for The Internet for Morons2/7/2009 c1 epobbp
yup I'm an idiot. I've met...over 10 people I've met online in real life, though I was semi-smart and only met them at conventions, zoo-like places, and malls (aka really public places). and I harbor a desire to meet the people I met on the internet. GO ME! :P Though it is true. Some people are really stupid.
yup I'm an idiot. I've met...over 10 people I've met online in real life, though I was semi-smart and only met them at conventions, zoo-like places, and malls (aka really public places). and I harbor a desire to meet the people I met on the internet. GO ME! :P Though it is true. Some people are really stupid.
2/25/2006 c1 Theatre des Vampires
Hilarious! Two thumbs way up!Going on my favorites.
~Theatre des Vampires
Hilarious! Two thumbs way up!Going on my favorites.
~Theatre des Vampires
11/30/2004 c1 Chipper3388
(I can't sign in because my school computer is retarded) but this is hilarious. I would like to paste it into my livejournal and give you credit or w/e if i could...so my idiot friends can read it :) just let me know in a review or w/e at the above name
(I can't sign in because my school computer is retarded) but this is hilarious. I would like to paste it into my livejournal and give you credit or w/e if i could...so my idiot friends can read it :) just let me know in a review or w/e at the above name
8/9/2004 c1 
33Tiefling
Hehe Very, very true, and well written. PS. I was amused to see a review for my essay Demonic Toasties From Heck from someone who actually uses the name of the evil substance as part of the screenname. Down with cheese!
33TieflingHehe Very, very true, and well written. PS. I was amused to see a review for my essay Demonic Toasties From Heck from someone who actually uses the name of the evil substance as part of the screenname. Down with cheese!
5/2/2004 c1 1Oort
It's true. Some people will belive whatever they read and tell anyone what ever. I haven't been here for a while, haven't checked e-mail.
1OortIt's true. Some people will belive whatever they read and tell anyone what ever. I haven't been here for a while, haven't checked e-mail.
4/24/2004 c1 1xBaybeex
There are loads of people who need to read that. Forward time! (Just kidding!) ;)
1xBaybeexThere are loads of people who need to read that. Forward time! (Just kidding!) ;)
4/9/2004 c1 10Mobius Soul
Amazing! All the stuff kids everywhere-including me, three years ago or so, trying to convince my parents a 15-year-old should be allowed to use the Internet freely-tried to tell their parents but weren't eloquent enough to say. Nice.
10Mobius SoulAmazing! All the stuff kids everywhere-including me, three years ago or so, trying to convince my parents a 15-year-old should be allowed to use the Internet freely-tried to tell their parents but weren't eloquent enough to say. Nice.
3/30/2004 c1 Someone
Uh...No. Not everybody believes what they read on the internet.
Uh...No. Not everybody believes what they read on the internet.
3/22/2004 c1 James Jago
I'm not one to be overly paranoid, but in actual fact we really DON'T know who the persaon we're chatting to is in real life. For all you know, I could be a fiftysomething Thatcherite and Steve Lawrence a militant lesbian. Of course, that's all part of the fun until you start arranging to meet them and it turns out they're uglier than you thought, the wrong gender or homicidally insane. Then you're likely to feel a bit foolish.
I'm not one to be overly paranoid, but in actual fact we really DON'T know who the persaon we're chatting to is in real life. For all you know, I could be a fiftysomething Thatcherite and Steve Lawrence a militant lesbian. Of course, that's all part of the fun until you start arranging to meet them and it turns out they're uglier than you thought, the wrong gender or homicidally insane. Then you're likely to feel a bit foolish.
3/21/2004 c1 theidiot
I am a idiot then. No, I don't belive evreything I hear online... but I do belive who my on line fiends say they are. I wish more than anything on god's green earth to meet them. Of course if I ever did I am not stupid enough to meer alone, no I would meet with a friend in tow and in a very public place. Yes I give out my name and the state I live, but not my town, adress and phone number.
I am a idiot then. No, I don't belive evreything I hear online... but I do belive who my on line fiends say they are. I wish more than anything on god's green earth to meet them. Of course if I ever did I am not stupid enough to meer alone, no I would meet with a friend in tow and in a very public place. Yes I give out my name and the state I live, but not my town, adress and phone number.
3/21/2004 c1 150SpawnMeister666
You mean those naked women on the adult message boards are not really who they say they are?
Damn, I'd never have guessed.
Oh look, I did irony!
I agree with everything you say in this piece. And not because I have OMS or DMS, but because careful thought and consideration lead me to believe that giving out personal details to complete strangers doesn't seem like a particularly smart thing to do.
Although there will never be a shortage of idiots willing to do just that in the belief they've found something thats too good to be true. Although from what I gather, if something seems too good to be true, thats usually because it's exactly that!
Spawny
150SpawnMeister666You mean those naked women on the adult message boards are not really who they say they are?
Damn, I'd never have guessed.
Oh look, I did irony!
I agree with everything you say in this piece. And not because I have OMS or DMS, but because careful thought and consideration lead me to believe that giving out personal details to complete strangers doesn't seem like a particularly smart thing to do.
Although there will never be a shortage of idiots willing to do just that in the belief they've found something thats too good to be true. Although from what I gather, if something seems too good to be true, thats usually because it's exactly that!
Spawny
3/21/2004 c1 8S. T. Lawrence
This was pointless. All you did was pretend to be cute by acting Republicans (by calling them facists, which is laughable) and then calling virtually everyone a complete idiot if they do anything more than "chat" on the Internet. My aunt met her husband online, I met my ex-girlfriend whom i dated for over a year on the Internet-I guess that would qualify me huh? What a stupid point to make-especially with ZERO evidence.
People who vote Democrat at the problems-nobody likes a socialist
8S. T. LawrenceThis was pointless. All you did was pretend to be cute by acting Republicans (by calling them facists, which is laughable) and then calling virtually everyone a complete idiot if they do anything more than "chat" on the Internet. My aunt met her husband online, I met my ex-girlfriend whom i dated for over a year on the Internet-I guess that would qualify me huh? What a stupid point to make-especially with ZERO evidence.
People who vote Democrat at the problems-nobody likes a socialist
3/20/2004 c1 86djsaxon2
Thank god somebody sees it. The internet is only dangerous to people who dont know how to use it, as it really is a tool.
For example would you let an untrained guy drive a crane? no, so if you can't use the internet properly, you get what you deserve.
PS ~ Some young children don't know better, this is the exception to the rule.
PPS ~ Plz R/R my stuff.
86djsaxon2Thank god somebody sees it. The internet is only dangerous to people who dont know how to use it, as it really is a tool.
For example would you let an untrained guy drive a crane? no, so if you can't use the internet properly, you get what you deserve.
PS ~ Some young children don't know better, this is the exception to the rule.
PPS ~ Plz R/R my stuff.
3/20/2004 c1 juliecranford
There wasn't any pop-up. But I have lots of pop-up blockers. Still, maybe you didn't mean for there to be one. Oh, well. I agree with you, I suppose. Here's what bugs me: Telling people off for saying stuff on the internet. Hello! If they bother you, you can *gasp* leave! Anyway.
There wasn't any pop-up. But I have lots of pop-up blockers. Still, maybe you didn't mean for there to be one. Oh, well. I agree with you, I suppose. Here's what bugs me: Telling people off for saying stuff on the internet. Hello! If they bother you, you can *gasp* leave! Anyway.