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7/24/2008 c6 Lady Knight of Sherwood Castle
Yes, I am back again and I have a few quotes:

ok maybe more than a few...

• The early bird get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

• The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

• Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…

• All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.

• Adults are just kids with money.

• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

• Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.

• Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

• Anyone can hate. It costs to love.

• Don’t drown the man who taught you to swim.

• I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

• Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

• Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

• Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

• Pressure makes diamonds.

• Beat the 5 o’clock rush - Leave work at noon.

• I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

• Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

• The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

• The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

• Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.

• Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

• Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though

• I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone

• Guns don’t kill people — people do.

• A winner listens, a loser just waits untill it is their turn to talk.

• Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorry.

• If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

• I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

• If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

• I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

• He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

• Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

• Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

• Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

• Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

• We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

• The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.

• Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

• Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

• Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

• I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

• You have enemies ? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

• The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

• Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

• You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

• You shall judge a man by his enemies as well as by his friends.

• If you want to make peace, you don’t talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.

• There are only two people who can tell you the truth about yourself : an enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly.

• I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

• Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

• As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

• Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.

• When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

• Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

• Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

• Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

• A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

• Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

• To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

• To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.

• A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

• You do not really understand something unless you can explain it

to your grandmother

• It's a catastrophic success.

• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

• The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

• I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

• The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.

• A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

• I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.

• A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

• I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

• We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

• When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

• Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

• I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

• A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

• Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

• Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

• He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.

• I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

• Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a thought.

• What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

• Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

• You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.

• Not all people are annoying. Some are dead.

• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

• No opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing.

• Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

• I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

• I feel like the scarecrow in the wizard of oz….if I only had a brain

• Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

• Ah…nothing like fresh sarcasm in the morning! Now I can finally start my day.

• There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

• I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

• When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

• Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

• My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil

• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

• The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

• I'd call you a tool, but even THEY serve a purpose.

• If you call that hard work, a koala’s life would look heroic.

• Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

• Death is life's way of telling you that you've been fired.

• I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.

• Before giving someone a piece of your mind, remember to leave a little something for yourself.

• If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

• Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail.

• Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

• Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

• For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

• Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

• Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

• Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

• Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks you tomorrow.

• If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

• I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy.

• An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.

• A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

• If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut.

• Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

• You will find it a distinct help… if you know and look as if you know what you are doing.


7/21/2008 c28 2Phantos
In a way, that would be a good end for this book. One serious cliffhanger, though...

Yin and Paine, working together... It's bizzare! I love it. And it seems like Noir got his wish for a friend... :D

Please, not such a long delay next time!
7/20/2008 c28 2Once upon a smile
Geez, I just fall more and more in love with this story! You're the ultimate writer... Nocte's family! I hope they'll all be okay...
7/20/2008 c28 4Morgan Davis
AHAHAH! yay! of course nocte is going to save her family! this is probably where the elders had that vision of nocte's skeleton army in the lawn! MUWHAHAHAAH! i can't wait to see what those old koots do when they see her!
7/19/2008 c28 Selena Lyle
I absolutely adored this chapter! :) It's really awesome of you to update and I understand how busy you are since you're taking courses in the summer. Please don't feel bad as we're all happy you're writing Nocte in the first place :D Wow, this really satisfied the Paine fangirl in me xD NOCTE got to see him shirtless :O albeit bloody LOL. Anywho, please update when you have time! Can't wait to read more! :)


Selena Lyle
7/19/2008 c28 4Mistress DragonFlame
Yay! I like her father, but wouldn't others be trying to at least read their lips, after all-Umbra /is/ the Yin head.
7/19/2008 c28 4Undecided.And.Confused
*claps hands loudly* YAY! What a great chapter! Although I did slightly forget who some of the people were. I'm seriously starting to think that there might be something between Nocte and Paine. *suspicious glare* PLease update soon!
7/9/2008 c27 3Yu Jin
I absolutely LOVE this series. I've read through your books non-stop. I'm serious. I spent 25 hours of non-stop reading to finish the first three volumes of Nocte Yin.

Is there a possibility that Farhat could become Nocte's familiar? Since ... angels could be familiars too. Why not angels of death?

Either ways, I hope Farhat stays for a long long time.

Good luck with university. I know it's difficult to find time, but when summer break of holiday comes, bring your fans some relief and at least finish this volume. Man. We all could really do with some writer's block wards too. Seriously.
7/7/2008 c27 Arianna
Congrats on one year of NY:AHW!

The one year anniversary has come and almost gone, and it sounds as if the end of this story is near.

If I remember correctly, I don't believe you have spent more than a year finishing any single Nocte Yin since you began based upon the published and updated dates on FictionPress.

Well, just wanted to encourage you to keep up the great work!
7/6/2008 c27 Bek
Dude! You know I love your writing - but its been a whole MONTH since you updated! Is everything all right?
6/15/2008 c27 10C.M.F Wright
I loved the humor in this chapter, particularly the soap opera/popcorn comments - so funny! The coup d'etat was an awesome twist.

My one criticism is that you've accumulated so many characters, I'm having a little trouble keeping them straight at this point (though perhaps this is due to the long update times between chapters - shame on you!) I had a hard time remembering who Lord Bloodstone and Melantha were, for example. I also thought the chapter flow was a little rushed, but you did say you wrote it in 5 hours...

- Harmonic Discord, straight from the Review Marathon (link in profile)
6/15/2008 c27 2Phantos
Wow, I totally expected you to end it with the last chapter and save all of this for the next story.

For being written in five hours, this chapter is pretty good. I like the little quips about this being a book, especially the bit about the disembodied voices.

Paine deserves a pat on the back. He knows when to take control. I like him. (And Noir.)

Also, way to go Siyamak! All the other boys are jealous... :P

Is this the longest Nocte yet?
6/14/2008 c27 Nara Merald
Aw yeah. I love Pain and Noir. Noir more, but still, Pain is awesome. I don't have anything particularly useful to say. Still here, still reading, still enjoying. The End.
6/13/2008 c27 4Mistress DragonFlame
Heehee, you have to love the side-along comments directed towards the auther.
6/13/2008 c27 Wolf-of-Five-Elements
Nice... so i guess this is what seperates stories on the web and books. Books wouldn't draw attention to random people appearing out of nowhere. ^^
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