for Quasi Essays of the Mad and Unhealthy7/11/2006 c2 
56AsianScaper
I only just realized that you have the rare talent of intelligent and humorous sarcasm. Keep to your ideas, your wonderful humor, and that fire that just keeps your pen going!
56AsianScaperI only just realized that you have the rare talent of intelligent and humorous sarcasm. Keep to your ideas, your wonderful humor, and that fire that just keeps your pen going!
11/22/2005 c2 trickstersqueen15
hey! my mom's a realtor and school teacher and she's not evil. meanie. your pie essay is really funny btw. ^_~
hey! my mom's a realtor and school teacher and she's not evil. meanie. your pie essay is really funny btw. ^_~
10/31/2005 c1 57Kali Aja
Hi^^ I just read your rant involving vegitarians. I happen to be one, though not the type that eats chickens (those actually have a spicific name, their red-mean vegitarians). I also happen not to be the kind that eat seafood, wich I'm surprised you didn't mention, as a lot of vegitarians don't consdier seafood meat. Anyways, amusing rant, pie rocks. I may read a few of the other things you've written ^.^
57Kali AjaHi^^ I just read your rant involving vegitarians. I happen to be one, though not the type that eats chickens (those actually have a spicific name, their red-mean vegitarians). I also happen not to be the kind that eat seafood, wich I'm surprised you didn't mention, as a lot of vegitarians don't consdier seafood meat. Anyways, amusing rant, pie rocks. I may read a few of the other things you've written ^.^
6/1/2005 c1 21TheDuke'sLover
Very very Funny! Had me laughing out loud during keyboarding class! Great work. Pies are yummy... Going on Favs
21TheDuke'sLoverVery very Funny! Had me laughing out loud during keyboarding class! Great work. Pies are yummy... Going on Favs
4/4/2005 c1 MorBiD AnGeL
This is quite possibly one of the best piece of ... er ... literature I've ever read.
This is quite possibly one of the best piece of ... er ... literature I've ever read.
1/3/2005 c1 Marie
Hey, I think you should fix the spelling error in the summary :) Your-You're.
Hey, I think you should fix the spelling error in the summary :) Your-You're.
12/10/2004 c7 3morganlafae
Where have you been? I guess you really did kill your history teacher. Well do an immpression of her/ him to your prison guard and im sure he will let you out and maybe award you a medal for your heroic act. Anyway right more ramblings because im sure there is more to ramble about.
3morganlafaeWhere have you been? I guess you really did kill your history teacher. Well do an immpression of her/ him to your prison guard and im sure he will let you out and maybe award you a medal for your heroic act. Anyway right more ramblings because im sure there is more to ramble about.
12/10/2004 c6 morganlafae
You have amazed me once again. Sorry for the whole not reading this a long time ago but I started my feshman year and I'm swamped with things. i'm amazed im even on. Anyway I don't agree with the whole marriage thing. Marraige is a test for relationships. Sure you could handle your boyfriend when he can give you space. As soon as your married you gotta deal. Oh I just wanted to note the really low percentage of divorces in the Middle East and those were arranged! In america where you choose your partner and still you have a 50% chance of getting divorced. Weird huh? And I know what you think about the whole arranged marraige thing but they still have a lower chance of getting divorced. Anyway I have to get back to work before a teacher catches me. I wish I was in New Zealand. It's much better than living over here in my life. Kinda bummed. I should write some essays too.
You have amazed me once again. Sorry for the whole not reading this a long time ago but I started my feshman year and I'm swamped with things. i'm amazed im even on. Anyway I don't agree with the whole marriage thing. Marraige is a test for relationships. Sure you could handle your boyfriend when he can give you space. As soon as your married you gotta deal. Oh I just wanted to note the really low percentage of divorces in the Middle East and those were arranged! In america where you choose your partner and still you have a 50% chance of getting divorced. Weird huh? And I know what you think about the whole arranged marraige thing but they still have a lower chance of getting divorced. Anyway I have to get back to work before a teacher catches me. I wish I was in New Zealand. It's much better than living over here in my life. Kinda bummed. I should write some essays too.
10/16/2004 c7 52Liviania
Completely selfless: giving a review to an author on fp.com who writes excellent stuff but doesn't review back, or thank her reviewers for their contributions.
Livi
52LivianiaCompletely selfless: giving a review to an author on fp.com who writes excellent stuff but doesn't review back, or thank her reviewers for their contributions.
