for Intercourse!11/29/2004 c2 
89Crucified Sanctity
lol i like your slogan more too :P :D
Could you either send me an email or cover it in the next one on STD check ups. Ive never had sex but I'd like to know if i can go get checked up for STDs, after all, its gotta come from somewhere, right? :S
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89Crucified Sanctitylol i like your slogan more too :P :D
Could you either send me an email or cover it in the next one on STD check ups. Ive never had sex but I'd like to know if i can go get checked up for STDs, after all, its gotta come from somewhere, right? :S
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11/29/2004 c1 Crucified Sanctity
Brilliant :) Very very useful. Useful descriptions and things. Specially the pros and cons of contraception. Should send this to a sex information company. It certainly appealed to me to read it :) kept you serious but had a few little laughs in there too. :)
- Crucified Sanctity -
Brilliant :) Very very useful. Useful descriptions and things. Specially the pros and cons of contraception. Should send this to a sex information company. It certainly appealed to me to read it :) kept you serious but had a few little laughs in there too. :)
- Crucified Sanctity -
11/29/2004 c1 9Corosive Frog
"Last thing we need is ignorance"
It's about here that I d'say halleluujah or Amen, but right now I have a little problem with any form of organized religion (not with God, though). All this to say that it's one of the smartest thing I ve heard about sex. Now If only the right wing and the vatican could understand that abstinange is honourable, smart and beautiful but that most of us can't remain virgins 'til we die (witch seems to be your point of view on abstinence) I'd say that if sex was such a sin, God would have made us all ennuches. Instead, He made it a the only possible way to give life to another human being.
9Corosive Frog"Last thing we need is ignorance"
It's about here that I d'say halleluujah or Amen, but right now I have a little problem with any form of organized religion (not with God, though). All this to say that it's one of the smartest thing I ve heard about sex. Now If only the right wing and the vatican could understand that abstinange is honourable, smart and beautiful but that most of us can't remain virgins 'til we die (witch seems to be your point of view on abstinence) I'd say that if sex was such a sin, God would have made us all ennuches. Instead, He made it a the only possible way to give life to another human being.
11/29/2004 c2 12345678912356789deletedelete
"your ass is not a weapon"Oh realy?This was, like so many of your talented pieces well written and highly amusing (yes I want to sound today)Perhaps with Chapter 3, you could discuss a little about those poor people who don't get much thought about losing their virginity - simply because they are completely too WASTED.another job well done my friend-The DTtW Bear-
"your ass is not a weapon"Oh realy?This was, like so many of your talented pieces well written and highly amusing (yes I want to sound today)Perhaps with Chapter 3, you could discuss a little about those poor people who don't get much thought about losing their virginity - simply because they are completely too WASTED.another job well done my friend-The DTtW Bear-
11/29/2004 c2 acccountkiller
Hmm...before we move on, I do have one question (well, she does *points to Mia*) What the fucking hell is shizna? HM? WHAT IS IT? I know what a penis and a vagina are though *bright smile*. Aren't you so proud of me? Lmao, this was hilarious! Especially the 'making sex sound like an alien encounter' now I admire you for that *beams*! Oh and I do have another question, only this one's personal, are YOU a virgin? I mean, gotta wonder. Didn't know you could get pregnant while u have your period, but I guess no one wants to have sex during their period, lol. The rest I knew, but I think it's great you post this, 'cause a lot of people don't know. As far as I'm concerned all my friends are petrified about getting pregnant (even with condoms) and about how much it'll hurt even though I tell them time and time again it might not hurt. Blech. This rocks my shizna, whatever that is. Muy lufians and love, Mia and Mia
Hmm...before we move on, I do have one question (well, she does *points to Mia*) What the fucking hell is shizna? HM? WHAT IS IT? I know what a penis and a vagina are though *bright smile*. Aren't you so proud of me? Lmao, this was hilarious! Especially the 'making sex sound like an alien encounter' now I admire you for that *beams*! Oh and I do have another question, only this one's personal, are YOU a virgin? I mean, gotta wonder. Didn't know you could get pregnant while u have your period, but I guess no one wants to have sex during their period, lol. The rest I knew, but I think it's great you post this, 'cause a lot of people don't know. As far as I'm concerned all my friends are petrified about getting pregnant (even with condoms) and about how much it'll hurt even though I tell them time and time again it might not hurt. Blech. This rocks my shizna, whatever that is. Muy lufians and love, Mia and Mia
8/29/2004 c1 64not sure yet
hm, it actually was a quasi serious essay and very tastefully done, much less harsh than anything i would be able to write...and, you did an excellent job, summed up like a years worth of health classes that i barely paid attention too due to the stupidity of the teacher and people in the class...heh, and i esp enjoyed the dictionary part of sex, it is rather annoying, and the slight humor in it still, nicely done
64not sure yethm, it actually was a quasi serious essay and very tastefully done, much less harsh than anything i would be able to write...and, you did an excellent job, summed up like a years worth of health classes that i barely paid attention too due to the stupidity of the teacher and people in the class...heh, and i esp enjoyed the dictionary part of sex, it is rather annoying, and the slight humor in it still, nicely done
8/20/2004 c1 Aimee Raven
FOCK! How did I manage not to read this before? *howls in terror* I musta left for Greece...terrible, terrible. Ann I congratulate you! This is an EXTREMELY good essay, for several reasons:
