for My Best Subject11/17/2003 c1 Mina Carlisle
I hope you didn't actually turn this in a pass? But I find it extremely hilarious, only you did mispell pharaohs but it added to the comedic performance. Very funny, har de har har!
I hope you didn't actually turn this in a pass? But I find it extremely hilarious, only you did mispell pharaohs but it added to the comedic performance. Very funny, har de har har!
11/2/2003 c1 
1Chibi-Me-Z
Hahaha! I liked the part about Mel Brooks' History of the World! I love that movie! The 'King Tut' and the 'Duke of Earl' song referances were simply great! Are you going to do more? I think you ought, I loved this!
1Chibi-Me-ZHahaha! I liked the part about Mel Brooks' History of the World! I love that movie! The 'King Tut' and the 'Duke of Earl' song referances were simply great! Are you going to do more? I think you ought, I loved this!
9/4/2003 c1 JULIABETH
Lunaria, this was great! Very funny! I think I went to school with a few people who could have written this essay!
Juliabeth
Lunaria, this was great! Very funny! I think I went to school with a few people who could have written this essay!
Juliabeth
7/16/2003 c1 Goaliefreak
This is very funny especially the cold war bit... keep it up!
This is very funny especially the cold war bit... keep it up!
7/15/2003 c1 Amber
oh girl that was funny, but, you left out the part were we destroy alot of shit. But other then that is was really funny well the stuff i could understand anways. Well, u know how i am with book smarts. But, other then that is was cool. Well, off to read your other stories.
oh girl that was funny, but, you left out the part were we destroy alot of shit. But other then that is was really funny well the stuff i could understand anways. Well, u know how i am with book smarts. But, other then that is was cool. Well, off to read your other stories.
4/15/2003 c1 Fleable
You mean none of this is true? Dang, no wonder I never did pass horsetory ; )
Fleab
You mean none of this is true? Dang, no wonder I never did pass horsetory ; )
Fleab
3/18/2003 c1 259goddessofsnark
LOL! Hilarious! "So-crates" and "The inquisition, what a show, the inquisition, here we go!" THAT WAS HILARIOUS! And the sad part is I know a lot of people who would say that too. This was so funny!
259goddessofsnarkLOL! Hilarious! "So-crates" and "The inquisition, what a show, the inquisition, here we go!" THAT WAS HILARIOUS! And the sad part is I know a lot of people who would say that too. This was so funny!
3/5/2003 c1 Jijabi
WONDERFUL STORY! I read it to my sister and the two of us feel sorry for you. It must have been torture to be in class with such incompetents. Could I bring this in to my history teacher? He would love it!
WONDERFUL STORY! I read it to my sister and the two of us feel sorry for you. It must have been torture to be in class with such incompetents. Could I bring this in to my history teacher? He would love it!
2/24/2003 c1 9carterxoxo
surley your kidding about those. surley no one would use those for answers. history is my favorite subject. yepperz. thanx for reveiwing my story. we were watching this movie about him in history and honestly i didnt know that much about him before that. i got so engrossed in it i actually started crying when i saw it. i was definatley embarrasing. so im emotional. big deal. it was soo sad. well i read into him and positivley loved his story. i think ill be working on alexander the great and his father philip next. oh and by the way my real e-mail address is . thanx again. its so nice to get reviews from people. especially people who get it. i just love people who arent stupid and know things. history rocks.
9carterxoxosurley your kidding about those. surley no one would use those for answers. history is my favorite subject. yepperz. thanx for reveiwing my story. we were watching this movie about him in history and honestly i didnt know that much about him before that. i got so engrossed in it i actually started crying when i saw it. i was definatley embarrasing. so im emotional. big deal. it was soo sad. well i read into him and positivley loved his story. i think ill be working on alexander the great and his father philip next. oh and by the way my real e-mail address is . thanx again. its so nice to get reviews from people. especially people who get it. i just love people who arent stupid and know things. history rocks.
2/24/2003 c1 BRIAN
Usually satires are supposed to be making fun of something. Are you making fun of people ignorant of history? If so they are sort of an easy target.
Usually satires are supposed to be making fun of something. Are you making fun of people ignorant of history? If so they are sort of an easy target.
2/21/2003 c1 3Dot
Funny! But it is so sad that some people actually think these things. Ugh. But I like this "essay". It's hilarious.
3DotFunny! But it is so sad that some people actually think these things. Ugh. But I like this "essay". It's hilarious.
2/18/2003 c1 3WeaselSlayer
The fact that people actually believe things like that really frightens me. I am a history nut, and therefore, am appalled at the misinterpertations some have. This is funny and well written, and I really enjoyed reading it.
3WeaselSlayerThe fact that people actually believe things like that really frightens me. I am a history nut, and therefore, am appalled at the misinterpertations some have. This is funny and well written, and I really enjoyed reading it.
2/17/2003 c1 chunky munky
Hilarious. Sadly, I HAVE heard quite few of these answers in my history classes. Of course, I took history in French, so here are the translations from teacher and text that I thought were good:
"The depression was very dull and depressing."
"How many players are on the Canadian Olympic hockey team? (All of them). No no, none of the Canadians are from Canada!"
"Aren't you proud that hockey is part of our national fence." (In french, clOture is "fence", cULture is culture")
"The Americans bombed our shoes!" Souliers-Soldats.whatever.
And this from the textbook:
"At the Munich conference, the Nazis planned to secretly murder 11 million people." How is it possible to secretly murder 11 millon people? "Gee, where are all the Jews?"
I realize that this was completely irrevevant, but oh well.
Hilarious. Sadly, I HAVE heard quite few of these answers in my history classes. Of course, I took history in French, so here are the translations from teacher and text that I thought were good:
"The depression was very dull and depressing."
"How many players are on the Canadian Olympic hockey team? (All of them). No no, none of the Canadians are from Canada!"
"Aren't you proud that hockey is part of our national fence." (In french, clOture is "fence", cULture is culture")
"The Americans bombed our shoes!" Souliers-Soldats.whatever.
And this from the textbook:
"At the Munich conference, the Nazis planned to secretly murder 11 million people." How is it possible to secretly murder 11 millon people? "Gee, where are all the Jews?"
I realize that this was completely irrevevant, but oh well.