Just In
for My Neighbors' Porch Light

10/31/2005 c1 50Arael the 15th
Let's see...Where to start...

Firstly, as much as you think I am such a sick fuck, you certainly don't hesitate to wish real ill-will on others. Do the phrases "Thou shall not give onto thee any graven images" and "Love thy neighbor" mean anything to you? You ARE a Christian, right? Your twisted fantasies make Jihadists look tame. Next time you want to boast how peaceful you are in your little rants on my poems and essays, take into account that you are exactly the type of person that I speak out against: over-zealous, xenophobic, blindly patriotic Americans.

Secondly, what the hell is with these little wishes you have? 'I wish that flamethrowers got loose...' You do realize that flamethrowers are INANIMATE OBJECTS and not living creatures that can escape and run wild, right? 80,0 platypi (which is the plural of platypus, by the way) would do little trampling-related damage, and would probably NOT go near their house or anywhere in suburbia since they live in aquatic environments (read up on biology next time, you square).

'Oh, I am gouging out my throbbing eyes, and whispering Latin words under my breath...' I've got some Latin for you, 'Tu arrogans asinum est et tua opinionis nihil referant.' What's wrong, too uptight to use real swear words? YOu can wish that people can get hurt and just plain screwed-over, but you can't use swear words when no one is looking? Please explain how that works, Mr. Logic.

This was an ok poem once you get past the blatant discrepancies and inaccuracies, but then again, those are what matter to me when I grade stuff on here.

I'd give this poem a C-
4/9/2005 c1 8gloop
Haha! I love this. I really do.Reminds me of my neighbours and what I hope is them doing DIY in the small hours of the morning.
4/1/2005 c1 41Frozen Inside
oh my goshi loved it haha. i laughed cuz i know how that feels.. my neighbours have like 3 stupid street lights in their yard. since i live on an acreage.. well.. normally its dark because we dont have very many street lights or anything.. but ofcourse, i have to live next to that guy that decides to put 3 street lights in the front yard.. and ofcourse..my window basically faces them.yay! anyways.. enough with my rant...i like the poem. i liked everything about it and how bizarre it was. to go from ant eaters to metallica tickets..well that demands some talent i believe. ! good poem. sry for the long review.
12/14/2004 c1 183Jo Madden
This is a really good poem. But be careful what you wish for. ^_^. Keep it up.

Hobbit of Doom
9/28/2004 c1 85grim-dreamer
The rhythm's a bit jumpy, but, my god, you've got strange wishes. (Don't hate me!) Frowned at the platypuses.
9/26/2004 c1 6Marry the Orange
yeah, I've been there before... leavin it on... grr... Ah, well. Great job again.
9/26/2004 c1 CW-nerd-12
Heh heh heh. Ah, yes, the redneck neighbors with the obnoxiously bright porch light. Mine had a frickin' flood light. Of course, I also have a street lamp outside my window, so there's always that. I guess the only good thing about having to put up with three hurricanes is that my window gets boarded up and it's actually dark in my room at night.

Twitter . Help . Sign Up . Cookies . Privacy . Terms of Service