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5Eternity sword
Dumb liberals...How insightful. That was sarcasm, by the way. And, get offended? Couldn't possibly be because of unfounded insults to our intelligence? No, no, surely not!
And since we're on the topic of 'dumb,' you do realize the offended is OFFENDED, as in with an 'o.'
And on to the rest..."Take away people's bibles." Where the hell did you get that idea? Make people warship Satan...? Which is, of course not spelled with an I. Also, homosexuality is just...is. What right do you, or anyone else, have to tell people they can't love someone? Marry their dogs? See, the difference is that the dog wouldn't have a real say. THAT'S WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS, HOMOPHOBE! If two mature people love each other, they should be allowed to get married, whether they're a heterosexual, or a homosexual couple.
Also, we don't want everyone to be poor. I for one, just want to give people an equal chance. Again, I don't warship "Satin," I don't worship anything.
I'm just going to stop at this point, because you're either a retarded madman, or a troll. Either way, it's beneath me to give this piece of sh-t further thought.
5Eternity swordDumb liberals...How insightful. That was sarcasm, by the way. And, get offended? Couldn't possibly be because of unfounded insults to our intelligence? No, no, surely not!
And since we're on the topic of 'dumb,' you do realize the offended is OFFENDED, as in with an 'o.'
And on to the rest..."Take away people's bibles." Where the hell did you get that idea? Make people warship Satan...? Which is, of course not spelled with an I. Also, homosexuality is just...is. What right do you, or anyone else, have to tell people they can't love someone? Marry their dogs? See, the difference is that the dog wouldn't have a real say. THAT'S WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS, HOMOPHOBE! If two mature people love each other, they should be allowed to get married, whether they're a heterosexual, or a homosexual couple.
Also, we don't want everyone to be poor. I for one, just want to give people an equal chance. Again, I don't warship "Satin," I don't worship anything.
I'm just going to stop at this point, because you're either a retarded madman, or a troll. Either way, it's beneath me to give this piece of sh-t further thought.
4/28/2010 c1 anonymous
TROLL WINS!
TROLL WINS!
10/6/2009 c2 Salem forgot her password. 8D
As you can see, I forgot my password. Anyway...
This made me LMAO, because you're a pathetic shitbag who obviously knows nothing in the words of politics OR science.
First and foremost, I have a gay brother, and so I'm PRETTY intent on why he's gay. It's proven by science that you can't choose when to get an erection, no? You're obviously not THAT stupid? xD I can get the whole lesbian thing, but with gays, it's totally involuntary. Many tests have been performed on the brain to see when sexual arousal occurs in gay men. It's proved that no signs of arousal where shown in the erotica section of the brain when straight porn was shows, which means that being homosexual is totally involuntary
Secondary, all Liberals do not worship 'Satin'. I personally do not worship, and I am liberal. God rules! :D You are obviously getting the wrong clue from the bible. It was written almost 20 years ago, meaning the rules concerning Homosexuals and sex outside of marriage are outdated. It's proven by 79% of christians that having a Gay orientation is not a sin, but Homoseuxal 'acts' are. Basically, it's okay to be gay, but just not to have gay sex. It says 'Man will not lay with man' not 'Man can't like man'. xD
As you can see, I forgot my password. Anyway...
This made me LMAO, because you're a pathetic shitbag who obviously knows nothing in the words of politics OR science.
First and foremost, I have a gay brother, and so I'm PRETTY intent on why he's gay. It's proven by science that you can't choose when to get an erection, no? You're obviously not THAT stupid? xD I can get the whole lesbian thing, but with gays, it's totally involuntary. Many tests have been performed on the brain to see when sexual arousal occurs in gay men. It's proved that no signs of arousal where shown in the erotica section of the brain when straight porn was shows, which means that being homosexual is totally involuntary
Secondary, all Liberals do not worship 'Satin'. I personally do not worship, and I am liberal. God rules! :D You are obviously getting the wrong clue from the bible. It was written almost 20 years ago, meaning the rules concerning Homosexuals and sex outside of marriage are outdated. It's proven by 79% of christians that having a Gay orientation is not a sin, but Homoseuxal 'acts' are. Basically, it's okay to be gay, but just not to have gay sex. It says 'Man will not lay with man' not 'Man can't like man'. xD
6/2/2006 c1 49M. S. Curoe
Let me say, I find myself *almost* speechless at this horrid display of blatant hate and contradictions. Where are you getting your information? What could have given you the idea that we would want to kill our children? How can you find enough hate in yourself to write something like this?
