1 Love to eat by WaspSt1ng When a man says he loves to eat and jokes about getting fat, his wife doesn't see it that way. Dark comedy.
K+, English, Horror, words: 1k+, 1/14/2019
1 I Got a New Wristwatch by TFSyndicate and it talks, too! Let's just hope I got my money's worth...
K, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 924, 1/13/2019
I Don't Know How I Died But I Know I'm in Heaven by inaiz22 Aneela dies and ends up in Hell. Then after the mix-up is found, she returns to Heaven where she learns the secrets on life, everything except how she died... (A short story written in junior high school wondering what would happen when I die in a funny way)
K, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, 1/8/2019
1 Silly Suzi by Dougie Zerts This is dedicated to Sears Roebuck, and the thousands of employees who worked there-RIP.
K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 689, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/8/2019
The Story of Isaac Gregbart Qwertius Newton by TheFeatheredPen I wrote this short story in high school as an angsty, pressured-to-succeed teen. Thank God I'm out of that lifestyle now.
T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 1/7/2019
7Misfortunes of Olivia and Darcy: Befriending a superhero » by BurningPretzelsWithCheese A series of short stories glimpsing the life, adventures and misadventures of Olivia and Darcy. Two female bestfriends, one's a superhero and is an idiot when at home. Each chapter is its own story. M for swearing.
T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 10k+, updated: 1/6/2019 published: 4/9/2018
411How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse » by Lolitroy Duff became sixteen the day the world ended. Was she sad? Nah! In a zombie apocalypse, you can make graffiti on libraries, set buildings on fire, throw boomerangs at people... in other words, heaven. The only bad thing is the fact that you can't pee in peace... Reviews Returned!
T, English, Parody & Friendship, chapters: 15, words: 21k+, favs: 69, follows: 75, updated: 1/4/2019 published: 2/29/2012
12 KIDS! » by katniss15 Everything is ready for Will's homecoming. Everything is just perfect. But Susie forgot to factor in the children.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 12/31/2018 published: 11/21/2018
2Final Vinyl Letter by Dougie Zerts I watched with horror as the record format quickly became eliminated, in the late 80's. I am absolutely convinced that this was due to corporate greed. This is a fake letter sent to a fake record store telling them to get rid of their records. As far as I know, the store name is totally fictitious. If it was a a real store-well, sorry about that!
K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 238, favs: 2, follows: 1, 12/30/2018
The Book Review: The Fifth One by Warner Hedgehog I thought that Gumshield for a Gumshoe would be a groovy title for a book, the same for A Lentl for Yentl. The rest are cheap excuses for silly names.
K, English, Humor, words: 510, 12/29/2018
En ayunas by Bluene Ignacio y su compadre, comiendo tortas en un local. (#52RetosLiterup). [Reto #1. El argumento de tu relato es tu chiste preferido]
K, Spanish, Parody & Humor, words: 355, 12/29/2018
1 Snack Snatcher by WaspSt1ng When Jake hears about a kid at school stealing food from his little brother, he devises the ultimate revenge plan. Nobody messes with his little brother. EVER.
K+, English, Humor, words: 791, 12/28/2018
10Holiday Stories That Will Offend You » by American Chimpanzee The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 23, words: 15k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 4/12 published: 5/5/2014
2Slendrina's Family Chat Group by The Keyboard Poet Join Slendrina and her family in their family chat group.
K, English, Family & Humor, words: 159, 12/26/2018
1 Miracle milkshakes by WaspSt1ng There is a café in a high street that's closer to you than you think. They sell smoothies and milkshakes that can cure not just your thirst, but your problems too. Curious?
K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 12/25/2018
2 Surprise? by SilverSwirls "Y-you guys broke in…?" she breathed heavily in an attempt to calm her newly racing heartbeat.
K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, 12/23/2018
1 Successful Applicant N1 by noemiluisa A letter of application sure to make one succeed in life. To all of those out there who ask too much from us students in order to qualify for grants/job positions. A/N: I own this, do not plagiarise.
K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 12/23/2018
A Complete Story » by LucyandBandit What happens when an author dies before the last book? You may scoff, but for fans of the Finn Gunn series this is their new reality. No conclusion and a dead author. To fill the void they've started writing fanfiction. The result can be found within these pages. Read if you dare. Updates Monday and Friday, cross-posted on Wattpad
T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Parody, chapters: 11, words: 22k+, follows: 1, updated: 12/20/2018 published: 12/12/2018
Collegiate Schism by sukamysia In colleges across the country the students are splitting into two groups. We sent our researchers out to investigate, with a modest stipend of course, and these are the long awaited results.
K+, English, Humor, words: 534, 12/18/2018
5Revenge of Younger Siblings » by LivyLadybug Sarah is a 17 year old looking for a little romance and fun in her life. Unfortunately, her older siblings Elizabeth and David have other plans in mind. If it is every older sibling's job to harass their younger sister, than it's every younger sister's job to make sure they regret it. Follow Sarah through her hilarious quest of revenge.
K, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, updated: 12/18/2018 published: 6/3/2018
4Acid 100 by Dougie Zerts This is based on an actual Woodstock photo I saw. In it, there's a guy sitting in a chair with a sign that reads "Acid 1.00." DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN ENDERSEMENT OF DRUG USE!
T, English, Humor, words: 373, favs: 1, follows: 1, 12/15/2018
Cinnamon Jelly doughnut The tragic comedic christmas story by Moonybird All Mr. Robertson wanted for Christmas was a Cinnamon Jelly doughnut. But things are not always that easy.
T, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 2k+, 12/12/2018
1 My perfect other half by noemiluisa We would be the perfect couple: smiles, kisses and coffee.
T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 607, favs: 1, 12/12/2018
Wyllys and Sport of the Wild East » by Mr. Papi Bounty hunting, odd jobs, thieving, maybe some grave robbing on the side - nothing's out of bounds for the murderer and the thief when there's a quick buck to be made. A tale of depravity set in an upside down world of gunfire, bandits, and pickles!
T, English, Humor & Western, chapters: 7, words: 15k+, updated: 12/11/2018 published: 10/30/2018
Adventures of Boop the Doodle » by Sirra Rose Rhiannon Hi, I'm Boop. After a fight I'm forced to move in with really strange humans. They have no dogs and pet giraffes.
K, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, 12/11/2018