Livi
10/14/2004 c4 Liviania
Damn, that was real annoying wasn’t it? Don’t you hate it when you’re watching a debate and the team starts off by defining EACH AND EVERY FREAKING WORD which composes the moot at hand? I do, and therefore at this very moment, you do too.
WooT! Someone else hates that...when ever I go in to read a case and the other person starts doing that. SHUT UP YOU FOOL! You know what every word of the resolution means, and how it is being meant connotatively...but you don't tell the whole freakin' world! *self destructs*
Ooh. I think I saw that episode of Superman. ^_~
Love this chica mona...listening to other people rant helps me realize I'm not the only insane person out there who really happens to hate something. Something like goats and vibes in rain. Y'know...things that are just wrong.
Great work! *laughing*
Livi
Damn, that was real annoying wasn’t it? Don’t you hate it when you’re watching a debate and the team starts off by defining EACH AND EVERY FREAKING WORD which composes the moot at hand? I do, and therefore at this very moment, you do too.
WooT! Someone else hates that...when ever I go in to read a case and the other person starts doing that. SHUT UP YOU FOOL! You know what every word of the resolution means, and how it is being meant connotatively...but you don't tell the whole freakin' world! *self destructs*
Ooh. I think I saw that episode of Superman. ^_~
Love this chica mona...listening to other people rant helps me realize I'm not the only insane person out there who really happens to hate something. Something like goats and vibes in rain. Y'know...things that are just wrong.
Great work! *laughing*
Livi
10/10/2004 c7 12345678912356789deletedelete
*whips hand from behind back to reveal...no not flowers. a blueberry muffin actually* I hope you like them. *smiles sweetly*
I thought you deserved a gift for making my day with your brillant essays (you should know by now how much i luv em. (except Multiple personality number 16, she thinks theyre stupid...but none of us like here)
Mothers giving out candy. be afraid, be very afraid *darts eyes* Theyre plotting something arent they?
damn aussies. convicts the lot of them...ok i have a lot of aussie friends and have met a lot of hotties, but they tease my accent. there is nothing wrong with the way i say "6" or "sex" or "apple" or "fish and chips"...damn aussies i say again.
wha? ah! actuality ISNT a word! *starts quivering and rocking back and forth as world falls around head*
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Please excuse Alice, she has suffered yet another breakdown. I am very dissapointed in your behaviour Ann, as a fellow kiwi you should have known better. In future I will advise Alice not to read such nonsense. Its a well known fact that Actuality IS a real word. Please tone down your evil shenanigans, some of us aren't stable enough to read them
Yours sincerly, Multiple personality No.16
*whips hand from behind back to reveal...no not flowers. a blueberry muffin actually* I hope you like them. *smiles sweetly*
I thought you deserved a gift for making my day with your brillant essays (you should know by now how much i luv em. (except Multiple personality number 16, she thinks theyre stupid...but none of us like here)
Mothers giving out candy. be afraid, be very afraid *darts eyes* Theyre plotting something arent they?
damn aussies. convicts the lot of them...ok i have a lot of aussie friends and have met a lot of hotties, but they tease my accent. there is nothing wrong with the way i say "6" or "sex" or "apple" or "fish and chips"...damn aussies i say again.
wha? ah! actuality ISNT a word! *starts quivering and rocking back and forth as world falls around head*
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Please excuse Alice, she has suffered yet another breakdown. I am very dissapointed in your behaviour Ann, as a fellow kiwi you should have known better. In future I will advise Alice not to read such nonsense. Its a well known fact that Actuality IS a real word. Please tone down your evil shenanigans, some of us aren't stable enough to read them
Yours sincerly, Multiple personality No.16
10/2/2004 c1 54rainkisser
I ABSOLUTLEY LOVED THIS! i personally love to sit down to a slice of either apple, raspberry, or chicken-pot pie! definetely a favorite
54rainkisserI ABSOLUTLEY LOVED THIS! i personally love to sit down to a slice of either apple, raspberry, or chicken-pot pie! definetely a favorite
10/2/2004 c7 Artemis Astralstar
*bounces in*
Interesting Cheese and chalk elaboration. Not many people actually assign the substances to the certain people. Myself, I never knew why they were used as a comparison anyway, considering that they both are rather similar.
*pokes* You need to read things by Jasper Fforde. Author. Amazing. , / advertising
*agrees with the toilet door syndrome" Happens in my house a lot. not good. Noisy.
Marmite? *screams* Where did it get there? I mean, how, what? I hate Marmite, and there isn't any in the house, ever... *frowns* IT'S A
ahem.
