for Homesick Abortion8/12/2005 c7 
2Naomi Schemer
This is the strangest story efuckingver. I adore it. I don't believe a review is going to do it any justice, so I'll only lengthen this pathetic review with this: Rock on!
2Naomi SchemerThis is the strangest story efuckingver. I adore it. I don't believe a review is going to do it any justice, so I'll only lengthen this pathetic review with this: Rock on!
8/11/2005 c7 6FoRd PrEfEcT13
LMFAO. It's totally sick and it's hysterical. Life is like that and I love how you showed it.
6FoRd PrEfEcT13LMFAO. It's totally sick and it's hysterical. Life is like that and I love how you showed it.
8/11/2005 c1 5Twisted By Design
You had me hooked after the first line - plain and simple. The humor in the first three paragraphs was so mean, but so funny. Even though the narrator's thoughts and comment to Chirsty came off as complete douchebaginess, I have to admit... it's exactly what I would think in such a situation. (I feel so shameful for admitting that.)
"Yes, you, flubber-face. Go drown yourself with the other whales, or maybe just jump in front of a fucking truck. Either way, get the fuck out of my way. And off of my Earth, fatty." - Absolutely HILAIROUS. Cracked me up.
So yeah, I can only imagine where this "confession" is going to lead Simon's life.
5Twisted By DesignYou had me hooked after the first line - plain and simple. The humor in the first three paragraphs was so mean, but so funny. Even though the narrator's thoughts and comment to Chirsty came off as complete douchebaginess, I have to admit... it's exactly what I would think in such a situation. (I feel so shameful for admitting that.)
"Yes, you, flubber-face. Go drown yourself with the other whales, or maybe just jump in front of a fucking truck. Either way, get the fuck out of my way. And off of my Earth, fatty." - Absolutely HILAIROUS. Cracked me up.
So yeah, I can only imagine where this "confession" is going to lead Simon's life.
8/11/2005 c7 of-all-the-stupid-things
ehh about time man... iv almost forgotten what happened in the other chapters...
you are one sick bastard. & i am loving every letter of it.
i would say more, but my vocabulary is decidedly shithouse at the moment...*cough all the time cough*... so i dont feel that i could do you justice.
ehh about time man... iv almost forgotten what happened in the other chapters...
you are one sick bastard. & i am loving every letter of it.
i would say more, but my vocabulary is decidedly shithouse at the moment...*cough all the time cough*... so i dont feel that i could do you justice.
8/10/2005 c7 7ziggy pop eno
Yeah, you know it's awesome, so I don't even need to re-emphasize that :D
But good fuck, Nate! I need me some Simon/Danny sex! Have I mentioned Simon is an incredibly sexy name?
7ziggy pop enoYeah, you know it's awesome, so I don't even need to re-emphasize that :D
But good fuck, Nate! I need me some Simon/Danny sex! Have I mentioned Simon is an incredibly sexy name?
8/10/2005 c7 Rowenna
okay... wow... i liked your other story (going native) so i figured i'd read this... you seemed like a pretty good writer, you know? and you are, you're a great writer, but this story is so seriously screwed up. wow. i mean, i'm still gonna read it, you know, but WOW where do you come UP with this stuff? I don't even believe this!
By the way, that part about mixing up Catcher in the Rye and Catch 22... i totally mix them up ALL the time... it makes perfect sense to me...
I love the whole dynamic of danny and simon... i don't really get tom, but i love the band names and songs and stuff... and the thing about karma... i really don't know whether to commend you for your great ideas, or look at you in disgust for some of the really random ideas about incest and... ugh. but hey, i keep reading it, so you're doing your job...
eeps. lata...
okay... wow... i liked your other story (going native) so i figured i'd read this... you seemed like a pretty good writer, you know? and you are, you're a great writer, but this story is so seriously screwed up. wow. i mean, i'm still gonna read it, you know, but WOW where do you come UP with this stuff? I don't even believe this!
By the way, that part about mixing up Catcher in the Rye and Catch 22... i totally mix them up ALL the time... it makes perfect sense to me...
I love the whole dynamic of danny and simon... i don't really get tom, but i love the band names and songs and stuff... and the thing about karma... i really don't know whether to commend you for your great ideas, or look at you in disgust for some of the really random ideas about incest and... ugh. but hey, i keep reading it, so you're doing your job...
eeps. lata...
8/10/2005 c7 2Gagging Angel
I'm so proud of myself. I've actually bothered to review this chapter.
I've basically found this to be a story of combined giggles and paranoia-inducing nonsensical nausea. Which is a good thing. I took especially great pleasure in the doggie-style commentary. You're brilliant and I love how much I hate this. Another most excellent chapter.
2Gagging AngelI'm so proud of myself. I've actually bothered to review this chapter.
I've basically found this to be a story of combined giggles and paranoia-inducing nonsensical nausea. Which is a good thing. I took especially great pleasure in the doggie-style commentary. You're brilliant and I love how much I hate this. Another most excellent chapter.
8/10/2005 c7 1BitterSweetDragon
Yes! Foamy was thrown in! and if you have no idea what I'm talking about here's the link http:/w.illwillpress.com/eyes.htmlgreat chapter.
1BitterSweetDragonYes! Foamy was thrown in! and if you have no idea what I'm talking about here's the link http:/w.illwillpress.com/eyes.htmlgreat chapter.
8/6/2005 c6 19Cookie Gestapo
My god you had better update this story it's too fucking stupid not to. Their way of thinking is admirable. I'm jelouse.
19Cookie GestapoMy god you had better update this story it's too fucking stupid not to. Their way of thinking is admirable. I'm jelouse.
8/6/2005 c1 Cookie Gestapo
Oh, I love this chapter. It was so awsome! And what a way to get out of your trouble 'eh? I just wonder if that lie wasn't a lie at all. I guess I'll see right?
Oh, I love this chapter. It was so awsome! And what a way to get out of your trouble 'eh? I just wonder if that lie wasn't a lie at all. I guess I'll see right?
7/27/2005 c6 15Neechi
I love this! Their conversations are so much fun to read, and the lyrics are very amusing to read. ^_^ Keep at it!
15NeechiI love this! Their conversations are so much fun to read, and the lyrics are very amusing to read. ^_^ Keep at it!
7/26/2005 c6 Rae
I read your story, Gray Matter, a while ago, and when I read this one I didn't realize it was by the same writer! You're one of my favs on fictionpress. This story especially leads away from the normal slash stories, and I likes it.
I read the note on your profile as well, thanks. No really, in a non-sarcastic way, thanks. I'll keep what you wrote in mind next time I'm writing slash.
I read your story, Gray Matter, a while ago, and when I read this one I didn't realize it was by the same writer! You're one of my favs on fictionpress. This story especially leads away from the normal slash stories, and I likes it.
I read the note on your profile as well, thanks. No really, in a non-sarcastic way, thanks. I'll keep what you wrote in mind next time I'm writing slash.