Have you even heard of spellcheck? Or grammar? You spelled Satan wrong for heaven's sake! (and people, offended. You put apostrophes in 'Bibles', and 'Liberals' where they shouldn't be at least five times.)
I know when you posted this you expected a lot of negative mail from us 'fags'. I think the only thing you missed to rag on about was witchcraft and Harry Potter. Don't let me encourage you...
People who are homosexual are born that way. You can't just 'turn' someone into a homosexual.
I've got to say, I hope I never meet you or anyone like you in person. I don't know what I'd do...X(
-Megan
49M. S. CuroeLet me say, I find myself *almost* speechless at this horrid display of blatant hate and contradictions. Where are you getting your information? What could have given you the idea that we would want to kill our children? How can you find enough hate in yourself to write something like this?
Have you even heard of spellcheck? Or grammar? You spelled Satan wrong for heaven's sake! (and people, offended. You put apostrophes in 'Bibles', and 'Liberals' where they shouldn't be at least five times.)
I know when you posted this you expected a lot of negative mail from us 'fags'. I think the only thing you missed to rag on about was witchcraft and Harry Potter. Don't let me encourage you...
People who are homosexual are born that way. You can't just 'turn' someone into a homosexual.
I've got to say, I hope I never meet you or anyone like you in person. I don't know what I'd do...X(
-Megan
5/7/2006 c1 CorruptGuardian
Ah-HA! Funny...XD...this is just about the greatest thing since sliced bread...or, uh, something less cliche...erm...hillarious! ^ ^
Ah-HA! Funny...XD...this is just about the greatest thing since sliced bread...or, uh, something less cliche...erm...hillarious! ^ ^
4/27/2006 c1 2kaze-nyv
Oh. Dear. God.
Now, I've heard some faulty, ignorant arguments in my life. Hell, I grew up in the Bible Belt where they pass for fact every day. But I commend you for this; it is above average in fallacy and supreme in ignorance. I'm not really offended... (Notice my spelling) I'm just... astounded. And I feel the need to sort of... help you, honestly. I don't really expect it to cure anything, but I just have to try.
For one thing, no, I am not a Christian and have no intention to be one, but I actually like the First Amendment very much, and I'm quite happy to let you have as many Bibles as you want. I'm sure you're happy to let ME have as many Bibles as I want, but that's another matter. Oh. Also, I am not a SatAnist, never have been, and have no intention to be one.
Now. Homosexuality. Not a choice and not your problem, just to get that out of the way right now. For one thing, the Bible (or the Torah or the Koran) has no place in legislation, and the fact that homosexual marriage may or may not be an "abomination to God" should not have any bearing on whether or not the government, our democratic, non-theocratic, separation-of-church-and-state government, lets them get married or not. And did you know homophobia almost always covers up a latent homosexual tendency in the homophobe? And on the subject of beastiality, well, the threat of cross-species marriages is quite a long way off, I think, so you really don't need to worry your pretty little head about that.
Besides, if people marry dogs, there won't BE any kids, thus the AIDS problem is solved!
And I think you seem to be confused on your party economics. REPUBLICANS cut taxes for the wealthy, thereby placing more of the burden on lower income people. If you look at the party demographics, you'll see that many Republicans, especially those in office, are wealthy Christian white men. And if you look at the wealthiest, say, 500 people in the United States, I guarantee you 450 of them are staunch Republicans, if only because of the way the party favors big business and big wealth concentrated in the hands of a very small amount of people.
"In return for worshiping Satin the Liberal's can turn people into Satinists and make them be slaves."
Well, that line just kind of makes fun of itself, doesn't it?
And, all right, abortion: it's the same issue as gay marriage. It's my body, not yours, and not the government's to tell me what to do with it. No Biblical questions involved. Kay?
