Flexible Friend by Mister Slater's Parrot I was commissioned to write a poem from the point of view of an inflatable rubber sex doll. (Yes, really) that was being given as a joke gift… What can I say, I like a challenge! Needless to say there's a lot of sauce and innuendo in this piece!
T, English, Humor, words: 145, 12/16/2020
2 This Sounds Weird by CitrusChickadee If only it was possible to grow out a fabulous beard. Alas, it's only a wish...
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 67, 10/10/2020
1My Comedy Poems by ChuckTheEon This is where I am going to post a collection of my comedic poetry. For I will be posting more serious poetry in another story format.
T, English, Humor, words: 35, follows: 1, 10/8/2020
1 Child's Play by snobahr Limerick, from Reddit's r/WritingPrompts, "Your superpower is the most innocuous, party trick abilities on record. Because of that power, you're the most feared superhero on the planet."
K, English, Family & Sci-Fi, words: 61, 9/21/2020
Nothing has Nagged Me more by justin1p2kennon This is just a poem I wrote focusing on the letter N.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 76, 9/20/2020
1 Fall by Kaylie Night I wonder, what a way to be found dead! / Face fear of fire and falling, but instead / I'll die of suffocation from the dread! (Dark humor sonnet)
K+, English, Suspense & Horror, words: 109, 9/11/2020
1 The Road Labeled 'B' by whobeyda A twist and analysis on Robert Frost's "Road Less Traveled."
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 138, 8/29/2020
What Am I? by Skarlet P. Rhapsody Possibly a pig?... Written in 2009... xoxox
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 41, 8/18/2020
1 Sugar Maple by JasperWritingWitch Literally just a poem about a candle I recently bought.
K, English, words: 17, favs: 1, 8/14/2020
Bowfin and the Bus by elektroboot98 An attempt at a limerick that's about a war story but seemed too humorous to put in the war section. WARNING: Contains a few offensive World War II-era terms
T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 132, 8/14/2020
2 Get a Life by CitrusChickadee What does "getting a life" even mean?
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 29, 7/29/2020
1 Etiquette by Mystic Meadows There are different rules for interacting with different specieses, y'all.
K, English, Humor, words: 172, 7/23/2020
3 Mouth » by Indigo.Mermaid My sweet, soft name filled the grim air, / As my mouth will have some little affair.
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 347, updated: 7/21/2020 published: 4/27/2020
Various old prose by Michal Claire I found these in an old document, I noticed that many people on here seem to like poetry, so I thought I might add some. Included are, "My BFF the horseshoe", "The handprint army", "Are you a man or a mouse"
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 254, 7/12/2020
1 Boredom by CitrusChickadee Doing the same things over and over again will cure boredom, not cause it, of course.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 81, 7/12/2020
3Self—Satisfying Wit » by Lost In Segue My attempt at poetic humor.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 12, words: 377, favs: 1, updated: 7/5/2020 published: 4/12/2010
2 Chicken by extraterry123 I wrote this funny poem when I was 10. Please take it in that spirit. Review mine , I will review yours.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 332, favs: 3, 6/20/2020
Darth Sand is Bad at Poetry by darthsand When I write poetry, it fails miserably...
K, English, Humor, words: 120, 6/16/2020
2 Slowin' Down by LilyWoodlin My best friend and I are going to the amusement park last minute. She's so easy to mess with, she's a little slow sometimes. (But don't tell her I said that （ ε ）)
T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 225, favs: 2, follows: 1, 6/8/2020
3 Indecision 2020 by Jave Harron Who to vote for this year? Look to the unexpected candidates!
K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 59, 5/22/2020
1 Getting Dressed by iamhoussem17 Something I thought of while wearing clothes after showering. No joke. Enjoy.
K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 62, 5/7/2020
Trespass by jsrrayburn A man screams to the heavens, and gets a stunning response.
T, English, Humor & Angst, words: 26, 5/2/2020
2 Annoying by CitrusChickadee Sometimes, people are so annoying that you have to do extreme things to make them go away.
K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 62, 4/6/2020
A Satire on our Time by AnUnknownRider A satire (Juvenalian I think, perhaps slightly Menippean) on our times, and to it's optimists.
T, English, Parody & Poetry, words: 240, 4/4/2020