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2/11/2006 c2 Stardust'n'Wanderlust
you are evil. purely evil.

*glares and there's a long pause*


*starts clapping and smiling* Well done!
2/11/2006 c1 Stardust'n'Wanderlust

i'm already visualizing...
8/21/2005 c1 1JackieTheWarriorPrincess
LMAO! Bravo.
12/6/2004 c2 Devin J Pickrell
lol. gr8! very funny. and, u got number 9 from Degrassi? I LOVE that show! It is only THE best show ever!
8/1/2004 c2 6Rudolph2
I'm still missing the point as to why all this is necessary, but then again I've never actually had a problem being dumped or vice versa for whatever reason.
7/29/2004 c2 Blah
This is all just plain mean. Who cares if a guy dumps you? That probably means you were too preppy for him. DIE PREPPIES DIE! *burns preppies*
7/28/2004 c2 suzieque2
Only part of #8 made sense... why would you need a gynecologist signature? Is that even possible?
I really like number 5!
7/28/2004 c1 Random girl
Good tips! I think every woman ever been dumpt has tried at least once. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
7/28/2004 c1 albalop
If I told you there was sex in a meat grinder I bet you'd jump in.
7/27/2004 c1 theworldisround
I agree with Rudolph2.
7/27/2004 c1 Rudolph2
Women can be such backstabbing, selfish cunts sometimes.
7/26/2004 c1 Strawberri Shake
Really really funny. Guys are insensitive jerks plain and simple so this might be a way to teach them respect for girls (or at least to teach them not to mess with us) I am contemplating doing many of these things to a certain guy who broke my heart. And the sad songs thing-yeah that actually works.
~Strawberri Shake
7/26/2004 c1 suzieque2
This is hysterical. I wish I would have known this stuff 15 years ago. I would have used it on *James* (of my Dream Baby story) sniffle.
7/26/2004 c1 220Namir Swiftpaw
I wrote something like this...only it was the opposite, called "How To Get A Guy To Notice You".

Interesting...my ex-boyfriend could use a few. ;)

Keep writing.

~Namir Swiftpaw

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