for How To Get A Guy To Notice You4/11/2004 c1 Zohar
If I were your eighth grade teacher marking this, I would have flunked your ass.
Not only does it lack all semblance of structure, it's also not very funny. If this is one of the funniest things you've written to date, I weep for your sense of humour.
If I were your eighth grade teacher marking this, I would have flunked your ass.
Not only does it lack all semblance of structure, it's also not very funny. If this is one of the funniest things you've written to date, I weep for your sense of humour.
3/31/2004 c1 
6Nai Nebel
That's hilarious. It sounds true too! Try and get one of those "10 easy steps" magazines to publish it, you are sure to get a laugh. You need to write/publish more stuff like this.
6Nai NebelThat's hilarious. It sounds true too! Try and get one of those "10 easy steps" magazines to publish it, you are sure to get a laugh. You need to write/publish more stuff like this.
3/31/2004 c1 James Jago
Not a lot of help to me, seeing as I am extremely heterosexual, but a good laugh.
Not a lot of help to me, seeing as I am extremely heterosexual, but a good laugh.
3/30/2004 c1 Le Creature
This is pure genius.
This is pure genius.
3/30/2004 c1 WinkWink
LOL! no further comment, actually.
LOL! no further comment, actually.
3/30/2004 c1 117Seras Nova
"...open the door to your inner child (and hopefully by now you’re not desperate enough to molest him/her!)"
Awesome line right there although the tips werent exactly helpful...thanks A LOT NAMIR...I didnt even get laid damn it...
Jk!
Keep writing.
-Seras
117Seras Nova"...open the door to your inner child (and hopefully by now you’re not desperate enough to molest him/her!)"
Awesome line right there although the tips werent exactly helpful...thanks A LOT NAMIR...I didnt even get laid damn it...
Jk!
Keep writing.
-Seras
3/30/2004 c1 giygas666
Hee, hee, hee...LOL. Informative and, uh...entertaining. Step One wouldn't really apply to me since I'm a guy. Investing in a toothbrush might not be such a bad idea after all...(kidding!) Step Three is the tough one, though. It's all about opening oneself to new people. Step Four and Five are right on the money, too. I hope these tips get me screwed, too, LOL!
Hee, hee, hee...LOL. Informative and, uh...entertaining. Step One wouldn't really apply to me since I'm a guy. Investing in a toothbrush might not be such a bad idea after all...(kidding!) Step Three is the tough one, though. It's all about opening oneself to new people. Step Four and Five are right on the money, too. I hope these tips get me screwed, too, LOL!
3/30/2004 c1 57NeWriter
It's always good to have an essay like this. I'm a hopeless dreamer but I don't need boys yet :P! Thanks for writing this, it was very creative. I liked your chatty style here...
Bye!
57NeWriterIt's always good to have an essay like this. I'm a hopeless dreamer but I don't need boys yet :P! Thanks for writing this, it was very creative. I liked your chatty style here...
Bye!
3/29/2004 c1 30g21lto
I must try these out! Especially step three. And, admittedly, step one. Hey, *some* guys out there have to like the flat look ... maybe ... on planet Mars ... anyway, very funny and good job!
30g21ltoI must try these out! Especially step three. And, admittedly, step one. Hey, *some* guys out there have to like the flat look ... maybe ... on planet Mars ... anyway, very funny and good job!
3/29/2004 c1 dragonboy3611
Lol, it's hillarious. Your wrote this when you were 13? Wow I'm lauphing my @$$ off over here.
Lol, it's hillarious. Your wrote this when you were 13? Wow I'm lauphing my @$$ off over here.
3/29/2004 c1 K.G. Hollingsworth
Funny stuff... I should dig through some of my old schoolwork and post some of it... Nice to know you were always insane though.
Funny stuff... I should dig through some of my old schoolwork and post some of it... Nice to know you were always insane though.