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8/1/2005 c5 150SpawnMeister666
I can make a great cheese on toast. Haven't quite mastered beans on toast yet, as getting the beans out of the toaster is proving to be quite difficult.

Which reminds me, I need a new toaster.

8/1/2005 c4 SpawnMeister666
Something tells me that times like that are what makes parenthood worthwhile!

8/1/2005 c3 SpawnMeister666
That tends to happen to me a lot when I drink too much vodka and fall asleep sat on the throne!

8/1/2005 c2 SpawnMeister666
I hate married men who carry on dating other women. Do they not realise they already have a woman, and should leave the rest of the women to the poor unfortunates like me who dont have one yet?

8/1/2005 c1 SpawnMeister666
That pretty much sums up my life at the moment. Or at least, it would if I had any kids probably!

7/28/2005 c6 6Nobody-n-Particular
How strikingly honest to convey the insecurity.
7/28/2005 c5 Nobody-n-Particular
*laughs* Yes.
7/28/2005 c4 Nobody-n-Particular
Ah, guilt-trip amidst annoyance and frustration throughout the day reaching its peak.
7/28/2005 c3 Nobody-n-Particular
Heehee. Indeed.
7/28/2005 c2 Nobody-n-Particular
Blunt and effective.
7/28/2005 c1 Nobody-n-Particular
Ah, very common although not justified.
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