1850 things that happened in the 21st century » by Fizz the Great "NOOOOOO WHY DONALD WHY!" "What." "Trump, he's now the..." "Oh no, oh no, nooooo," "Yes...I'm afraid so..." "Whyyyy!" "I knooow" "Wait, will McDonalds still be open?" "I think so." "YEEEEES" 50 things that happened in the 21st century. Including typing password into a microwave and managing to send the message anyway.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 31, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 2/14 published: 3/6/2016
3 I'm a Potato by Lif61 A potato tells its story of its life after its death.
T, English, Humor, words: 666, 2/13
2 Paint Party! by Dougie Zerts Barefoot Jenny comes across one! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.
K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 432, 2/7
Mayor's Day Out by idealrain After waking up, an amnesiac mayor wakes up to find he has run afoul with the local cartel.
T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, 2/4
1 What's on Brainless 2: For Once The Sequel is Better That the Original by Warner Hedgehog A guide to whats on the Brainless Network this evening.
K, English, Humor, words: 317, 2/4
20As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine » by American Chimpanzee If you like these stories, do me a favor and write my editors and let them know at editor @ desertexposure . com (yeah, it's silly I have to do that). Meanwhile, do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 39, words: 36k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 2/3 published: 9/2/2015
1 Barefoot Jenny and the Beatnick Artist by Dougie Zerts Barefoot Jenny becomes involved with a beatnick artist-and also plays matchmaker! This makes a reference to one of her earlier adventures.
K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 708, 1/31
1 John Smith and the Potato Factory » by Ace of Hearts 149 John Smith is a (more or less) normal guy until he starts working at an Internet company called the Potato Factory and everything goes insane. [Parody]
K+, English, Parody & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/29
1 Burgers and Time Travel by Ace of Hearts 149 Five friends are just going out for burgers on what starts out as a normal day. Everything goes off the rails when the military storms the burger store and the friends are taken back in time on an urgent mission to a place called Fort Pizza. [Time Travel Parody]
K+, English, Parody & Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 1/29
19The Week In Tweets II » by American Chimpanzee "Pack your bags, honey! I've just won the lottery!" "What do you want me to pack?" "I don't care, just get the heck out!"
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 50, words: 15k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 1/27 published: 10/21/2018
Duo: A collection of one shots by Animalistic Reality Various one shots that include my characters. They are mostly humor but that may change depending on the prompt being used or the character. This may also serve as a spot where I can post my various short stories :) I hope you all enjoy them!
T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 2k+, 1/27
7The TMOQO and What Was Done With It » by rainbow-beaniegirl The Time Machine of Quizzical Origin, lovingly abbreviated the TMOQO, was the result of a late-night lab session by a dull genius named Theodore, also known as Ted. He and his dear friend Alexander decided that the best use of a time machine was not for anything heroic or scientific, but instead to traverse into another time to avoid their exams and have some fun.
T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 1/14 published: 1/28/2019
Battle of the Bands by Miss Asten Can Georgia's band win the Battle of the Bands?
K+, English, Humor, words: 625, 1/10
1 Tom from Therapy by Agent Shade199 Meet Tom, a cryptid legend who can transform into any type of being he desires on command. This is only a slice of the potentials that consist of his daily life.
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 1/9
1 What If You Tried To Live Your Life Like An Action Movie? by Baz The Storyteller Dustin is a 15 year old nerd who loves comics, video games and movies. But he is also not very nice and his bad behaviour gets him kicked out of his favourite game centre. Angry at this, Dustin wants revenge. So he takes inspiration from an action movie where the hero kills all the bad guys and saves the day. Dustin attempts to copy this. Will he succeed?
T, English, Humor & Crime, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 1/9
2 Dunk Tank Jenny by Dougie Zerts Barefoot Jenny gets on a dunk tank. Who will dunk her?
K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 618, 1/7
Beirut-Trablos by mikeazar In a short story, protagonist Viraf is subjected to a torturous bus ride to his hometown of Trablos (Tripoli), Lebanon.
K, English, words: 2k+, 1/4
1 The Cold Shoulder by Jave Harron Two cannibal cavemen try to resolve their dispute.
K+, English, Humor & Horror, words: 136, 12/31/2019
1 G-Cars by Dog Scepters A strange short prose of creative fiction about owning a weird car.
K, English, Humor, words: 410, 12/31/2019
The Golden Dragon by Warner Hedgehog A short history of a priceless antique.
K, English, Humor, words: 551, 12/30/2019
2 Customer Guidelines by Alouise Briggslay How to Be the Best Customer You Could Possibly Be
K, English, words: 677, favs: 1, 12/10/2019
Queen Disgusting by Jenab6 An ugly young woman is befriended by a handsome prince, to his sorrow and to her empowerment. A wart is involved.
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 609, 12/7/2019
Otterburn by Warner Hedgehog A magazine article about a sadly defunct disco band. A lot of the names were obtained by looking at Northumberland on Google Maps.
K, English, Humor, words: 934, 12/4/2019
1 Double Vision by CitrusChickadee A New Year's party gets a little weird, and it's not even because she did anything wrong. Quite the opposite, really.
K+, English, Humor, words: 442, 12/3/2019