55My Enlightened Foot! » by Queen of the Shadylands My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 56, words: 7k+, favs: 20, follows: 3, updated: 3/22 published: 7/19/2008
Selfish by Mikka Bouzu Sort of a poem about the irony of expecting 'too much' in a relationship. Originally it was written as a song with a darker outlook but now it's more of funny 'why me' type of piece.
T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Parody, words: 74, 3/19
Words by Raging Glow-worm I was in a goofy mood and this was the result.
K, English, Humor, words: 28, favs: 1, 3/19
3Moleman's Epic Rap Battles » by MolemanNineThousand Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.
T, English, Poetry & Humor, chapters: 42, words: 58k+, favs: 1, updated: 3/15 published: 4/24/2015
Don't Walk on the Grasses! by DebbieKatz Just some fun about walking on the lawn - or not.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 122, 3/10
Spares » by puffygeemoth Records of un-emo moments.
T, English, Humor & Poetry, chapters: 5, words: 396, 3/3
Foodie Poem by Teresa B. Barcelo Because even poets can love food too.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 72, 2/28
Dum, Dum, Diddly, Dum by Sky Reads Books A humorous yet dark childish poem
K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 52, 2/22
Miserable Face by Lady Evelyn Thyme The answer was simple, consisting of five simple words. l Senegal l Kelly l
K, English, Humor, words: 162, 2/8
A New Friend by Shirley Lestrade I wrote this one in ninth grade as part of an assignment.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 44, 2/8
I Once Had a Dollar by Shirley Lestrade I wrote this poem when I was in fifth grade. It's one of the few that I like that I was required to write.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 23, favs: 1, 2/5
This New Confessional Of Yours by Space Ace This free verse poem happens to be what a parishioner would say to a priest about the new confessional.
T, English, Spiritual & Friendship, words: 27, 2/1
Ode to Laughter by wordaddict3 Everyone says that laughter is the best medicine. But it is so much more. The fifth poem in my anthology.
K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 194, 1/15
Go Number Two Already by Space Ace This free verse poem is what one of the mice is saying to the cat at a funeral.
T, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 23, 1/6
3 Cats eat you after you die by Celticchick3900 A cheerful poem about cats, this poem has nothing to do with being dumped. I'm 100% happy and have no problems at all and I'm definitely not lonely.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 171, favs: 2, 1/4
Morgens in der frühen Helle by Adria66 Ein kurzes, nicht ernstzunehmendes Gedicht von einer Frau, die auf ihren Mann wartete.
T, German, Humor & Romance, words: 39, 1/3
Heartbreak Parody by FriendlyWeirdo845 This is a joke poem based around the topic of chasing after someone who just doesn't care. I hate this cliché, but this poem is just a joke, and even though there are curses in it, it's not serious or anything. Hope you enjoy it nonetheless.
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 153, 12/30/2016
The Toe Once Stubbed by The Old Dude of the Mountain By stubbing your toe, you unwittingly cast a curse upon it.
K, English, Humor, words: 21, favs: 1, 12/24/2016
2 Prompt: An ACTUAL Doctor by Repcal This was a prompt that I did some time ago which essentially was to write as if Dr. Seuss was an actual doctor. This was the result.
K+, English, Humor, words: 212, favs: 2, 12/21/2016
1 Nantucket by Rona Calan Every writer of limericks makes one eventually, right?
T, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 31, 12/5/2016
Drag Line by FDRS The story of a 1998 Jeep Laredo with 300k miles on it.
T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 90, 12/2/2016
1 Future High by RhiDavi I little circle smoke song I wrote real quick for fun. Cannabis reference. (rated for language and drug reference I guess, let me know if this should be adjusted.)
K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 120, favs: 1, 11/21/2016
TCP by Louellena old poem (2004), 12 lines, free verse, format, if you were on FP back then you might remember these... ;)
K, English, words: 43, 11/8/2016
Crooked tooth by Louellena old poem (2007), 7 lines, rhyme, off-set
K, English, words: 33, 10/27/2016