4
1The loner and the prodigy » by WaspSt1ng Logan is a lone wolf, and is quite comfortable with staying perfectly normal in every conceivable way. Normal grades, normal behaviour. Nothing ever changes in his town. But everything changes after he has to guide the new kid, who is anything but normal. Things are going to change. Rated T for panic attacks, some swearing and MxM scenes. The rating may change.
T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 25, words: 111k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 2/17 published: 6/20/2019
College President Cries Crocodile Tears by Cynthia Brent A tragic murder in New York City is nothing new - and it's nothing to laugh at, either! But when the same old liberals tell the same old lies, it's time for scorching satire, served up without mercy by a twisted truth-teller. Rated T for implied violence and some truly disturbing social commentary.
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 500, 2/16
Types of Fics I write when It's 2AM and I'm tired by GirlPower54 or the one where I can't sleep and make parodies of different types of fiction. not 2 be taken seriously but ok.
T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, 2/15
The Hunt Before Christmas by TheMoldySausage Santa Claus is real, but he doesn't deliver presents, he hunts Yetis. It's Valentine's day, so obviously, Santa! Enjoy!
T, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 232, 2/14
1850 things that happened in the 21st century » by Fizz the Great "NOOOOOO WHY DONALD WHY!" "What." "Trump, he's now the..." "Oh no, oh no, nooooo," "Yes...I'm afraid so..." "Whyyyy!" "I knooow" "Wait, will McDonalds still be open?" "I think so." "YEEEEES" 50 things that happened in the 21st century. Including typing password into a microwave and managing to send the message anyway.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 31, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 2/14 published: 3/6/2016
1 I'm a Potato by Lif61 A potato tells its story of its life after its death.
T, English, Humor, words: 611, 2/13
2 Paint Party! by Dougie Zerts Barefoot Jenny comes across one! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.
K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 432, 2/7
Mayor's Day Out by idealrain After waking up, an amnesiac mayor wakes up to find he has run afoul with the local cartel.
T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, 2/4
1 What's on Brainless 2: For Once The Sequel is Better That the Original by Warner Hedgehog A guide to whats on the Brainless Network this evening.
K, English, Humor, words: 273, 2/4
20As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine » by American Chimpanzee If you like these stories, do me a favor and write my editors and let them know at editor @ desertexposure . com (yeah, it's silly I have to do that). Meanwhile, do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 39, words: 36k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 2/3 published: 9/2/2015
1 Barefoot Jenny and the Beatnick Artist by Dougie Zerts Barefoot Jenny becomes involved with a beatnick artist-and also plays matchmaker! This makes a reference to one of her earlier adventures.
K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 708, 1/31
1 John Smith and the Potato Factory » by Ace of Hearts 149 John Smith is a (more or less) normal guy until he starts working at an Internet company called the Potato Factory and everything goes insane. [Parody]
K+, English, Parody & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/29
1 Burgers and Time Travel by Ace of Hearts 149 Five friends are just going out for burgers on what starts out as a normal day. Everything goes off the rails when the military storms the burger store and the friends are taken back in time on an urgent mission to a place called Fort Pizza. [Time Travel Parody]
K+, English, Parody & Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 1/29
19The Week In Tweets II » by American Chimpanzee "Pack your bags, honey! I've just won the lottery!" "What do you want me to pack?" "I don't care, just get the heck out!"
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 50, words: 15k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 1/27 published: 10/21/2018
Duo: A collection of one shots by Animalistic Reality Various one shots that include my characters. They are mostly humor but that may change depending on the prompt being used or the character. This may also serve as a spot where I can post my various short stories :) I hope you all enjoy them!
T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 2k+, 1/27
27Emails To My Brother » by RaisingDad Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Okay, I'll give it to your brother." Me: "I've changed my mind."
K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 27, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 1/25 published: 5/18/2019
7The TMOQO and What Was Done With It » by rainbow-beaniegirl The Time Machine of Quizzical Origin, lovingly abbreviated the TMOQO, was the result of a late-night lab session by a dull genius named Theodore, also known as Ted. He and his dear friend Alexander decided that the best use of a time machine was not for anything heroic or scientific, but instead to traverse into another time to avoid their exams and have some fun.
T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 1/14 published: 1/28/2019
24Dear John: Special Hardcore Advice Column! » by American Chimpanzee What hair color do they put on the drivers' licenses of bald men?
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 43, words: 20k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 1/11 published: 3/19/2015
Battle of the Bands by Miss Asten Can Georgia's band win the Battle of the Bands?
K+, English, Humor, words: 625, 1/10
1 Tom from Therapy by Agent Shade199 Meet Tom, a cryptid legend who can transform into any type of being he desires on command. This is only a slice of the potentials that consist of his daily life.
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 1/9