2 Get a Life by CitrusChickadee What does "getting a life" even mean?
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 29, 7/29
1 Etiquette by Mystic Meadows There are different rules for interacting with different specieses, y'all.
K, English, Humor, words: 172, 7/23
2 Mouth » by Julia's.Fantasy My sweet, soft name filled the grim air, / As my mouth will have some little affair.
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 347, updated: 7/21 published: 4/27
Various old prose by Michal Claire I found these in an old document, I noticed that many people on here seem to like poetry, so I thought I might add some. Included are, "My BFF the horseshoe", "The handprint army", "Are you a man or a mouse"
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 254, 7/12
Boredom by CitrusChickadee Doing the same things over and over again will cure boredom, not cause it, of course.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 81, 7/12
3Self—Satisfying Wit » by Lost In Segue My attempt at poetic humor.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 12, words: 377, favs: 1, updated: 7/5 published: 4/12/2010
1 Chicken by extraterry123 I wrote this funny poem when I was 10. Please take it in that spirit. Review mine , I will review yours.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 332, favs: 3, 6/20
Darth Sand is Bad at Poetry by darthsand2005 When I write poetry, it fails miserably...
K, English, Humor, words: 120, 6/16
A Good Day to Live » by blakbird0019 A collection of my lighter poems. No particular style or genre.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 661, 6/15
2 Slowin' Down by LilyWoodlin My best friend and I are going to the amusement park last minute. She's so easy to mess with, she's a little slow sometimes. (But don't tell her I said that （ ε ）)
T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 225, favs: 2, follows: 1, 6/8
3 Indecision 2020 by Jave Harron Who to vote for this year? Look to the unexpected candidates!
K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 59, 5/22
1 Getting Dressed by iamhoussem17 Something I thought of while wearing clothes after showering. No joke. Enjoy.
K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 62, 5/7
Trespass by jsrrayburn A man screams to the heavens, and gets a stunning response.
T, English, Humor & Angst, words: 26, 5/2
2 Annoying by CitrusChickadee Sometimes, people are so annoying that you have to do extreme things to make them go away.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 62, 4/6
A Satire on our Time by AnUnknownRider A satire (Juvenalian I think, perhaps slightly Menippean) on our times, and to it's optimists.
T, English, Parody & Poetry, words: 240, 4/4
Histoiréalité by Lucie Roy Parce que la télé-réalité du futur, c'est le passé !
K, French, Poetry & Humor, words: 176, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/12
Little Timmy Fell in The Nettles by purple devil 87 Timmy fell in the nettles and now its getting worserer
K, English, Humor, words: 73, 1/23
The Screamer by vader98789 This is the story of when I climbed the Screamer Tower at Capernwray Bible School.
K, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 518, 1/21
3 Little Lucy by cutiexreaper A comedy poem about tumblr, my opinions, and the fact that there's only two genders. Please don't flame, it's my opinion and I will respect your opinion.
T, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 267, 12/26/2019
Box's Bawks by JasonAlexanderBennett Story of a fearful chicken
K, English, Humor, words: 74, 11/26/2019
Farming Case by Warner Hedgehog A Wurzel-ish parody of Green Day's Basket Case. Its not particularly good, but never mind that.
K, English, Humor, words: 194, 11/23/2019
Mister Leviatã by Maya Amamiya Baseado na música "Miss Lexotan" do Júpiter Maçã. Uma brincadeira e versão reversa da música, homenageando os jogadores antigos.
K+, Portuguese, Humor, words: 184, 11/20/2019
Back in Debt Again, A Parody Singalong by semtester Back in Debt Again, but with a borrowed beat
K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 196, 11/2/2019
1 Horrible Halloween Humor by Zanghigh Very silly and cheesy poem just in time for Halloween
T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 271, 10/21/2019