And that old thing, "guns don't kill people, people kill people?" No, I'm really sorry, guns kill people. With a gun all it takes is a split second just to pull the trigger and kill somebody; if you had to use, say, a baseball bat, I bet you'd have a little more time to think about it, now, wouldn't you? Really though. Guns are dangerous, especially left loaded in homes where there are children. No matter how *safe* you are with your guns, there's always, always a danger that they will be mishandled or misused.
And about the torture chambers: Guantanamo Bay. Enough said.
Couple the torture chambers comment with the cheap drugs from Cuba thing and you get one ridiculous, absurd, ludicrous parody of a paragraph.
Besides, don't you know all the good drugs come from Colombia?
Honestly, this paper just demonstrates ignorance and biggotry all over it- an appalling amount, and it's only 1285 words long.
2kaze-nyvOh. Dear. God.
Now, I've heard some faulty, ignorant arguments in my life. Hell, I grew up in the Bible Belt where they pass for fact every day. But I commend you for this; it is above average in fallacy and supreme in ignorance. I'm not really offended... (Notice my spelling) I'm just... astounded. And I feel the need to sort of... help you, honestly. I don't really expect it to cure anything, but I just have to try.
For one thing, no, I am not a Christian and have no intention to be one, but I actually like the First Amendment very much, and I'm quite happy to let you have as many Bibles as you want. I'm sure you're happy to let ME have as many Bibles as I want, but that's another matter. Oh. Also, I am not a SatAnist, never have been, and have no intention to be one.
Now. Homosexuality. Not a choice and not your problem, just to get that out of the way right now. For one thing, the Bible (or the Torah or the Koran) has no place in legislation, and the fact that homosexual marriage may or may not be an "abomination to God" should not have any bearing on whether or not the government, our democratic, non-theocratic, separation-of-church-and-state government, lets them get married or not. And did you know homophobia almost always covers up a latent homosexual tendency in the homophobe? And on the subject of beastiality, well, the threat of cross-species marriages is quite a long way off, I think, so you really don't need to worry your pretty little head about that.
Besides, if people marry dogs, there won't BE any kids, thus the AIDS problem is solved!
And I think you seem to be confused on your party economics. REPUBLICANS cut taxes for the wealthy, thereby placing more of the burden on lower income people. If you look at the party demographics, you'll see that many Republicans, especially those in office, are wealthy Christian white men. And if you look at the wealthiest, say, 500 people in the United States, I guarantee you 450 of them are staunch Republicans, if only because of the way the party favors big business and big wealth concentrated in the hands of a very small amount of people.
"In return for worshiping Satin the Liberal's can turn people into Satinists and make them be slaves."
Well, that line just kind of makes fun of itself, doesn't it?
And, all right, abortion: it's the same issue as gay marriage. It's my body, not yours, and not the government's to tell me what to do with it. No Biblical questions involved. Kay?
And that old thing, "guns don't kill people, people kill people?" No, I'm really sorry, guns kill people. With a gun all it takes is a split second just to pull the trigger and kill somebody; if you had to use, say, a baseball bat, I bet you'd have a little more time to think about it, now, wouldn't you? Really though. Guns are dangerous, especially left loaded in homes where there are children. No matter how *safe* you are with your guns, there's always, always a danger that they will be mishandled or misused.
And about the torture chambers: Guantanamo Bay. Enough said.
Couple the torture chambers comment with the cheap drugs from Cuba thing and you get one ridiculous, absurd, ludicrous parody of a paragraph.
Besides, don't you know all the good drugs come from Colombia?
Honestly, this paper just demonstrates ignorance and biggotry all over it- an appalling amount, and it's only 1285 words long.
2/25/2006 c1 Theatre des Vampires
I'm just going to go with the flow and assume this is a joke. That being said, i found it hilarious. Even if it isn't a joke, and your a little fucked up, it's still really funny. Ever heard of spell-check? Oh well, god anyway.
~Theatre des Vampires
I'm just going to go with the flow and assume this is a joke. That being said, i found it hilarious. Even if it isn't a joke, and your a little fucked up, it's still really funny. Ever heard of spell-check? Oh well, god anyway.