YEllow portfolios must Die! I hate them! *burns*
What did your ickle teacher do to deserve such treatment? *is ignoring her history essay currently*
*cackles* Australia was a prison. Or, just a place to dump people from the prisons.. Ah, the good old days where we could just maroon people we didn't like. What Tattoo did you get from the Convicts' Isle?
*dies* Brian Molko is indeed worthy of the world's drool. I adore him with so much fibre of my being. I do believe I love my country, and the fact that I am going to see their last gig until 2006, at Wembley Arena. *lips extend to ears in grin*
The Rasmus.. Lauri? Yes, he nice too, but... Brian, a few years ago... Hell, Brian now! *sways hypnotically* I do not suffer from Molkobsession - i enjoy it wholeheartedly.
*bounces in*
Interesting Cheese and chalk elaboration. Not many people actually assign the substances to the certain people. Myself, I never knew why they were used as a comparison anyway, considering that they both are rather similar.
*pokes* You need to read things by Jasper Fforde. Author. Amazing. , / advertising
*agrees with the toilet door syndrome" Happens in my house a lot. not good. Noisy.
Marmite? *screams* Where did it get there? I mean, how, what? I hate Marmite, and there isn't any in the house, ever... *frowns* IT'S A
ahem.
YEllow portfolios must Die! I hate them! *burns*
What did your ickle teacher do to deserve such treatment? *is ignoring her history essay currently*
*cackles* Australia was a prison. Or, just a place to dump people from the prisons.. Ah, the good old days where we could just maroon people we didn't like. What Tattoo did you get from the Convicts' Isle?
*dies* Brian Molko is indeed worthy of the world's drool. I adore him with so much fibre of my being. I do believe I love my country, and the fact that I am going to see their last gig until 2006, at Wembley Arena. *lips extend to ears in grin*
The Rasmus.. Lauri? Yes, he nice too, but... Brian, a few years ago... Hell, Brian now! *sways hypnotically* I do not suffer from Molkobsession - i enjoy it wholeheartedly.
10/2/2004 c7 8glitterjewele
lol o dear. i believe . . . yes, i believe we have reached a new state of nonsensicality, with the completion of this chapter. *joy*
*GASP* your ma bought lollies of her own accord, to be NICE? *dies along with ann*. shocking, chica, purely shocking. what drug did you use on her again, exactly?
o to the infinite toilet seats . . .
what? is there REALLY a living human alive worthy of the Ann Drool? hm . . . severely doubtful. i shall have to look into this placebo lead singer and verify for myself. *makes mental note*
a tattoo from australia? ? ? nonsense, chica, the ink is probably laced with a toxin leathal only to kiwis. never trust *supposedly* ex convicts.
hehe, awesomely goodness as per usual, immensely enjoyable insanities, chica. i shall suggest that you beat your history teacher to death with a brown folder instead of a yellow one, as this shall be less noticeable and you shall be more likely to get away with aforementioned murder without getting arrested. plus, in the end, it'll be SAVING lives, since that way i won't have to kill all of new zealand's security personnel to get you out of jail, solely for the purpose of obtaining a new chapter of ze rantings (ah . . . and yet the old name persists . . . a sign, i say). do write another one soon, hm? ;)
8glitterjewelelol o dear. i believe . . . yes, i believe we have reached a new state of nonsensicality, with the completion of this chapter. *joy*
*GASP* your ma bought lollies of her own accord, to be NICE? *dies along with ann*. shocking, chica, purely shocking. what drug did you use on her again, exactly?
o to the infinite toilet seats . . .
what? is there REALLY a living human alive worthy of the Ann Drool? hm . . . severely doubtful. i shall have to look into this placebo lead singer and verify for myself. *makes mental note*
a tattoo from australia? ? ? nonsense, chica, the ink is probably laced with a toxin leathal only to kiwis. never trust *supposedly* ex convicts.
hehe, awesomely goodness as per usual, immensely enjoyable insanities, chica. i shall suggest that you beat your history teacher to death with a brown folder instead of a yellow one, as this shall be less noticeable and you shall be more likely to get away with aforementioned murder without getting arrested. plus, in the end, it'll be SAVING lives, since that way i won't have to kill all of new zealand's security personnel to get you out of jail, solely for the purpose of obtaining a new chapter of ze rantings (ah . . . and yet the old name persists . . . a sign, i say). do write another one soon, hm? ;)