for Eradicate the Unknown!2/25/2003 c1 
27Loganberry
Cows? That's Hindus, isn't it?
Very nicely done. What worries me is the people who took this seriously. and what worries me even more is there may be people with significant power who actually believe in the idea of "America 2"!
I'm not American, so some of the references probably pass me by a bit (to many Brits, the Pledge of Allegience automatically makes us think of the "let us gloriously build more tractors" Stalinist regimes!), but I got the gist all right. Again, very nice.
27LoganberryCows? That's Hindus, isn't it?
Very nicely done. What worries me is the people who took this seriously. and what worries me even more is there may be people with significant power who actually believe in the idea of "America 2"!
I'm not American, so some of the references probably pass me by a bit (to many Brits, the Pledge of Allegience automatically makes us think of the "let us gloriously build more tractors" Stalinist regimes!), but I got the gist all right. Again, very nice.
2/24/2003 c1 7JaffaCake
First, to all the peole who asked if this is a joke. isn't it obvious? Geez, the area this story is under is parody (though satire would be more appropiate).
Anyway, on to the real review. Short, funny in a twisted way, and to the point (and subtle enough to escape the minds of a few people). Written pretty well though I do wonder if the cow is a sacred animal to Muslims. I thought Muslims did not eat pork, and had no qualms regarding beef, though I could be wrong.
7JaffaCakeFirst, to all the peole who asked if this is a joke. isn't it obvious? Geez, the area this story is under is parody (though satire would be more appropiate).
Anyway, on to the real review. Short, funny in a twisted way, and to the point (and subtle enough to escape the minds of a few people). Written pretty well though I do wonder if the cow is a sacred animal to Muslims. I thought Muslims did not eat pork, and had no qualms regarding beef, though I could be wrong.
2/24/2003 c1 soraya
very nicely written, i have to admit. and its funny. in a way.
but still, ouch. as a muslim, and yet a person who grew up in a "western society" this cuts deep.
nonetheless perhaps you should join model u.n. at your school if you have one. this is the stuff the seniors make into speeches at my school (an international school) because they'll think its funny for everyone and will lighten up the proceedings.
very nicely written, i have to admit. and its funny. in a way.
but still, ouch. as a muslim, and yet a person who grew up in a "western society" this cuts deep.
nonetheless perhaps you should join model u.n. at your school if you have one. this is the stuff the seniors make into speeches at my school (an international school) because they'll think its funny for everyone and will lighten up the proceedings.
2/24/2003 c1 7The McNinja
Is this a joke?
It has to be, because no one could possibly be that ignorant.
If this is not a joke, however, I must pose a question to you.
Have you ever even been outside America?
I would guess not, from what you have written.
Contrary to popular (American) beliefs, not everyone on the planet harbours a secret desire to become a yankee.
Least of all myself.
One day America is gonna overstep it's boundries once and for all, try something like what you've written, and it's gonna burn for it.
And I'm gonna piss on the ashes.
Adios.
,CANADIAN Crow
7The McNinjaIs this a joke?
It has to be, because no one could possibly be that ignorant.
If this is not a joke, however, I must pose a question to you.
Have you ever even been outside America?
I would guess not, from what you have written.
Contrary to popular (American) beliefs, not everyone on the planet harbours a secret desire to become a yankee.
Least of all myself.
One day America is gonna overstep it's boundries once and for all, try something like what you've written, and it's gonna burn for it.
And I'm gonna piss on the ashes.
Adios.
,CANADIAN Crow
2/24/2003 c1 9Alona the Evil Authoress
I have one thing to say.
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THIS?
Thank you.
9Alona the Evil AuthoressI have one thing to say.
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THIS?
Thank you.
2/24/2003 c1 5Professor Bob
Quite awkward, but you are valid. I think we're like cops though, and the cops really shouldn't be comitting police brutality. I just want Sadam dead in a smoldering crater, just like I want Osama. I want to invade Iraq, humiliate their army, and make it a little profitable thing for us, while giving the more innocent Iraqi's a public education system, western culture, and a government that doesn't suck.
5Professor BobQuite awkward, but you are valid. I think we're like cops though, and the cops really shouldn't be comitting police brutality. I just want Sadam dead in a smoldering crater, just like I want Osama. I want to invade Iraq, humiliate their army, and make it a little profitable thing for us, while giving the more innocent Iraqi's a public education system, western culture, and a government that doesn't suck.