for Brothers2/12/2010 c1 Hidden Flowers
I have three brothers and one sister. I do wish I had an older brother, though. My friends in grade school thought I was teasing when I said that having a big brother to harass and comfort in the same breath would be fun.
I have three brothers and one sister. I do wish I had an older brother, though. My friends in grade school thought I was teasing when I said that having a big brother to harass and comfort in the same breath would be fun.
1/14/2008 c1 
7Silencia
hilarious! I have a yougner brother too and the theory is correct if you look at him! :D XD
7Silenciahilarious! I have a yougner brother too and the theory is correct if you look at him! :D XD
1/4/2008 c1 martyfalafel
I would laugh if I weren't currently suffering the extreme discomfort of having to live in close proximity to BOTH of the species of brother...even more unfortunately, the semi-cuter-almost-tolerable-when-hes-asleep younger brother is out-numbered 4 to 1 by the more obnoxious older breed.
I'd like to say that your essay contained no truth at all and that my brothers are gems...but my mother brought me up not to lie...Older brothers do serve two purposes however: reaching the high shelves in the kitchen when I blackmail them into submission, and scaring off unwanted attention from other brother-like males. On the flip side though, they tend to scare off the wanted attention too.
But, as a sister to those beasts, I have to applaud you. Totally true, and even funnier because of it. I don't think you ever really came out and insulted anyone either...which takes skill as well as admirable restraint. I think a WOOT!WOOT! is called for
I would laugh if I weren't currently suffering the extreme discomfort of having to live in close proximity to BOTH of the species of brother...even more unfortunately, the semi-cuter-almost-tolerable-when-hes-asleep younger brother is out-numbered 4 to 1 by the more obnoxious older breed.
I'd like to say that your essay contained no truth at all and that my brothers are gems...but my mother brought me up not to lie...Older brothers do serve two purposes however: reaching the high shelves in the kitchen when I blackmail them into submission, and scaring off unwanted attention from other brother-like males. On the flip side though, they tend to scare off the wanted attention too.
But, as a sister to those beasts, I have to applaud you. Totally true, and even funnier because of it. I don't think you ever really came out and insulted anyone either...which takes skill as well as admirable restraint. I think a WOOT!WOOT! is called for