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for Keeping Women in the Kitchen

1/26/2011 c1 Locke
Hilarious satire, you're a true comedian.
4/13/2010 c1 Eternal Evanescence
You do realize that men have been know to stay home and take care of the kids now a days while the woman works, right? And that there's this thing called paternal instincts? Not only do you act as if females were property, but you also seem to not know much about fathers and their children. I can't imagine why you'd want a girl that acts like a robot (That's pretty sick.), but of course I am a girl myself.

(A girl who hates cooking and children might I add.)
12/20/2006 c1 scarletquillraven
The problem with this piece is that it's had to tell wether this is your real opinion, or if you are giving examples of the attatudes of some parts of societey. As a feminist, I am praying it is the latter.
9/28/2006 c1 4Rio Madeira
I'm hoping this is a joke. But assuming that it isn't, please tell me where you got these short-sighted, paleo-chauvinist ideas from. No man should make a woman reject their career for their own gain. If you intend to marry a career woman and transform her into a housewife, I wish you luck in finding a career woman who would want you in the first place.
8/29/2006 c1 8Hyacinthe Wing
...What the hell?Fine. Go ahead. Have your misogynistic worldview. Go on, believe it. Celebrate it. And don't think for a moment about the fact that the reason mankind is seperate from other animals is because of our ability to rise above, even deny, our instincts. Let's all go back to the good old days of hunting, gathering, migration and female enslavement. Oh, and smallpox, typhoid, cholera, bubonic plague, syphilis, etc. Cerebral cortex? Who needs it?This strongly tempts me to write a counter-essay on how to manipulate and subdue men, from a female point of view, but I'm not going to bother.
6/27/2006 c1 5Joseph Mises
This is hilarious as a satire, but ignorantly incredulous.

I think I'll bring this to the University group seminar tomorrow...

Good job!

Are you a comedian?

Seriously, because this was funny.

I like male=female congruence.

Read the Gospel of Thomas.
2/12/2006 c1 15No Trust
You try to pass off these essays as being written by different people but I’m convinced that they’re all written by the same person – they all display the same vulgar scientism, shallow pseudo-economic conceptualizations of human relationships, and (when it comes right down to it) writing style. The stereotypical tendencies you saddle on religionists and traditionalists in your ‘enlightened’ essays are on ridiculously overblown display in these obvious satires written from mock-religionist viewpoints.
2/5/2006 c1 Siro
If you meant this essay to be a satire, then well done. You made me laugh.
2/5/2006 c1 43UBambassador2006
I'm a male and this essay made me sick. I am guessing that you will be lacking any kind of relationship that actually means anything if you treat women like property. I wonder, do you think of your mother like this as well?

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