Petit Déjeuner » by Marina x Machina A collection of humor poetry that I offered my English teacher as a graduation gift. Includes an epic dramatizing the time his right wheel exploded, an extended ballad describing my attempted promposal, a mockery of my friend who kept on begging us for any food we could afford (except for green cheese) and that really dirty old softball helmet that itches my head.
T, English, Humor & Poetry, chapters: 11, words: 3k+, 12h
3Moleman's Epic Rap Battles » by MolemanNineThousand Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.
T, English, Poetry & Humor, chapters: 45, words: 61k+, favs: 1, updated: 8/22 published: 4/24/2015
8A Compendium of Nonsense » by terrapin01 I will gradually be uploading all of my poetic scribblings to this story. I still occasionally generate some. (Un)fortunately you won't be able to see the doodles I've drawn in the margins. The Physix poem lost quite a bit of its "Oomph" since I can't use the proper symbols in it.
T, English, Poetry & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 8/21 published: 4/26/2014
6Selected Limericks » by Luna Abbot May not be appropriate for younger readers! Has language...sometimes.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 186, favs: 2, updated: 8/14 published: 8/8
1 All Are Fish by Seudonimo Voldeminty Avoid poetry (I don't know what else to call it). The reason I wrote it is noted inside. The title has no connection to the content...
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 95, 8/4
Dead Man by Misheru Haruno It's basically a poem about Zombies XD
T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 161, 8/2
Dead by Misheru Haruno I've always been interested in witchcraft, paganism, neo-paganism, etc. When I was a kid, I even wrote my own spells, but my spell book was lost to me. This is the only spell I have left and it makes one helluva short poem, and I like it.
T, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 20, 8/2
Spider-Web by Amoridere This poem is based on what happened earlier this morning and how I cannot get that image out of my eyes. It's one thing for spiders to build their webs but it's another when it's a huge web and across a good chunk of my doorway. I did get at it with a broom.
K+, English, Humor, words: 129, favs: 1, 7/25
1 Dank Memes » by Laughing.Thalia A poem about this generations experience of life, social media and of course those dank memes. Each chapter is different, as it's about memes and mentions many by name I update the poem so it's different every time and up to date with more current memes.
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 944, favs: 2, updated: 7/21 published: 9/15/2016
4SFL » by noemiluisa Short Funny Lines
T, English, Humor & Poetry, chapters: 9, words: 469, updated: 7/11 published: 3/28/2016
2Fairy Tale Falsehoods » by Asteria Dawn A collection of fairy tale based poems.
K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, 6/17
The Mystery Display by Mourn8220House A cheeky poem about a detective who might not be exactly right for their job.
T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 199, 6/11
The Din of Life (And How it Affects Me) by James Dotson A rather comical poem that outlines how I escape from life's struggles and the problems that may arise while escaping
K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 104, 6/9
Impressive by Shirley Lestrade When your "date" goes wrong . . .
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 28, 6/9
1From his Coy Mistress by thatclichepoetryblog An imagined response to the poem 'To his Coy Mistress' by Andrew Marvell. It isn't much but I hope you enjoy :P
T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 749, favs: 1, 5/27
1 Lost and Found by PerseShow Making light of the fact that I left my phone at my horseback riding instructor's house…
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 211, 5/11
1 If You Love an Animal by PerseShow Something I wrote just for laughs.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 120, 5/10
3 Scars » by Mirra Shards A funny story about how my face became the way it is now. No pity please!
K+, English, Humor & Poetry, chapters: 3, words: 78, favs: 1, 5/7
Bored by Ismae Rienne I wrote this back in eighth grade, but I think it is actually pretty decent. We had to write a poem in three minutes during class, and this is what happened.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 20, 5/7
L'épée chantre by Amant des Oiseaux A limerick on the subject of a sword who is a bard.
K, French, Poetry & Humor, words: 33, 5/5
They would by David-666 I am terrible at rhyming what would the greats do if the met me.
K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 158, 5/2
2 And the cat shall rule by CMfan5000 It's time to wake, my human. You will not tell me nay. For if you dare to try it, it's for mercy you shall pray.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 188, favs: 2, 4/20
Mama's Kitchen by TheWriterTriad A little kid's perspective on their mother's kitchen and all the food that comes out of it. Winner of my high school literary magazine's poetry contest for the 2015-2016 school year.
K+, English, Humor, words: 180, 4/13