for Handbook for the Paranoid Dater6/21/2008 c1 
25destinee's notebook
Very amusing. "PMS (Pissy Male Syndrome)"..."If cheese ruled the world, which would be the ultimate cheese?" Eh, the poor guy...
25destinee's notebookVery amusing. "PMS (Pissy Male Syndrome)"..."If cheese ruled the world, which would be the ultimate cheese?" Eh, the poor guy...
12/21/2005 c1 Sunami Silverblade
How amusing. :P
This was great, really. Subtle sarcasm, with more than a little honesty. DON'T WE ALL know people like that? ^_^ Haha, this was quite a riot to read. Thanks for sharing!
-Sunami
How amusing. :P
This was great, really. Subtle sarcasm, with more than a little honesty. DON'T WE ALL know people like that? ^_^ Haha, this was quite a riot to read. Thanks for sharing!
-Sunami
9/28/2005 c1 33charmee
Oh, that's so cute! Keep it up with the next section of the handbook~!
(You may wanna do a spelling and punctuation check, though. Just a suggestion.)
33charmeeOh, that's so cute! Keep it up with the next section of the handbook~!
(You may wanna do a spelling and punctuation check, though. Just a suggestion.)
9/9/2005 c1 Gracey London
LOL! This is awesome, Cindy, as always! Great job with the story summary in particular-it caught my attention right from the start.
Yours,
G. London
LOL! This is awesome, Cindy, as always! Great job with the story summary in particular-it caught my attention right from the start.
Yours,
G. London
7/12/2005 c1 13Haylie Brown
I read this to my friend on the phone and she could not stop laughing. & neither could I! You know exactly how to evoke a desired emotion out of your readers. This one: complete amusement, and maybe a tad of UTTER AMAZEMENT at how you pop out hits like Michael Jackson. Hillarious. :)
13Haylie BrownI read this to my friend on the phone and she could not stop laughing. & neither could I! You know exactly how to evoke a desired emotion out of your readers. This one: complete amusement, and maybe a tad of UTTER AMAZEMENT at how you pop out hits like Michael Jackson. Hillarious. :)
6/27/2005 c1 23wishingdreamingwaiting
haha! this was great! cool idea, and the way you presented it was very inviting... good job!
23wishingdreamingwaitinghaha! this was great! cool idea, and the way you presented it was very inviting... good job!
6/26/2005 c1 Kakyou Takashiro
ah.. always a pleasure to wake up in the morning and roll around the floor laughing. you have always had a great sense of humor, and i expected nothing less. hey... i just remembered we are going to be seniors. YAY. hope that means more time for you to write. it is without doubt that you have power, prose, and prowl. expecting nothing less and finding much more...
kakyou
always smiles
ah.. always a pleasure to wake up in the morning and roll around the floor laughing. you have always had a great sense of humor, and i expected nothing less. hey... i just remembered we are going to be seniors. YAY. hope that means more time for you to write. it is without doubt that you have power, prose, and prowl. expecting nothing less and finding much more...
kakyou
always smiles
6/26/2005 c1 1Alafrapgh
O_o that is so odd...yet so funny...get mugshots,fingerprints and DNA...your hillarious!
1AlafrapghO_o that is so odd...yet so funny...get mugshots,fingerprints and DNA...your hillarious!
6/26/2005 c1 ShadeShine
This is funny and...well...cool...and also well written.
This is funny and...well...cool...and also well written.
6/25/2005 c1 42Green Yoshi
1) Is there a time constraint? if so, I’d like to go with the longest possible time...2) Provalone, hands down3) I’m well known among the ladies, yes, really4) Dinner, walk on the beach and watch the sunset, maybe count some stars... so what if it’s cliche?5) It wouldn’t happen?6) A blue-green-cantaloup-broccoli-Humuhumunukunukuapua7) boring, lazy, ugly, short, fat, annoying, %#@*&, can I repeat that last one ten times?8) Phantom of the Opera, I like to sing along!9) No, although my friends are planning a trip to North Korea...10) 170cm-ish
42Green Yoshi1) Is there a time constraint? if so, I’d like to go with the longest possible time...2) Provalone, hands down3) I’m well known among the ladies, yes, really4) Dinner, walk on the beach and watch the sunset, maybe count some stars... so what if it’s cliche?5) It wouldn’t happen?6) A blue-green-cantaloup-broccoli-Humuhumunukunukuapua7) boring, lazy, ugly, short, fat, annoying, %#@*&, can I repeat that last one ten times?8) Phantom of the Opera, I like to sing along!9) No, although my friends are planning a trip to North Korea...10) 170cm-ish