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8/19/2016 c1 Anna
6/28/2013 c1 Dorin Williams
this is not a review i am saying that silver in no ways hurts vampires and a vampire is not a dead werewolf
3/12/2013 c1 Guest
so i learned that vampires have mant clans the names r fdtsrujt fatatqqe2f fwtawzaD GFGseFSDGRD GFHXHR fdgfhnfdhn gdfhfytrjh rx and jshhtyuthgnwvy
11/8/2012 c1 DonaldJ
This stuff really happened.. Humanity needs this solution.. Do with it what you will..


Original post to: Mr. Lumley, Sci-fi writer:

Re: "Korath holds the key to the Mobius equations, Jake can't just kick him out . . . though he's certainly trying."


It's simple.. Jake envisions primal universal-core fire coming from his own core outward, to making a shell of cleansing fire around his being.. Jake maintains a clear focus of the vampires violently detaching to escape the flames.. Jake being quick reflexed, seizes their sucker tubes, holding them tightly tethered, envisions jamming wooden stakes into each of their hearts simultaneously.. then peace reigns, as Jake is again free and clear of parasites and excremental dogma...

Seems vampires are attracted to those who are doing their all to quell lingering pain from past injuries.. Victim pumps a lot of bio-anesthetics to silence the pain.. To vampires bio-morphine is candy.. is why the vampires are creating so much pain on the planet for humanity, so they can perpetually banquette feed..

Where do you find vampires..? In democracy, in church, in blood banks, in the bullies, george brush, prime ministers, in ashrams (bagwan & his colleagues), tyrants, tyrant's mindless robotic militia police systems, royals, the medical industry which targets only symptoms, and maintains disease for profit and candy, exploiting the masses as a food crop.. Leaving the masses only enough life force essence to maintain themselves 7% alive and 7% mobile, like how we plant seeds, let the planet grow the plants, then we eat the plant's babies, and just let the mummy/daddy plants die in the dirt, dig their expired corpses into the dirt, and start it all over again the next year...

There is probably some quality "over the line" source material for you in my little yahoo blog thread, your majesty..


Side note: 37 years ago, an x-girlfriend attended Bagwan's ashram in India.. Seems Bagwan, in a tent with his colleague vampires, runs a little bs ceremony in which he plunges a finger into the female student's vagina.. is when the vampire demon likely deposits a demon-egg or demon-sperm...

Upon my notifying America's FBI and CIA about my little experience with the Bagwan vampire medallion, America exterminated Bagwan 6-weeks later..
Did you know there are little vampires in those wooden disk Bagwan medallions..? Are there other such medallions out there in the world, draining humanity's essence as candy..? But one day their excessive feeding will extinct their food crop, and their food will have to be rats and bugs, and themselves...
10/18/2006 c1 4Evilkitten811
Vampires are not dead werewolves. werewlves are wolfs/men. Vampiers are not. silver does not work on vampers only werewolves. If you want to go with myths vampiers are actualy the childerin of the devil.
7/23/2006 c1 plok
While it is funny to see such a ridiculous situation analyzed so thoughtfully and seriously (and you do a good job of it), I still can't quite manage to get over the fact that this is basically an informative essay. It is presented as a field guide and as such, even though it is about fending off a vampire/werewolf invasion, it comes off as a collection of dry facts. Section 2 and 3 were the most notable in this regard.

All in all it's novel and well planned, just a tad too cumbersome at parts.
7/22/2006 c1 23Eilisch
I love it...done cleverly and wittily, with plenty of "scientific facts."
7/22/2006 c1 Lina
Pretty intresting but wouldn't there be alot of vampires if them biting a human transformed them into a vampire?

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