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7/29/2011 c1 Tricorvus
Just beautiful. True. I have to tell a funny story on myself and my late mother. She was 86 when the final Harry Potter book came out. Exactly 5 days past. When book 5 (or was it 6?) came out on her birthday (July 16), I promised her that I would not READ the book on her birthday. At 6 pm, she was tired of me acting like an idiot, apparently, and said "READ the damn thing already!" So I did. When the 7th book came out, she came along for the ride. She told me, as I got in the car, book in hand, "Now, look, you know what your blood pressure is like. Read the ending, so if it's horrible, I can drive us home while you cry. If it's good, just get us home in one piece is all I ask." I told her the final words were "All was well" and that the families had met up at the platform, sending off their own kids. I was worried that Fred and George and their families weren't mentioned... Of course, I refuse to accept Fred's death. Kudos.
7/17/2010 c1 pulses can drive from here
I can tell how much you love Harry Potter by reading this essay. I too like the series but, though I'm disappointed in it being over, I don't believe it's the end. Yes, there shall be no more adventures from the mind of dear JK Rowling but still we have encountered Harry's journey, so we should be grateful he has made his way into our lives and hearts. Thank you for putting the effort into this essay.
6/17/2009 c1 5fictionlover185
Aw, harry potters gone. Its nice, and i hope you keep writing more.
3/3/2009 c1 Moneta
WOW.

this was...deep. and it really hits the nail on the head.

wow.
11/30/2007 c1 138Darker Hershey
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7/20/2007 c1 27Typewriter King
"THE SCAR HAD NOT PAINED HARRY FOR 19 YEARS. ALL WAS WELL"
7/18/2007 c1 2Moonhowler0-0
I know. I'm so excited for the book, but deep down, I'm gonna be so sad that I no longer will have those excitable times to wait for the next one. I guess I have to find a new series to obssess about. I remember when it was only the first three books that were out. I remember my third grade teacher reading the first book to us in class and the Christmas I got the second and third book. I also remember the times that my friends and I or my sister and I would play Harry Potter for hours. Harry Potter has helped not only me but others in bad times. When I felt things were getting bad, I retreated to my room with one of the books and was instantly cheered up by the familiar characters and powerful plots. Thanks to J.K. Rowling. Thanks to her writing a wonderful series that has touched my heart and soul and have inspired me to soldier on.
7/18/2007 c1 127Rickman-Fan-Girl
Wow that was beautiful and I admit that I am very nervous about the last book coming out. As a writer I know the thing that would shock everyone the most is having Harry Potter die, but as a fan I hope that doesn't happen. We all know that at least two main characters are going to die, but who. Just three more days until we discover that answer. Anyways thanks for such a great essay, it's always nice to meet a fellow HP fan.

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