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8/26/2017 c1 Jane doe
Is that you
2/20/2013 c1 Phayre
5/17/2007 c1 24Hazeleyed Everglades
AHAHAHAHAHA! That was BEAUTIFUL. Old, I know, but still brilliant. (I can see why your parents were worried. lol) I love how you combine an old-style-sounding tone and diction with contemporary... um, things. Like "online leper." (Wow. My vocab has jumped off a cliff. ^^;)

ANYWAY. Wonderful. Marvelous. Frikkin' brilliant and hilarious. ^^

Good luck with college, and I hope you return to FP soon!
4/22/2007 c1 1Zoius and the Devil
hilarious ^^
12/30/2006 c1 2mythee
I just loved it!

Take that internet!
7/2/2006 c1 2Reason vs. Rhyme
Wow. This applies so perfectly to so many people I know.

I really love the curses in the last line of each part. Very succinct.
4/10/2006 c1 Ashari
I love it. Your turn of phrase is brilliant!
3/22/2005 c1 2Kiley Praylake
Brilliant! This made me laugh hysterically.
3/15/2005 c1 85grim-dreamer
Amusing clash with the modern and the traditional forms of poetry, as well as the subject it conveys. Bit too prosaic, although I find the vocabulary you choose charming, ie. 'online leper'. You do rant a bit though, and I understand that people tend to do this when they are upset, but do try not to...
2/21/2005 c1 21jainen-black
i love it update soon
1/30/2005 c1 Lalaith haven't actually joined yet
LOL! Gotta love that... oh yeah... I ditched AO Hell about a year ago... never looked back...

don't worry, I don't think you're crazy.

1/27/2005 c1 Val
LOL! thats so funny, I love the last lines of each paragraph. hehehe.
12/10/2004 c1 15DarkAngel-The Fallen One
Must...not...laugh...cannot laugh...while in...Biology class! Lest teacher ask what I'm doing (while I'm supposed to be researching genetic diseases -.-;;)

Anyways, this is an awesome poem ^^ I can see why your parents are scared. LOL
12/2/2004 c1 emailjunkiereader
HA HA HA! I love this! Its the story of my life! I'm gonna print this and put it up on my wall in size 300 font.
9/10/2004 c1 8Written
ah! very good. very funny. I was laughing out loud teh whole way. Good work!
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