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15No Trust
Totally lamerrific.
No-one takes any of this 'adversity' seriously but oversensitive saps like you.
15No TrustTotally lamerrific.
No-one takes any of this 'adversity' seriously but oversensitive saps like you.
10/30/2005 c2 Fido FictionPress.Com Security
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10/30/2005 c2 27Typewriter King
"Why do you think so many people are allergic to peanuts all of a sudden? Peanuts are releasing toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten and now they're fighting back!"-Dale Gribble
"The state's monopoly has been dying for a few decades now, an obvious asymmetrical solution to the atom bomb, in my humble opinion. Big state wars are gone. We saw the last premeditated traditional state v. state war in the Persian Gulf fifteen years ago (if you call the latest one of 2003 “traditional,” than you're an idiot), and have since acknowledged the rise on non-state actors."-N0 Trust
I was ill during the “quote war.” At least, that's how I remember it. Huh.
Well, this chapter reads like a high school clique war, for here we have a drama geek (“geek” used only as a witticism) dissing the Goths.
Writing tip of the day: when quoting someone, one should point out when you're adding emphasis to a word. Fake Raptor didn't bold 'wasted,' and you should say so, journalist. You also used the plural “websites” when you wanted to use the possessive “website's.” Even if your spell-checker tells you I'm wrong, I'm right. Ha!
27Typewriter King"Why do you think so many people are allergic to peanuts all of a sudden? Peanuts are releasing toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten and now they're fighting back!"-Dale Gribble
"The state's monopoly has been dying for a few decades now, an obvious asymmetrical solution to the atom bomb, in my humble opinion. Big state wars are gone. We saw the last premeditated traditional state v. state war in the Persian Gulf fifteen years ago (if you call the latest one of 2003 “traditional,” than you're an idiot), and have since acknowledged the rise on non-state actors."-N0 Trust
I was ill during the “quote war.” At least, that's how I remember it. Huh.
Well, this chapter reads like a high school clique war, for here we have a drama geek (“geek” used only as a witticism) dissing the Goths.
Writing tip of the day: when quoting someone, one should point out when you're adding emphasis to a word. Fake Raptor didn't bold 'wasted,' and you should say so, journalist. You also used the plural “websites” when you wanted to use the possessive “website's.” Even if your spell-checker tells you I'm wrong, I'm right. Ha!
10/27/2005 c1 1Formerly
As childish as this is, the Typewriter King thing was pretty funny. The MrFlames one was entirely humorless, though. And while the thing as a whole does have its good moments, the fake game show thing is pretty lame.
1FormerlyAs childish as this is, the Typewriter King thing was pretty funny. The MrFlames one was entirely humorless, though. And while the thing as a whole does have its good moments, the fake game show thing is pretty lame.
10/26/2005 c1 6Absolut Hooliganism
I've this and the end of seperation and well, not to rain on your parade, but I'm not impressed in the slightest.You seem as if you are simply vilifying any who speak against you.But you are a good writer, you do have a pleasent way with words. I think it's interesting to see of all things an activist for Fictionpress, but the idea seems little more than novel, as very few of those you rail against will see these pieces you have here.Well, good luck with life, then... I suppose. Later.
6Absolut HooliganismI've this and the end of seperation and well, not to rain on your parade, but I'm not impressed in the slightest.You seem as if you are simply vilifying any who speak against you.But you are a good writer, you do have a pleasent way with words. I think it's interesting to see of all things an activist for Fictionpress, but the idea seems little more than novel, as very few of those you rail against will see these pieces you have here.Well, good luck with life, then... I suppose. Later.
10/26/2005 c1 6SilentBlueRose
Dude, AVDA was so not you. That was A Very Disappointing Author. Don't try to steal glory from the deceased.
I was rather disappointed when you mentioned me first on the list, then didn't even use my stuff yet. Got my hopes up and sent them crashing down again...
But yeah, take Typewriter King's advice, broaden your disclaimer to make sure people know it's fake representations of characters. You don't want people suing you.
And... shoot, forgot what else I was going to say... Oh yeah, you're even more attention deprived than I thought you were. You need to get a girlfriend, dude, seriously.
Have a nice day.
6SilentBlueRoseDude, AVDA was so not you. That was A Very Disappointing Author. Don't try to steal glory from the deceased.
I was rather disappointed when you mentioned me first on the list, then didn't even use my stuff yet. Got my hopes up and sent them crashing down again...
But yeah, take Typewriter King's advice, broaden your disclaimer to make sure people know it's fake representations of characters. You don't want people suing you.
And... shoot, forgot what else I was going to say... Oh yeah, you're even more attention deprived than I thought you were. You need to get a girlfriend, dude, seriously.
Have a nice day.
10/26/2005 c1 5A Very Disappointed Author
Aw, poor, poor typewriterking...
I see it is far more difficult to swallow the humor of others when it is YOUR reputation at stake rather then theirs...
well, suck it up kid, because I'm FAR from finished.
And as for fictional representations of people? HA! As far as I'm concerned this is as real as it gets and your getting a dose of your own medicine.
5A Very Disappointed AuthorAw, poor, poor typewriterking...
I see it is far more difficult to swallow the humor of others when it is YOUR reputation at stake rather then theirs...
well, suck it up kid, because I'm FAR from finished.
And as for fictional representations of people? HA! As far as I'm concerned this is as real as it gets and your getting a dose of your own medicine.
10/26/2005 c1 27Typewriter King
"Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm. But the harm does not interest them." -TS Elliot
Hello again, Justin. You forgot Poland, or rather, Mbwun.
I fail to see how anyone could see how my pointing out proper punctuation in my review to 'The Reality Of Fictional Bullying' could be viewed as vicious and... partisan? Not sure what commas and the Bush administration have to do with one another. Well, granted, they use commas in memos. In any case, you, Bryan, and Arn-The-Silent-Scream are the only people that ever send me hate mail over reviews I leave (and I've never even reviewed Arn's work), so it would seem many appreciate real critiques on their writing. I'm actually thanked more often than I'm loathed.
I should provide a tip: While I'm not humorless, others may take umbrage with you falsely quoting them. You want to expand your disclaimer to point out that you're actually writing about fictional versions of users. Also, beta readers are good for more than pointing out grammatical errors. I find that humor-writing works better when I have someone to bounce jokes off of first. This helps one write gags that don't seem forced.
You know my tagline! ♥ ♥This world is made of love and peace!♥ ♥
27Typewriter King"Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm. But the harm does not interest them." -TS Elliot
Hello again, Justin. You forgot Poland, or rather, Mbwun.
I fail to see how anyone could see how my pointing out proper punctuation in my review to 'The Reality Of Fictional Bullying' could be viewed as vicious and... partisan? Not sure what commas and the Bush administration have to do with one another. Well, granted, they use commas in memos. In any case, you, Bryan, and Arn-The-Silent-Scream are the only people that ever send me hate mail over reviews I leave (and I've never even reviewed Arn's work), so it would seem many appreciate real critiques on their writing. I'm actually thanked more often than I'm loathed.
I should provide a tip: While I'm not humorless, others may take umbrage with you falsely quoting them. You want to expand your disclaimer to point out that you're actually writing about fictional versions of users. Also, beta readers are good for more than pointing out grammatical errors. I find that humor-writing works better when I have someone to bounce jokes off of first. This helps one write gags that don't seem forced.
You know my tagline! ♥ ♥This world is made of love and peace!♥ ♥