for Roommates and Locks6/2/2005 c1 IntentionallyLeftBlank
...lol...
...funny...yet...wow...
...music plays in the background of my mind...
...HOLY HAND GRENADES!
...$5 if you know why I said that :-)
...I'll take cash...
-INK-
...lol...
...funny...yet...wow...
...music plays in the background of my mind...
...HOLY HAND GRENADES!
...$5 if you know why I said that :-)
...I'll take cash...
-INK-
11/26/2004 c1 Moz
Yup, you can do humour! That was indeed a funny story. It reminded me of something embarrassing that happened to me. At college, I shared a house with ten other people. One morning, I'd come back from my daily run and was getting ready to have a shower. Suddenly, I realised that I hadn't done my crunches (I was horribly fit at the time). So, only in my socks and underwear by now (hardly a fashion statement), I lie down and start doing sit-ups. Just then, my bleary-eyed, hung-over, forty-something male flatmate bursts in through my stupidly unlocked door, having mistaken my room for the bathroom. Let's just say I found it hard to carry on a normal conversation with him over breakfast that morning! From that day on, I always did my crunches fully dressed and I never again forgot to lock the door!
Yup, you can do humour! That was indeed a funny story. It reminded me of something embarrassing that happened to me. At college, I shared a house with ten other people. One morning, I'd come back from my daily run and was getting ready to have a shower. Suddenly, I realised that I hadn't done my crunches (I was horribly fit at the time). So, only in my socks and underwear by now (hardly a fashion statement), I lie down and start doing sit-ups. Just then, my bleary-eyed, hung-over, forty-something male flatmate bursts in through my stupidly unlocked door, having mistaken my room for the bathroom. Let's just say I found it hard to carry on a normal conversation with him over breakfast that morning! From that day on, I always did my crunches fully dressed and I never again forgot to lock the door!
11/4/2004 c1 
6wolf-of-the-dark-night
OMG that is so hilarious!
Those damn locks just have a mind of their own!
6wolf-of-the-dark-nightOMG that is so hilarious!
Those damn locks just have a mind of their own!
4/4/2004 c1 heavenleigh5
this is quite funny, in the way that something-bad-has-happened-to-someone-and-you're-glad-it-wasn't-you. That probably doesn't make any sense but it's too early in the morning.
Pls have a look at my work :D
HeavenLeigh xx
this is quite funny, in the way that something-bad-has-happened-to-someone-and-you're-glad-it-wasn't-you. That probably doesn't make any sense but it's too early in the morning.
Pls have a look at my work :D
HeavenLeigh xx
3/14/2004 c1 Finding Tobias
lol, that was great! Yes next time be sure to take the keys away from your roommate next time she's been drinking. They can be dangerous in more ways than one!;)
lol, that was great! Yes next time be sure to take the keys away from your roommate next time she's been drinking. They can be dangerous in more ways than one!;)
10/19/2003 c1 Cheese and DG
lol. that was funny! lol. You did good at the humor thing, but i might not be the best person to ask considering that i don't really read humor a lot. Still, i laughed. That stupid lock! teehee.
RoCk On*~
lol. that was funny! lol. You did good at the humor thing, but i might not be the best person to ask considering that i don't really read humor a lot. Still, i laughed. That stupid lock! teehee.
RoCk On*~
10/18/2003 c1 beautifuletdown
LMAO. Funny stuff:)Humourous situations always seem to ensue when one has a full bladder...
LMAO. Funny stuff:)Humourous situations always seem to ensue when one has a full bladder...
10/16/2003 c1 5MandyHubbard
This is funny...i can totally see that happening.
Empire records is the best movie ever. "There are 24 useable hours in every day." "Rap, Metal, Rap, Metal, Rap, Metal, WHITNEY HOUSTAN?" "I don't feel the need to explain my art to you warren." "HIs name's not warren? His names not warren?" "Attention shoppers, to your left you will see a shoplifter, chased by our employee, Lucas. REst assured he will be caught, deep fat fried, and served to our first one hundred lucky shoppers. Just another tasty treat from your friends at Empire Records."
YAY! I LOVE THAT MOVIE! hehe.
Mandy.
5MandyHubbardThis is funny...i can totally see that happening.
Empire records is the best movie ever. "There are 24 useable hours in every day." "Rap, Metal, Rap, Metal, Rap, Metal, WHITNEY HOUSTAN?" "I don't feel the need to explain my art to you warren." "HIs name's not warren? His names not warren?" "Attention shoppers, to your left you will see a shoplifter, chased by our employee, Lucas. REst assured he will be caught, deep fat fried, and served to our first one hundred lucky shoppers. Just another tasty treat from your friends at Empire Records."
YAY! I LOVE THAT MOVIE! hehe.
Mandy.
10/13/2003 c1 14L.N.Y. Wun
Damn Lisa...that's just sad. You really must take those keys away from her. And if you really must know, I managed a giggle or two because I felt sorry for you...and I worked four days straight, average 6 hours a day, on my feet. I'm tired.
14L.N.Y. WunDamn Lisa...that's just sad. You really must take those keys away from her. And if you really must know, I managed a giggle or two because I felt sorry for you...and I worked four days straight, average 6 hours a day, on my feet. I'm tired.
10/10/2003 c1 1Jesse Kushrenada
That was pretty darn funny, probably made more so by the fact that it was a simple incident and true. The one thing that struck me is that it didn't quite seem fluent-I can't quite put my finger on why. I like you style though! Keep at it! -J
1Jesse KushrenadaThat was pretty darn funny, probably made more so by the fact that it was a simple incident and true. The one thing that struck me is that it didn't quite seem fluent-I can't quite put my finger on why. I like you style though! Keep at it! -J