1/3/2006 c1 27kippinator
Good lord, I hate it when freshmen do that. They do it all the time, in my school. You'll be late for class, and this kid, who's roughly half your height, will be standing in front of you yammering at her little friends, who are also half your height, and they apparently don't hear when you politely ask them to move their fat asses, and you don't want to just bowl them over because that would be like turning a squirrel into roadkill with an SUV, so you try to gently shove them to one side, and depending on the individuals, they'll either just stand there planted, or they'll snap back around like a rubber band and be up in your face like "Dude, why'd you push me? I was just standing here!" and then the bell rings and you didn't have time to go to your locker, so you just say, "You know what, kid, screw you," and shove past them to get to your class, and end up getting there late and pissed, all because of the goddamn freshmen. Erm... sorry 'bout that... *ahem*

1/3/2006 c1 1Formerly
It's not funny. It could have been if you'd put a little more effort into it, but something this short and nondescript won't be funny unless you're a P. G. Wodehouse. Your class is filled with idiots.