1. Obviously, it's about sex...
2. It's very well documented and all, giving great information for those ill-informed (I didn't know about Lunelle...but I hardly like Abstinence,lol)
3. It's got the Ann-humour in a very subtle, but all the more entertaining, way
All in all great job chica! I daresay quite a few people do need to know these things seeing all the idiots that roam this poor world. And I'd never heard of a vaginal pouch...why not simply stick to condoms? Oh, and what is Kia Kaha? Love, Mia
FOCK! How did I manage not to read this before? *howls in terror* I musta left for Greece...terrible, terrible. Ann I congratulate you! This is an EXTREMELY good essay, for several reasons:
1. Obviously, it's about sex...
2. It's very well documented and all, giving great information for those ill-informed (I didn't know about Lunelle...but I hardly like Abstinence,lol)
3. It's got the Ann-humour in a very subtle, but all the more entertaining, way
All in all great job chica! I daresay quite a few people do need to know these things seeing all the idiots that roam this poor world. And I'd never heard of a vaginal pouch...why not simply stick to condoms? Oh, and what is Kia Kaha? Love, Mia
8/20/2004 c1 Aimee Raven
FOCK! How did I manage not to read this before? *howls in terror* I musta left for Greece...terrible, terrible. Ann I congratulate you! This is an EXTREMELY good essay, for several reasons:
1. Obviously, it's about sex...
2. It's very well documented and all, giving great information for those ill-informed (I didn't know about Lunelle...but I hardly like Abstinence,lol)
3. It's got the Ann-humour in a very subtle, but all the more entertaining, way
All in all great job chica! I daresay quite a few people do need to know these things seeing all the idiots that roam this poor world. And I'd never heard of a vaginal pouch...why not simply stick to condoms? Oh, and what is Kia Kaha? Love, Mia
FOCK! How did I manage not to read this before? *howls in terror* I musta left for Greece...terrible, terrible. Ann I congratulate you! This is an EXTREMELY good essay, for several reasons:
1. Obviously, it's about sex...
2. It's very well documented and all, giving great information for those ill-informed (I didn't know about Lunelle...but I hardly like Abstinence,lol)
3. It's got the Ann-humour in a very subtle, but all the more entertaining, way
All in all great job chica! I daresay quite a few people do need to know these things seeing all the idiots that roam this poor world. And I'd never heard of a vaginal pouch...why not simply stick to condoms? Oh, and what is Kia Kaha? Love, Mia
8/8/2004 c1 monkeys
This was far more entertaining than any health class I've ever sat through. We were all subjected to a video actually showing a birth. Quite disgusting really. But I digress.
I would very muchly love another chapter. I'm sure it would be just as interesting.
Good night!
This was far more entertaining than any health class I've ever sat through. We were all subjected to a video actually showing a birth. Quite disgusting really. But I digress.
I would very muchly love another chapter. I'm sure it would be just as interesting.
Good night!
8/1/2004 c1 98hurtmushroom
Thank you for this essay! I guess there is enough ignorance out there concerning this topic - as well as enouch pregnant 14-year-old teenage-girls! So, this one was very informative and written quite funny, too!
Great job!
cio, hoellenwauwau
98hurtmushroomThank you for this essay! I guess there is enough ignorance out there concerning this topic - as well as enouch pregnant 14-year-old teenage-girls! So, this one was very informative and written quite funny, too!
