2/19/2010 c1 6The Saturday Storytellers
Okay, usually I don't review poetry, but being the big perv I am, I saw line 4 and had to read more!
Ah yes, the 'get a bigger penis' emails. I used to get them even when my email address referred to my being female. Between you and me, I don't think the spammers vet them. Perhaps they're assuming I'll turn away from the computer and call out, 'Oy, Jason! Did you ever think your thing was a bit small, only I do...'
Because that's just so likely, isn't it?
"And the trash is where it will finally end up." Well, the trash folder, I assume you mean?
"And no! I don’t want to have sex over the phone!" Have I just not read my spam emails lately or do they offer phone sex now? This final line doesn't quite fit for me because it appears to be spoken more to an over-enthusiastic boyfriend, classmate or pizza delivery boy.
- Pay back via Academy.
- From the Roadhouse.
Okay, usually I don't review poetry, but being the big perv I am, I saw line 4 and had to read more!
Ah yes, the 'get a bigger penis' emails. I used to get them even when my email address referred to my being female. Between you and me, I don't think the spammers vet them. Perhaps they're assuming I'll turn away from the computer and call out, 'Oy, Jason! Did you ever think your thing was a bit small, only I do...'
Because that's just so likely, isn't it?
"And the trash is where it will finally end up." Well, the trash folder, I assume you mean?
"And no! I don’t want to have sex over the phone!" Have I just not read my spam emails lately or do they offer phone sex now? This final line doesn't quite fit for me because it appears to be spoken more to an over-enthusiastic boyfriend, classmate or pizza delivery boy.
- Pay back via Academy.
- From the Roadhouse.
7/27/2009 c1 3BlaznFangurl
Lol, that was funny...I have an email account just for bulk and I have to literally click delete each time, ah my poor finger...Anyways good stuff here!
Lol, that was funny...I have an email account just for bulk and I have to literally click delete each time, ah my poor finger...Anyways good stuff here!
8/14/2008 c1 588Setsuna529
As someone who wins the UK National Lottery once a day, I find this quite amusing. Great poem! :)
As someone who wins the UK National Lottery once a day, I find this quite amusing. Great poem! :)
8/1/2008 c1 Lise Meitner
This is very good - it made me laugh! I hate getting junk mail. I enjoyed this...keep writing! :)
This is very good - it made me laugh! I hate getting junk mail. I enjoyed this...keep writing! :)
7/27/2008 c1 53Katie Nicole
Haha! I love this, it's so true. I love that you toss in the fact that you're a woman, cause I don't have a penis to enlarge, either. It kind of gets old. They could at least try to send us female-oriented crap.
Funny stuff :D
Haha! I love this, it's so true. I love that you toss in the fact that you're a woman, cause I don't have a penis to enlarge, either. It kind of gets old. They could at least try to send us female-oriented crap.
Funny stuff :D
6/27/2008 c1 3NotMyShoes
This is good and definitely funny, but the rhyme scheme seemed random. It was almost as though you weren't sure what scheme you wanted to go for.
Other than that, this is a great piece!
~NotMyShoes
p.s. Thanks for the HTML tips. I had forgotten all about them.
This is good and definitely funny, but the rhyme scheme seemed random. It was almost as though you weren't sure what scheme you wanted to go for.
Other than that, this is a great piece!
~NotMyShoes
p.s. Thanks for the HTML tips. I had forgotten all about them.
3/23/2008 c1 10Frenchie-chan
TeeHee... So, funny, so true...
This remings me of the time I recieved an 'E-crap' about the 'Chinese Chocolate Diet'...pft..!
Purrs,
Frenchie-chan
TeeHee... So, funny, so true...
This remings me of the time I recieved an 'E-crap' about the 'Chinese Chocolate Diet'...pft..!
Purrs,
Frenchie-chan
3/21/2008 c1 37Teperehmi
Haha that was great! Nice imagery, great rhymes and rhythm. And something everyone can relate to! Nice work!
Thanks for reviewing mine!
Haha that was great! Nice imagery, great rhymes and rhythm. And something everyone can relate to! Nice work!
Thanks for reviewing mine!
3/8/2008 c1 612simpleplan13
I like this a lot... it's really funny and I can completely relate to it.. I love the part where you say youre a woman and I also like the rhyming a lot to... I like the E-crap title best, but Ive been told "cursing" isnt allowed in the title section so its prolly good you changed it
PS If your bored check out the Review Game and its Review Marathon (links in my profile)
I like this a lot... it's really funny and I can completely relate to it.. I love the part where you say youre a woman and I also like the rhyming a lot to... I like the E-crap title best, but Ive been told "cursing" isnt allowed in the title section so its prolly good you changed it
PS If your bored check out the Review Game and its Review Marathon (links in my profile)