for The Greatest Review Ever3/7/2006 c8 
15No Trust
Alleging some kind of psychosis to explain people's behaviour or expressed views is classic weaseldom. I think it's bullshit coming from intellectual giants like Ludwig von Mises and certainly it's bullshit coming from a dipshit like you.
Beyond that, half the time Max Krugman leaves a reasonably polite and constructive review. TK's record is even better. Mine is more questionable; I rarely deal with technical errors of grammar and spelling and am more interested with flaws in reasoning; some people would consider argument constructive and some people specifically say they're not interested in criticisms of their content. I don't care that much one way or the other, I read and review as I please.
15No TrustAlleging some kind of psychosis to explain people's behaviour or expressed views is classic weaseldom. I think it's bullshit coming from intellectual giants like Ludwig von Mises and certainly it's bullshit coming from a dipshit like you.
Beyond that, half the time Max Krugman leaves a reasonably polite and constructive review. TK's record is even better. Mine is more questionable; I rarely deal with technical errors of grammar and spelling and am more interested with flaws in reasoning; some people would consider argument constructive and some people specifically say they're not interested in criticisms of their content. I don't care that much one way or the other, I read and review as I please.
3/6/2006 c7 78WinterDeity
a few teeny mistakes (missing or adding a letter, unintentionally of course), but it happens to the best of us. Also, we seem to have a lot of the same views (you read my one thing in Just Ask Me, so you probably know what I'm talking about) on these certain "special" individuals. Loved it!~Winter~
78WinterDeitya few teeny mistakes (missing or adding a letter, unintentionally of course), but it happens to the best of us. Also, we seem to have a lot of the same views (you read my one thing in Just Ask Me, so you probably know what I'm talking about) on these certain "special" individuals. Loved it!~Winter~
3/5/2006 c1 WinterDeity
How the hell can people not like you? You're genius. And I don't see this as sinking down to their level because it's their fault if they decide to be assholes to others and to not expect any retaliation. You have a way with words, bitch.;) hehe
How the hell can people not like you? You're genius. And I don't see this as sinking down to their level because it's their fault if they decide to be assholes to others and to not expect any retaliation. You have a way with words, bitch.;) hehe
2/22/2006 c1 23iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
You know, now that I know who's who, I'm actually enjoying it. Please. Do continue.
23iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetryYou know, now that I know who's who, I'm actually enjoying it. Please. Do continue.
2/10/2006 c1 6The L Factor
Ah yes, pretty much another hit with me, you kidder you.
Don't listen to what these dolts tell you. Ignore them and keep writing. As a matter of fact, ignore me and keep writing, because that's really all that matters. (Can you tell I'm a libertarian at heart?)
Anyways. I'd still like to take you up on that game of Truth or Dare someday.
Chadios,The L Factor
6The L FactorAh yes, pretty much another hit with me, you kidder you.
Don't listen to what these dolts tell you. Ignore them and keep writing. As a matter of fact, ignore me and keep writing, because that's really all that matters. (Can you tell I'm a libertarian at heart?)
Anyways. I'd still like to take you up on that game of Truth or Dare someday.
Chadios,The L Factor
2/5/2006 c1 Thoughtful Dude
Just thought to point out a few things. Cause, you know, we all want you to be a better writer and all.
"I love this, its so much fun to read."
This would be a run-on. Even worse, however, is that you're confusing "its" with "it's." I'm sure you've heard this several times before, but another repetition might do you some good. You see, "its" is possessive, while "it's" stands for "it is." Keep that in mind, why don't you.
"anyway keep it up, and everyone else whose reviewed, and you know who I'm talking about your really stupid and need to shup up!"
Yet another run-on and just a badly-structured sentence in general. Again, you're confusing words that sound the same but spelled differently-twice. Again, "whose" is possessive and is quite distinct from what you really mean to write: "who's." Again, "your" is also possessive and is quite distinct from what you really mean to write: "you're."
"lol"
Use this term only if you're thirteen or if you're an idiot.
"The One, the only,~AVDA"
That squiggly thing makes you look awfully girlish. Lose it. Unless, of course, you're really a girl-physically, at heart, or otherwise.
Just thought to point out a few things. Cause, you know, we all want you to be a better writer and all.
"I love this, its so much fun to read."
This would be a run-on. Even worse, however, is that you're confusing "its" with "it's." I'm sure you've heard this several times before, but another repetition might do you some good. You see, "its" is possessive, while "it's" stands for "it is." Keep that in mind, why don't you.
"anyway keep it up, and everyone else whose reviewed, and you know who I'm talking about your really stupid and need to shup up!"
Yet another run-on and just a badly-structured sentence in general. Again, you're confusing words that sound the same but spelled differently-twice. Again, "whose" is possessive and is quite distinct from what you really mean to write: "who's." Again, "your" is also possessive and is quite distinct from what you really mean to write: "you're."
"lol"
Use this term only if you're thirteen or if you're an idiot.
"The One, the only,~AVDA"
That squiggly thing makes you look awfully girlish. Lose it. Unless, of course, you're really a girl-physically, at heart, or otherwise.
