1 And the cat shall rule by CMfan5000 It's time to wake, my human. You will not tell me nay. For if you dare to try it, it's for mercy you shall pray.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 188, 4/20
Mama's Kitchen by TheWriterTriad A little kid's perspective on their mother's kitchen and all the food that comes out of it. Winner of my high school literary magazine's poetry contest for the 2015-2016 school year.
K+, English, Humor, words: 180, 4/13
The Big Mouthed Chicken Boy by E Emmerich It started at school...
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 165, 4/11
A Midsummer Orange Knight by cornucopia A Shakespearian tale of the great orange leader
K, English, Parody, words: 141, 4/11
Das ehrlichste Liebesbrief by Lady Seratopia 1 Hauch frischer Luft in einer Welt reif mit Idioten.
K, German, Romance & Parody, words: 177, 4/4
Spares » by puffygeemoth Records of un-emo moments.
T, English, Humor & Poetry, chapters: 6, words: 452, updated: 4/1 published: 3/3
1 No Sense by ShimmeringDewdrops Too sleepy to sleep, Too hyper to run, Too tired to get up, And go lie down...
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 39, favs: 1, 3/30
Creatures Proposal - Pun Poem by ShimmeringDewdrops If I said I didn't Caribou you, Then I'd be a Lion, 'Cause I'm so happy you're Hare with me, That Hyena gonna leave you once you're mine...
K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 208, 3/30
1 Fred by Mirra Shards This is the very first limerick I ever composed. There are two versions: The way I first thought of it, and how I would say it now. It had no meaning then, it was just fun words that rhymed.
K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 64, 3/28
An Innocent's Thoughts by MasKaiHilFantic A mere child, with nothing on the platter Even she knew what is the matter XD
K, English, Humor, words: 242, 3/28
Budgies by Mirra Shards My favorite birds:) In memory of Mr. Periwinkle.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 13, 3/26
55My Enlightened Foot! » by Queen of the Shadylands My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 56, words: 7k+, favs: 20, follows: 3, updated: 3/22 published: 7/19/2008
Selfish by Mikka Bouzu Sort of a poem about the irony of expecting 'too much' in a relationship. Originally it was written as a song with a darker outlook but now it's more of funny 'why me' type of piece.
T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Parody, words: 74, 3/19
Words by Raging Glow-worm I was in a goofy mood and this was the result.
K, English, Humor, words: 28, favs: 1, 3/19
3Moleman's Epic Rap Battles » by MolemanNineThousand Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.
T, English, Poetry & Humor, chapters: 42, words: 58k+, favs: 1, updated: 3/15 published: 4/24/2015
Don't Walk on the Grasses! by DebbieKatz Just some fun about walking on the lawn - or not.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 122, 3/10
Foodie Poem by Teresa B. Barcelo Because even poets can love food too.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 72, 2/28
Dum, Dum, Diddly, Dum by Sky Reads Books A humorous yet dark childish poem
K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 52, 2/22
Miserable Face by Lady Evelyn Thyme The answer was simple, consisting of five simple words. l Senegal l Kelly l
K, English, Humor, words: 162, 2/8
A New Friend by Shirley Lestrade I wrote this one in ninth grade as part of an assignment.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 44, 2/8
I Once Had a Dollar by Shirley Lestrade I wrote this poem when I was in fifth grade. It's one of the few that I like that I was required to write.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 23, favs: 1, 2/5
This New Confessional Of Yours by Space Ace This free verse poem happens to be what a parishioner would say to a priest about the new confessional.
T, English, Spiritual & Friendship, words: 27, 2/1