for Strange Yet True: Humor in the Tabloids8/6/2006 c2 
1Mosaic Stains
I know you posted this up a long time ago, but it caught my curiousity.
Anyways, before I comment on the story, I just wanted to say thanks for the review. I haven't updated Meaningful Revenge out of laziness, and because I didn't expect anyone to read- at least not until I post up my last story. But I wanted to thank you for telling about the mistakes within it. I had never realized there were so many.
Now about the two chapters I read... I was really laughing at the things you found. The guy with a six week erection(he should have been happy), the tiger bussiness (I was both, amused and appauled), and the three pranksters within this one. Very funny stuff. Yeah, very funny. I'm still chuckling over the stupidity of people.
1Mosaic StainsI know you posted this up a long time ago, but it caught my curiousity.
Anyways, before I comment on the story, I just wanted to say thanks for the review. I haven't updated Meaningful Revenge out of laziness, and because I didn't expect anyone to read- at least not until I post up my last story. But I wanted to thank you for telling about the mistakes within it. I had never realized there were so many.
Now about the two chapters I read... I was really laughing at the things you found. The guy with a six week erection(he should have been happy), the tiger bussiness (I was both, amused and appauled), and the three pranksters within this one. Very funny stuff. Yeah, very funny. I'm still chuckling over the stupidity of people.
4/20/2006 c1 25Wicked Witch Krandomity
HA! I just read this first chapter, but I assure you that I'll definitely get around to reading the rest! There's a radio station that does this show every morning called "Half-Ass News" and they talk about stuff like this. For example: 1) A seventy-year-old woman recently took up Tae Kwon Doh in an effort to protect her son from bullies...Her son is twenty one. 2) A woman visiting the zoo was sent to the hospital because of a concussion she got because she was hit on he head by an elephant trunk...She had jumped into the elephant's enclousure because she thought it's be fun to play with them.
Hee. Anyways, yeah, I'll definitely read the rest.
W.W.Krandomity
25Wicked Witch KrandomityHA! I just read this first chapter, but I assure you that I'll definitely get around to reading the rest! There's a radio station that does this show every morning called "Half-Ass News" and they talk about stuff like this. For example: 1) A seventy-year-old woman recently took up Tae Kwon Doh in an effort to protect her son from bullies...Her son is twenty one. 2) A woman visiting the zoo was sent to the hospital because of a concussion she got because she was hit on he head by an elephant trunk...She had jumped into the elephant's enclousure because she thought it's be fun to play with them.
Hee. Anyways, yeah, I'll definitely read the rest.
W.W.Krandomity
1/17/2006 c1 9springish
Hehehe, this was good for a laugh. Oh, that one about the guy trying to crucify himself was weird. I can just imagine him trying to explain to the ambulance. And ah...how scary that the man blew his frontal lobe out. I didn't think that that was possible. :o I guess it was. Very creepy. We have stuff like this in our newspapers. There are 'Odd Spots' in every issue. Like there was one guy who had a James Bond dart pen in his shirt pocket, and when he bent down to pick something up, he shot himself with a tranquiliser. And another guy who died because he accidentally buried himself in feces. Terrible way to die, no? :D
9springishHehehe, this was good for a laugh. Oh, that one about the guy trying to crucify himself was weird. I can just imagine him trying to explain to the ambulance. And ah...how scary that the man blew his frontal lobe out. I didn't think that that was possible. :o I guess it was. Very creepy. We have stuff like this in our newspapers. There are 'Odd Spots' in every issue. Like there was one guy who had a James Bond dart pen in his shirt pocket, and when he bent down to pick something up, he shot himself with a tranquiliser. And another guy who died because he accidentally buried himself in feces. Terrible way to die, no? :D
12/17/2004 c5 3Ares-Artemis
LOL Poor guy who blew off his testicles. The British seem to be doing something really stupid like that. And that's just SICK that parents are actually submitting to their daughters wanting boob jobs... HAHAHAHAHA Why don't we all get donkeys for world leaders? That's going to be quite a riot LMAO
3Ares-ArtemisLOL Poor guy who blew off his testicles. The British seem to be doing something really stupid like that. And that's just SICK that parents are actually submitting to their daughters wanting boob jobs... HAHAHAHAHA Why don't we all get donkeys for world leaders? That's going to be quite a riot LMAO
9/13/2004 c5 23Queen Maab
Heh heh heh heh
This is v funny and the weird thing is that it is true (or mabye not you can never now with tabloids)
I have a funny story.
GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS
LAGEST GOLDFISH: 8 kilograms!
Teeheeteehee.
Queen Maab
(YOu better write more... or i'll *Shakes fist*)
23Queen MaabHeh heh heh heh
This is v funny and the weird thing is that it is true (or mabye not you can never now with tabloids)
I have a funny story.
GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS
LAGEST GOLDFISH: 8 kilograms!
Teeheeteehee.
Queen Maab
(YOu better write more... or i'll *Shakes fist*)
8/4/2004 c5 OverweightShinobi
Hehe, You've blessed me with tabloids...and I don't have to walk up to the guy in 7/11 and say: "I like tabloids...wait."
. . . . . . . .reveiw
. . . . . . .^
Be kind, please rewind.
Hehe, You've blessed me with tabloids...and I don't have to walk up to the guy in 7/11 and say: "I like tabloids...wait."
. . . . . . . .reveiw
. . . . . . .^
Be kind, please rewind.
5/29/2004 c4 3Ares-Artemis
Aww.. poor referee! i really DO feel sorry for him. but that indianapolis man-how true! well, sort of... i know it's not just a couple of hours, but still... LOL um... why is it always from "The week"? ever thought of getting the BIG tabloids? like those stuff you pick up while waiting in line to pay for the groceries? ok, maybe not. that would be a waste of money. sure, there are good laughs, but some will make you fume
3Ares-ArtemisAww.. poor referee! i really DO feel sorry for him. but that indianapolis man-how true! well, sort of... i know it's not just a couple of hours, but still... LOL um... why is it always from "The week"? ever thought of getting the BIG tabloids? like those stuff you pick up while waiting in line to pay for the groceries? ok, maybe not. that would be a waste of money. sure, there are good laughs, but some will make you fume
5/28/2004 c1 Serena102
hehe about the erection for 6 days thing hehe ...well my science teacher has them 24/7 rofl!
hehe about the erection for 6 days thing hehe ...well my science teacher has them 24/7 rofl!
5/27/2004 c3 Ares-Artemis
...*snickers* Gawd, that was FUNNY about the German military. i got a kick out of that one! but that's really disgusting, tho. (i have nothing against openly gay in the military, but come on... that would make EVERY guy in the same room with them VERY uncomfy about the showers hehehehehe) and then there's the mexican dentist. reminds me of the british sitcom "my family" and ben harper. that sounds like something he'd do. HAHAHAHAHAHA Lara Roxx is a ditz =) and i want one of those cookie cans =D
...*snickers* Gawd, that was FUNNY about the German military. i got a kick out of that one! but that's really disgusting, tho. (i have nothing against openly gay in the military, but come on... that would make EVERY guy in the same room with them VERY uncomfy about the showers hehehehehe) and then there's the mexican dentist. reminds me of the british sitcom "my family" and ben harper. that sounds like something he'd do. HAHAHAHAHAHA Lara Roxx is a ditz =) and i want one of those cookie cans =D
5/26/2004 c3 10Parrotcabeza
Once again, you don't disappoint! Funny stories from real life, you just can't make them up!
10ParrotcabezaOnce again, you don't disappoint! Funny stories from real life, you just can't make them up!
5/25/2004 c1 3Ares-Artemis
I LOVE IT! i think you're doing something great, updating. there are those few stupid things floating around the internet, but you're taking from real life! i love that one about that guy with an erection for SIX days and ppl actually going to see him. i was laughing my head off! pls continue this!
3Ares-ArtemisI LOVE IT! i think you're doing something great, updating. there are those few stupid things floating around the internet, but you're taking from real life! i love that one about that guy with an erection for SIX days and ppl actually going to see him. i was laughing my head off! pls continue this!
5/25/2004 c1 30Aredhel Carnesir
That was an enjoyable change. Some suggestions I have... I have no suggestions! It's all great! I love the whole freaky/gross fact thing. Please R/R!
30Aredhel CarnesirThat was an enjoyable change. Some suggestions I have... I have no suggestions! It's all great! I love the whole freaky/gross fact thing. Please R/R!