12/26/2005 c1 Jose Martinez
Yes, you are an attention whore. And this is news to who?
Yes, you are an attention whore. And this is news to who?
12/26/2005 c7 AVDA
No, alas I did not.
Like you said yourself, it was very obvious that "The REAL AVDA", "Spyglass700", and "Bono" were all the same people.
The only thing similar between those reviews besides the fact that they were all left by the same people was that they all lack my writing style.
So no, they are not me, I do see why you would have asked though, and looking back I kind of wish it had been me. That way you all coulf get fired up again and start leaving the same stupid reviews that have made me laugh for quite some time now.
Oh, crap. I just told you what I've been doing, oh well. Yes, its true, I've just been leaving reviews simply to stir things up everytime you quiet down, when you guys get thorns in your sides your reactions are almost too funny to handle in one sitting.
Hoop, after hoop, after hoop.
You won't agree to it because you don't like it, but I'm playing you all like a finely tuned guitar. I am the puppetmaster if you will.
Dance my puppets, dance!
The One, The Only~AVDA
No, alas I did not.
Like you said yourself, it was very obvious that "The REAL AVDA", "Spyglass700", and "Bono" were all the same people.
The only thing similar between those reviews besides the fact that they were all left by the same people was that they all lack my writing style.
So no, they are not me, I do see why you would have asked though, and looking back I kind of wish it had been me. That way you all coulf get fired up again and start leaving the same stupid reviews that have made me laugh for quite some time now.
Oh, crap. I just told you what I've been doing, oh well. Yes, its true, I've just been leaving reviews simply to stir things up everytime you quiet down, when you guys get thorns in your sides your reactions are almost too funny to handle in one sitting.
Hoop, after hoop, after hoop.
You won't agree to it because you don't like it, but I'm playing you all like a finely tuned guitar. I am the puppetmaster if you will.
Dance my puppets, dance!
The One, The Only~AVDA
12/26/2005 c1 Jose Martinez
AVDA, did you make an imitation of yourself just so you could flatter yourself? That's just sad.
AVDA, did you make an imitation of yourself just so you could flatter yourself? That's just sad.
12/25/2005 c1 AVDA
haha, I guess when you can't be the best, the next best thing is to imitate it.
"Actually, I just got back from a week long vacation today. I don't really understand why someone has started masquerading as me, but oh well, I don't care.
hmm, why would someone pretend to be me? Anyway, they are right, in a way. There is a rule to my reviews that I follow. Knowing there is a rule will help you understand. But sadly, even my imposter has not mastered it.
The REAL, The one, The only~AVDA"
Not me. Simple as that, doesn't match my style, but to repeat myself for a third time is useless.
Either way, imitation is the ultimate type of flattery so I do not mind the indulgence, in fact, if I may say so myself, I feel it is way overdue.
The one, The only (therefore eliminating the need to say "the REAL")~AVDA
haha, I guess when you can't be the best, the next best thing is to imitate it.
"Actually, I just got back from a week long vacation today. I don't really understand why someone has started masquerading as me, but oh well, I don't care.
hmm, why would someone pretend to be me? Anyway, they are right, in a way. There is a rule to my reviews that I follow. Knowing there is a rule will help you understand. But sadly, even my imposter has not mastered it.
The REAL, The one, The only~AVDA"
Not me. Simple as that, doesn't match my style, but to repeat myself for a third time is useless.
Either way, imitation is the ultimate type of flattery so I do not mind the indulgence, in fact, if I may say so myself, I feel it is way overdue.
The one, The only (therefore eliminating the need to say "the REAL")~AVDA
12/25/2005 c1 Jose Martinez
This is just a theory, but I think that you can tell when people are writing fake reviews when they post only one review per essay chapter. For instance, the last 3 reviews were signed for chapter 1, 2, and 3. So, I believe "The REAL AVDA", "Spyglass700", and "Bono" are all really the same person.
This is just a theory, but I think that you can tell when people are writing fake reviews when they post only one review per essay chapter. For instance, the last 3 reviews were signed for chapter 1, 2, and 3. So, I believe "The REAL AVDA", "Spyglass700", and "Bono" are all really the same person.
12/25/2005 c3 Bono
All you need is love and bulgari sunglasses. However, people with big ideas have wanted more. The fanficcers have been coming to FP for years... going back to the Great Famine when the ficcers where on the run from starvation... and an Ann Rice that couldn't care less. Right up to today, you know, there are more fanficcers here on FP today that ever... some illegal... some legal. A lot of them are running from George Lucas... some run from the troubles in anti-slashers... from the hatred of the pro-Relena faction... and torture... others from wild acts of terrorism like we had today in a forum, where eleven people lay trolled, and many more injured.
And let me tell you something... I've had enough of fanficcers who haven't been back to ff.net in 20 or 30 years, come up to me and talk about the resistance, the revolution on FP. And the glory of the revolution. And the glory of bein parodied for the revolution.
Fuck the revolution!
They don't talk about the glory of trolling for the revolution...
