for Average5/7/2007 c1 
1forcedbyhabit
This was one of the most entertaining things I have read in years! (And that's saying something considering how much I read a day, let alone a year.) It kept me smiling and I cannot wait for part two. I know you posted this awhile back, but please, please, please! Post the rest! I'm dying to know how unaverage her life gets from here on out.
1forcedbyhabitThis was one of the most entertaining things I have read in years! (And that's saying something considering how much I read a day, let alone a year.) It kept me smiling and I cannot wait for part two. I know you posted this awhile back, but please, please, please! Post the rest! I'm dying to know how unaverage her life gets from here on out.
8/28/2006 c1 Willow Fern
YAY! I'm so glad to see you have another story up. I read your last one religiously...a couple times. This looks like it's going to be VERY interesting. You're such an amazing author. Can't wait for the next update!-Willow
YAY! I'm so glad to see you have another story up. I read your last one religiously...a couple times. This looks like it's going to be VERY interesting. You're such an amazing author. Can't wait for the next update!-Willow
8/23/2006 c1 2Pink Appreciation
Amazing. There are no words for me to use to express your writting. Your one in a million!
2Pink AppreciationAmazing. There are no words for me to use to express your writting. Your one in a million!
6/14/2006 c1 green flip-flops
Lmao that was hilarious! I'm waiting for an update by the way but since this was written 2 years ago...=(
Lmao that was hilarious! I'm waiting for an update by the way but since this was written 2 years ago...=(
5/13/2006 c1 A.S
I have known about your page on this site, but never took time to actually read anything you've written. Pardon me for that. This was absolutely hilarious and refreshing.
I have known about your page on this site, but never took time to actually read anything you've written. Pardon me for that. This was absolutely hilarious and refreshing.
4/20/2006 c1 Guest
hahaha i laughed so much, my sister here is starting to think i've lost it... really good! B proud of it, it's pretty original. (waiting for next chapt...)
hahaha i laughed so much, my sister here is starting to think i've lost it... really good! B proud of it, it's pretty original. (waiting for next chapt...)
4/9/2006 c1 Crystal
I wish you would write Part Two!
I wish you would write Part Two!
11/20/2005 c1 Miss Kaur
Lol update soon! The first chapter was absolutely hilarious. Especially the bit with the homeless man!
Lol update soon! The first chapter was absolutely hilarious. Especially the bit with the homeless man!
8/17/2005 c1 Kittycat78
Lol I love this story it's hilarious! I esspecially liked when the homeless man peed on the contract it was so funny! We'll anyways I hope you update soon cause I can't wait to see what happens next.
Lol I love this story it's hilarious! I esspecially liked when the homeless man peed on the contract it was so funny! We'll anyways I hope you update soon cause I can't wait to see what happens next.
7/8/2005 c1 4Jazzy Kitty
HAHA wow, you absolutely HAVE to update this story! I loved this first chapter. Hilarious!
4Jazzy KittyHAHA wow, you absolutely HAVE to update this story! I loved this first chapter. Hilarious!
5/13/2005 c1 Blazequeen
I am laughing my ass off right now and my family is looking at me like I've lost it! Fantastic ending but please be more specific about the exact emotion this poor girl is getting from everyone on such a shitty day.
I am laughing my ass off right now and my family is looking at me like I've lost it! Fantastic ending but please be more specific about the exact emotion this poor girl is getting from everyone on such a shitty day.
2/6/2005 c1 Kate
Woot! I love it when I find wicked awesome stories to read instead of doing other stuff I'm supposed to be doing. This is a great story. Update soon. Kate
Woot! I love it when I find wicked awesome stories to read instead of doing other stuff I'm supposed to be doing. This is a great story. Update soon. Kate
9/28/2004 c1 Dawn369
WOW, dynamite first chapter. I wish I had seen this sooner.
Erin is terrific. I really like her character. I was routing for her when she threw the signature page of the contract down into the urine. lol I wanted to scream at Eisen too.
Can't wait to read more of this.
WOW, dynamite first chapter. I wish I had seen this sooner.
Erin is terrific. I really like her character. I was routing for her when she threw the signature page of the contract down into the urine. lol I wanted to scream at Eisen too.
Can't wait to read more of this.
9/9/2004 c1 LeBonNoir
As always awsome! I could so see the ER and feel Erin's frustration. Keep the chapters coming hon, Erin is bound to make our day!
As always awsome! I could so see the ER and feel Erin's frustration. Keep the chapters coming hon, Erin is bound to make our day!