Great job!
cio, hoellenwauwau
7/28/2004 c1 81TwystedFate
Ah, yes. I'd forgotten you'd reviewed one of my works before, and so I figured I needed to re-return the favor. Let me just say, I love this essay. Very good job. :D
81TwystedFateAh, yes. I'd forgotten you'd reviewed one of my works before, and so I figured I needed to re-return the favor. Let me just say, I love this essay. Very good job. :D
7/20/2004 c1 6TheForgottenArtz
whoa, Tragic here said u were a guy? Lemme go strangle her if she was wrong, but uh, yeah, what DO you do in your free time? But it's nice in a way to see that not all guys are idiotic and uninformative jerks. :)
6TheForgottenArtzwhoa, Tragic here said u were a guy? Lemme go strangle her if she was wrong, but uh, yeah, what DO you do in your free time? But it's nice in a way to see that not all guys are idiotic and uninformative jerks. :)
7/15/2004 c1 2W3DNESDAY
wow.. this was an interesting thing to write about.. especially for a guy..
what exactly do you do on your spare time?
hmm.. informative.. very informative
(*pst you spelled "scarring" wrong in the 2nd paragraph)
i have no idea why you would feel the urge to write something like this.. i really don't
it seems like you did a bit of research for this.. why?
*confused and speechless
anyway.. i think i may go and read some of your saner works...
2W3DNESDAYwow.. this was an interesting thing to write about.. especially for a guy..
what exactly do you do on your spare time?
hmm.. informative.. very informative
(*pst you spelled "scarring" wrong in the 2nd paragraph)
i have no idea why you would feel the urge to write something like this.. i really don't
it seems like you did a bit of research for this.. why?
*confused and speechless
anyway.. i think i may go and read some of your saner works...
7/12/2004 c1 artemis astralstar
with anyone else, I'd be worried. You? I'm terrified.
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ok, dictionary intro..
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as for record time: I'd research "Tantric..." It is supposed to "prolong"..
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what is Ki kaha?
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*salutes* I tend to either break off from even typing ... *stares at amount of ellipses in her review* meh. I'd appreciate a chapter on not-straight sex though. *is confused, and interested*
with anyone else, I'd be worried. You? I'm terrified.
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ok, dictionary intro..
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as for record time: I'd research "Tantric..." It is supposed to "prolong"..
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what is Ki kaha?
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*salutes* I tend to either break off from even typing ... *stares at amount of ellipses in her review* meh. I'd appreciate a chapter on not-straight sex though. *is confused, and interested*
7/11/2004 c1 8glitterjewele
lol o, most infinitely amusing, chica. at first, when i saw it, i was like "lol, this by a virgin with a phobia regarding male genetilia?" :P, but after reading it, i have to confess that i think you should write a health book. i mean, so many teenagers have to suffer through the incredible dullness that is health with an uber-dull book with absolutely no sense of feeling or style, and there's so much character in this that even peeps who weren't particularly interested would find it interesting, ya know? yes, i think you would be quite a hit, in fact. and i absolutely must give you credit for all the interesting factual tidbits ~ i actually didn't know some of this stuff, and i commend you on your excellent research skills. but oh, the dictionary.com definitions *cracks up* that was HILARIOUS. ah, the world we live in . . . so amusing, from the chica angle of things. :P shall i suggest you add the birth control patch to your list? *scratches head* ah well. anyway, do continue it chica, methinks it shall make for a very unique extended essay indeed. nice work. ;) (lol and yes, the title is a bit dodgy ~ but really, who could possibly resist? :P)
8glitterjewelelol o, most infinitely amusing, chica. at first, when i saw it, i was like "lol, this by a virgin with a phobia regarding male genetilia?" :P, but after reading it, i have to confess that i think you should write a health book. i mean, so many teenagers have to suffer through the incredible dullness that is health with an uber-dull book with absolutely no sense of feeling or style, and there's so much character in this that even peeps who weren't particularly interested would find it interesting, ya know? yes, i think you would be quite a hit, in fact. and i absolutely must give you credit for all the interesting factual tidbits ~ i actually didn't know some of this stuff, and i commend you on your excellent research skills. but oh, the dictionary.com definitions *cracks up* that was HILARIOUS. ah, the world we live in . . . so amusing, from the chica angle of things. :P shall i suggest you add the birth control patch to your list? *scratches head* ah well. anyway, do continue it chica, methinks it shall make for a very unique extended essay indeed. nice work. ;) (lol and yes, the title is a bit dodgy ~ but really, who could possibly resist? :P)