1Nonsense by HoldMyHairWhileIPurgeBaby A baloney poem I wrote in the style of pantoum to bullshit my poetry class.
T, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 221, 9/17
2Jumpseat Confessionals » by adventrienne A growing collection of poems about the day-to-day realities of being a flight attendant.
K+, English, Humor & Poetry, chapters: 5, words: 364, updated: 9/12 published: 6/9
As If! by rmsthornton A poem told from the perspective of Cher Horowitz, the main character from the movie Clueless.
K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 359, 8/21
2Did you see the Leprechaun? by rmsthornton A poem inspired by the leprechaun incident which took place in Crichton, Alabama in 2006. Watch this if you don't remember. /watch?v nda OSWeyn8
K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 134, 8/9
7Selected Limericks » by Luna Abbot May not be appropriate for younger readers! Has language...sometimes.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 225, favs: 1, updated: 7/27 published: 8/8/2017
3 Green Thing Pinks Are Back by Warner Hedgehog A short poem that says something. Prizes for guessing what. The prizes are fictional.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 80, favs: 1, 7/13
I Can't Get It Up by Brandon Burns Here's a short poem about bad manhood.
T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 103, favs: 1, 7/9
4My Randomizers » by droidcis545 An outlet for me to post random poems I think of that manage to make me laugh. If you laugh too, that would be great! If you do not, no worries, no hate!
T, English, Poetry & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 87, updated: 7/3 published: 3/27
1 Frustration by JoelleHaskell User experiences technical difficulties. Written in the time it took for my old computer to load a web page while the hard disk drive was dying.
K+, English, Humor, words: 94, 6/29
1 horse hah centaur hah by Maverick87 oh god
T, English, Humor, words: 168, favs: 1, follows: 1, 6/28
2 Sunlight by The Mighty Kyle Man Just a poem about a nice sunny day...
K, English, Humor, words: 65, favs: 1, 6/27
16CRAZY POEMS OF WIERDNESS » by DaAwesomeGurl 1. I am probably insane, and if you read this, you'll say: nope, you're wrong. you're COMPLETELY insane. 2. BE CAREFUL THE THINGS I WRITE WILL PROBABLY MAKE NO SENSE BUT YEAH 3. Welcome to my weird mind. *dark and spooky music/evil smirk* Do come in...
T, English, Drama, chapters: 4, words: 435, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 5/29 published: 4/30/2016
2 A Play On Rhymes by LeagionFear Just messing about with the English language.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 45, 5/23
4 Milk by Estrellagrace This is such nonsense but I can't stop laughing as I upload it. It is short n sour (like curdled milk). If you wanna laugh, then try to make sense of it. That is what really gets me lmaoo
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 220, favs: 1, 5/7
18 Petit Déjeuner » by Marina x Machina A collection of humor poetry that I offered my English teacher as a graduation gift. Includes an epic dramatizing the time his right tire exploded, an extended ballad describing my attempted promposal, a mockery of my friend who kept on begging us for any food we could afford (except for green cheese) and that really dirty old softball helmet that itches my head.
T, English, Humor & Poetry, chapters: 14, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 5/7 published: 8/22/2017
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K+, Korean, words: 132, 5/4
A Fact and a Compliment by droidcis545 Go ahead and have a taste of what real humor looks like if you'd like. Randomization is always the way to go!
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 24, follows: 1, 4/19
2 A Book In The Fruit Bowl by LeagionFear A brief description of a certain fruit bowl that resides in my kitchen, all of the following is true and all of the items described have indeed ended up in the fruit bowl.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 217, favs: 1, 4/17
1Unfinished by LeagionFear Just a snide comment about my lack of finished works, though it may not be inherently funny, I feel it came from an amused soul.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 108, 4/16
1 The Unsinkable Smelly Brown by Trina Mason Ode to poop.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 107, favs: 1, 4/12
I have this friend by KittyKatz I have this friend I have I do, and people say he's imaginary. I think so too
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 189, 4/7
APP-ocalypse Now by Timescribe A look at life dependent on downloading apps.
K, English, Humor & Spiritual, words: 260, 3/24
2 Sir Trevor the Drunk by Qwerty282 A short nonsense story told in limerick form. Makes almost no sense and is one of my earlier works. Figured I'd just post it so at least someone would be able to read it.
K, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 204, 3/14