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7/31/2012 c3 Guest
hillarious! i especially loved the one on billing each personality.

i am a training psychiatrist and i might just pull that one ! LOL!
12/14/2011 c3 amuxchan
It was very funny. My brother really liked the doctor one where he mentioned voices and jugular.
6/10/2009 c1 9humanprose
I absolutely adore this.
4/21/2009 c1 48Julia Wall
THis had me doubled over in laughter. Keep it up!
2/15/2009 c3 2Abbigail Cross
"Like you want to submit a review? No? Alright, I'll adjust your dosage."

That was funny.

“I’m more into the “touchy” side of these “touchy-feely matters,” so if you could quickly make yourself comfortable on the couch…”

*Snort* Yeah, uh...I'm glad I live in a cell with white padded walls and no people...
9/13/2008 c1 20Minor Masterpiece
“The bad news is, we’ve discovered a malignant cancerous tumor. However, there is some good news: I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.”

“Common medical procedure tells me to make a small incision here. But… the voices tell me a gaping six inch cut near the jugular would be more appropriate.”

Oh these two were my favorite!

Did you come up with these on your own? If so, amazing you are an amazingly witty person! I'm off to read the other two now!
9/12/2008 c3 3Cinnia Aine
Augh! *Dodges extra dosage.* The shrinks are at it again!
9/12/2008 c2 Cinnia Aine
This is funny! I suggest teachers, bankers, hmm... you've already done shrinks, a prinipal, a school nurse, cab driver, pessimist vs. optimist, drunk person, and I can't think of anything else so... yeah...
9/12/2008 c1 Cinnia Aine
That's good. Really good! I cracked up when I started reading it!
9/5/2008 c3 5Tsubasa Rose
I can't think of anything negative so here's two positives:

First off- these are really really funny. I have a shrink and if he said any of these to me, i would freak out. And yet funny as they are, I wouldn't be surprised if he did. So I guess I'm saying they are mostly funny within the realm of the real- ...or something to that affect lol

Second: They are in quote form, but I like that several have pauses to show the interaction of the shrunk (er... i mean patient). Because I know I would say say something as well. This might be border line the same compliment as the previous good thing. so one more for good measure.

Third: I like how mean they are. It's just so ironic that someone who is basically paid for an hour or so a week to "care and listen" would be the one to tear you down.

I gotta check the other two out ^_^
8/21/2008 c1 24Serenity Takaishi
HAHAHAH! loved it. But i'm kinda mortifyed to get surgery now. lol
7/24/2008 c3 33Sit In Solemn Silence
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! heeheeheeheehee! I can't stop laughing, this story is absolutely hilarious. You are a literary genius!
7/21/2008 c3 5icebladechic16
Oh my goodness! I laughed at every one of these. They're horrible things to say! The last one is the best, it's so true about country songs!
6/30/2008 c3 1Very Serious
Hilarious. I mean, there's nothing to critique (this is for the Review Game) seeing as it's a list of extremely funny quotes (that, you are correct, I definitely don't want to hear from docs/surgeons/psychiatrists). Suggestions for future chapters: Plumbers (you'd be surprised), Bus drivers, professional chefs, your mother. Feel free to ignore the suggestions and go on as planned. Very clever, funny stuff.
5/22/2008 c3 21Sercus Kaynine
Ha! This was funny. I like the psychiatrist one the best, since my mom's a psychiatrist.

You should definitely do one on lawyers. And politicians. THat would be awesome!
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