Singing in the Rain by CitrusChickadee A poem poking fun at how singing (or doing anything) in the rain isn't actually very fun.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 86, 9/15
A surprising tale of unfortunate events? by Skarov-and-Steel Based on a true story that was told to me by my friend about a series of events that happened a few years ago. We found it funny and just wanted to share it.
T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 641, 9/6
We May Have Fueled the Fire by rmsthornton A poem which creates modern lyrics for Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire". It goes with the beat of the song as well.
K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 455, 8/24
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Bea vs Beavers » by WildChild24 Bea might be an angel, but she sure as hell ain't no angel when it comes to her greatest hatred... of a certain buck-toothed mammal.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 8/10
Compulsion by CitrusChickadee A poem that (gently) pokes fun at the idea of obsessively hoarding new things instead of enjoying things we already have.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 58, 7/30
The Cow Who Shouted the Odds by Warner Hedgehog A poem inspired by the mooing of cattle in a field, and the structure of the Haiku.
K, English, Humor, words: 83, 7/22
Those Medicinal Men & their Fighting Vaccine by Timescribe (To the tune of "Those Magnificent Men in their Fighting Machines"), a little ditty about the COVID vaccine.
K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 59, 7/6
Ode To Sand by Mystic Meadows The most magical kind of dirt
K+, English, Humor, words: 81, follows: 1, 6/29
1 All the Single Hades by lunaeclipse1205 Okay so I got this Idea from a meme so why not continue it.
K, English, words: 533, 5/27
1The Pugs by CaseyT I wrote this as an anniversary gift for my boyfriend who loves pugs. :)
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 196, 5/24
16poems » by our-embossed-sky -or verbal diarrhoea, take your pick.
T, English, Drama, chapters: 5, words: 506, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 5/9 published: 4/30/2016
France, 1543 by Skarlet P. Rhapsody A short, fantasy poem with a punchline, written in 2009... xoxo
K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 58, 5/3
1 Panic at the Disco by lunaeclipse1205 Now we've all heard the song how 'bout the poem.
K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 80, 4/17
Ballad of Doherty Mangy Kerr » by Kazakh Doom Doherty Mangy Kerr, a dirty mangy cur, picks on the Ballad of John O'Reilly.
T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, updated: 3/15 published: 10/7/2020
2 Procrastination by CitrusChickadee A poem on being a procrastinator. Things will change someday...
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 83, 3/11
3 How the Grinch Cancelled Everything! by rmsthornton Suess-ville is a happy place filled with Dr. Suess characters. But the Grinch hates them all, and thus decides to cancel them all by calling them out for innocuous things via an app called Chirp-a-dee-Shout.
K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 556, 3/9
Chicken Guts by Finna-aspenhunter The name isn't deceptive. It's about preparing chickens for food. So, settle down with some nice chicken soup, stew, curry, or barbecued wings and read on.
T, English, Humor, words: 364, 2/1
3Candy canes by anton.pule.skoglund I wrote a short comedy poem about a guy who is obsessed with candy canes, what do you think?
K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 200, favs: 1, 1/30
3 Lifeless by CitrusChickadee Sometimes, beating a game is the worst Video Game Problem of them all.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 45, 1/5
One More Level by CitrusChickadee A mostly-affectionate self-jab on how addicting video games can be.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 32, favs: 1, 12/28/2020
6 Santa Supports the Military Industrial Complex by Rimmy And engages in some light insider trading while he's at it.
T, English, words: 354, favs: 6, follows: 1, 12/23/2020
Flexible Friend by Mister Slater's Parrot I was commissioned to write a poem from the point of view of an inflatable rubber sex doll. (Yes, really) that was being given as a joke gift… What can I say, I like a challenge! Needless to say there's a lot of sauce and innuendo in this piece!
T, English, Humor, words: 145, 12/16/2020