~Theatre des Vampires
8/31/2005 c1 AltarofWishes
Oh I forgot, could you do one exclusively about Joe Biden? He's from my home state, please?
Oh I forgot, could you do one exclusively about Joe Biden? He's from my home state, please?
8/31/2005 c2 AltarofWishes
I laughed very hard. You need to try harder if you're going for "satyre" and Liberals do not worship satin. Satin is a textile; we Liberals worship "Satan" because he doesn't make us do inquisitions or crusades- he let's us party 'til we drop.
I laughed very hard. You need to try harder if you're going for "satyre" and Liberals do not worship satin. Satin is a textile; we Liberals worship "Satan" because he doesn't make us do inquisitions or crusades- he let's us party 'til we drop.
7/1/2005 c1 nessthing
Well, guys, looks like they got us. I promise to mend my non-breathable-fabric-worshipping ways, mister!
What's with the 47 reviews here actually taking this seriously? It's troll work people...
Well, guys, looks like they got us. I promise to mend my non-breathable-fabric-worshipping ways, mister!
What's with the 47 reviews here actually taking this seriously? It's troll work people...
3/26/2005 c2 BasketCase
It's Satan. Not satin. They do not worship fabric.
"they worship... their homosexal!"
They worship their homosexal?
It's Satan. Not satin. They do not worship fabric.
"they worship... their homosexal!"
They worship their homosexal?
2/21/2005 c1 Reader
If this is a joke, it's not funny. I happen to be conservative and am EXTREMELY offended by this.
Why did you write this moronic piece of troll bait? To see what kind of reaction you could get?
Well, you got one out of me! I'm going to pray for you.
If you are actually a conservative, remember this: you have to change hearts before you change minds. And this, sir, is not the way to do it!
If you are a Liberal: gee, this is tolerance at it's best. [/sarcasm]
If this is a joke, it's not funny. I happen to be conservative and am EXTREMELY offended by this.
Why did you write this moronic piece of troll bait? To see what kind of reaction you could get?
Well, you got one out of me! I'm going to pray for you.
If you are actually a conservative, remember this: you have to change hearts before you change minds. And this, sir, is not the way to do it!
If you are a Liberal: gee, this is tolerance at it's best. [/sarcasm]
2/20/2005 c1 Leuco
Even if this is a parody, it doesn't change the fact that the writing is a pathetic. Learn how to spell.
Also, you can't say things along the line of 'fags are evil' and then turn around and say "Oh, I didn't mean it! I was joking! It's meant to be a parody". Society doesn't work like that.You dirty piece of WHITE trash. Don't worry about the racist comment. I was *only* joking. Morons like you ruin the world for the rest of us.
Even if this is a parody, it doesn't change the fact that the writing is a pathetic. Learn how to spell.
Also, you can't say things along the line of 'fags are evil' and then turn around and say "Oh, I didn't mean it! I was joking! It's meant to be a parody". Society doesn't work like that.You dirty piece of WHITE trash. Don't worry about the racist comment. I was *only* joking. Morons like you ruin the world for the rest of us.
2/20/2005 c1 Rio Madeira
That is completely untrue. Liberals are all about making choices, whether it be abortion, gay marriage, or anything religious. We know when to quit. If people worship God, Satan, or even their cat (that actually happened), it's none of our business. We're not trying to make anyone do anything. That's more of a Conservative thing to do.
Let's just agree that all politicians are idiots, no matter what wing they're on. Hell, if I was in politics, I'd make one big universal party and FIX all this shit.
Don't bother responding to this, because you're not gonna change my mind. And for crying out loud, learn to spell.
That is completely untrue. Liberals are all about making choices, whether it be abortion, gay marriage, or anything religious. We know when to quit. If people worship God, Satan, or even their cat (that actually happened), it's none of our business. We're not trying to make anyone do anything. That's more of a Conservative thing to do.
Let's just agree that all politicians are idiots, no matter what wing they're on. Hell, if I was in politics, I'd make one big universal party and FIX all this shit.
Don't bother responding to this, because you're not gonna change my mind. And for crying out loud, learn to spell.