What's the glory... in taking a man from his bed, and sending him hate mail in front of his wife and his children? Where's the glory in that? Where's the glory in google bombing down someone's profile, elevating porn sites with meta tags and spam links? Where's the glory in that? To leave them dying... or crippled for life... or dead from porn... under the rubble of smut... of a revolution... that the majority of the people on my website don't want.
No more! Sing! No more!
I'm trying to say that worse than the review boards that have been torn down, worse than the wreckage of FP is the BITTERNESS in peoples' hearts. That's what you've got to fight against. I'm not pushing some big idea here with this jubilee, I'm just a rockstar.
IS THIS CHRISTMAS? IS THIS CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE?
Buy an iPod, don't worry about selling out, don't kill Irish, forgive Africans, let Xing Li do what he wants with his website. Daw Aung San Suu Kyi is still under house arrest! Buy an iPod!
-The Fly
All you need is love and bulgari sunglasses. However, people with big ideas have wanted more. The fanficcers have been coming to FP for years... going back to the Great Famine when the ficcers where on the run from starvation... and an Ann Rice that couldn't care less. Right up to today, you know, there are more fanficcers here on FP today that ever... some illegal... some legal. A lot of them are running from George Lucas... some run from the troubles in anti-slashers... from the hatred of the pro-Relena faction... and torture... others from wild acts of terrorism like we had today in a forum, where eleven people lay trolled, and many more injured.
And let me tell you something... I've had enough of fanficcers who haven't been back to ff.net in 20 or 30 years, come up to me and talk about the resistance, the revolution on FP. And the glory of the revolution. And the glory of bein parodied for the revolution.
Fuck the revolution!
They don't talk about the glory of trolling for the revolution...
What's the glory... in taking a man from his bed, and sending him hate mail in front of his wife and his children? Where's the glory in that? Where's the glory in google bombing down someone's profile, elevating porn sites with meta tags and spam links? Where's the glory in that? To leave them dying... or crippled for life... or dead from porn... under the rubble of smut... of a revolution... that the majority of the people on my website don't want.
No more! Sing! No more!
I'm trying to say that worse than the review boards that have been torn down, worse than the wreckage of FP is the BITTERNESS in peoples' hearts. That's what you've got to fight against. I'm not pushing some big idea here with this jubilee, I'm just a rockstar.
IS THIS CHRISTMAS? IS THIS CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE?
Buy an iPod, don't worry about selling out, don't kill Irish, forgive Africans, let Xing Li do what he wants with his website. Daw Aung San Suu Kyi is still under house arrest! Buy an iPod!
-The Fly
12/25/2005 c2 Spyglass700
This is an example of what I mentioned in the essay defending complete strangers. People continue to accusepeople like AVDA, who help complete strangers like raptor, of being very childish but are hypocrites when they posttragically childish writing like this. This site was highly praised by a gooddeal of my friends, who aren't AVDA and raptor, yet everytime I sign on, I continue to be disappointed bythe number of immature users that are present here. I’m very disappointed in all of you, so disappointed that I'll stand up for this complete stranger that I've never known before.
That previous review wasn't my real boyfriend and everything he just said is bullshit.
This is an example of what I mentioned in the essay defending complete strangers. People continue to accusepeople like AVDA, who help complete strangers like raptor, of being very childish but are hypocrites when they posttragically childish writing like this. This site was highly praised by a gooddeal of my friends, who aren't AVDA and raptor, yet everytime I sign on, I continue to be disappointed bythe number of immature users that are present here. I’m very disappointed in all of you, so disappointed that I'll stand up for this complete stranger that I've never known before.
That previous review wasn't my real boyfriend and everything he just said is bullshit.
12/24/2005 c1 The REAL AVDA
Actually, I just got back from a week long vacation today. I don't really understand why someone has started masquerading as me, but oh well, I don't care.
hmm, why would someone pretend to be me? Anyway, they are right, in a way. There is a rule to my reviews that I follow. Knowing there is a rule will help you understand. But sadly, even my imposter has not mastered it.
The REAL, The one, The only~AVDA
Actually, I just got back from a week long vacation today. I don't really understand why someone has started masquerading as me, but oh well, I don't care.
hmm, why would someone pretend to be me? Anyway, they are right, in a way. There is a rule to my reviews that I follow. Knowing there is a rule will help you understand. But sadly, even my imposter has not mastered it.
The REAL, The one, The only~AVDA
12/24/2005 c6 AVDA
Haha, nope...not me guys
Funny thing is that I do know who it was and I didn't realize that they felt that way about me
hmm, shows what happens when you think you know someone
anyway, no, you're wrong sorry. Like I said before any and all reviews I leave ahve a certain aspect about them that make them mine...you really all should have picked up on that by now, but apparently you keep missing it. Oh well.
The one, The only~AVDA
Haha, nope...not me guys
Funny thing is that I do know who it was and I didn't realize that they felt that way about me
hmm, shows what happens when you think you know someone
anyway, no, you're wrong sorry. Like I said before any and all reviews I leave ahve a certain aspect about them that make them mine...you really all should have picked up on that by now, but apparently you keep missing it. Oh well.
The one, The only~AVDA