for Just Like A Fruitcake7/23/2013 c19 
2FerretSong
My goal is to help you get to 350 reviews, and all I can say for this chapter is...
(roughly to the tune of "Here Comes the Bride") Meoow Mew Mow-Meooow Meoow Mew Mow-Meooow!
2FerretSongMy goal is to help you get to 350 reviews, and all I can say for this chapter is...
(roughly to the tune of "Here Comes the Bride") Meoow Mew Mow-Meooow Meoow Mew Mow-Meooow!
7/23/2013 c18 FerretSong
Oh gosh, Megawerewolves! Hollywood need ta make a film like dat, it'd be bettah den Sharknado!
P.S. I'm talking stupidly in attempts to see how long it takes till I can master that voice for a group of characters that talk like that, and nope, still needs work.
Oh gosh, Megawerewolves! Hollywood need ta make a film like dat, it'd be bettah den Sharknado!
P.S. I'm talking stupidly in attempts to see how long it takes till I can master that voice for a group of characters that talk like that, and nope, still needs work.
7/23/2013 c17 FerretSong
My older brother always wailed about his PlayStation the same way, except he usually yelled a lot louder th3n that('course I'm reading, no sound involved), and it was usually because I unpluged it why he was playing it.
Ooh, I wonder what the creature is.
It'a werewolf?
Or uh a moose.
Or The Vampire Killer
Or Buffy
Or a real Cannibal
Or a bigfoot
Guess I 'ave ta hit next'a fin' ou'
My older brother always wailed about his PlayStation the same way, except he usually yelled a lot louder th3n that('course I'm reading, no sound involved), and it was usually because I unpluged it why he was playing it.
Ooh, I wonder what the creature is.
It'a werewolf?
Or uh a moose.
Or The Vampire Killer
Or Buffy
Or a real Cannibal
Or a bigfoot
Guess I 'ave ta hit next'a fin' ou'
7/23/2013 c16 FerretSong
I agree with your last statement and aw, I can just see the two hugging for warmth.
P.S. I forgot the main characters name, because I haven't read this for 48 hours.
I agree with your last statement and aw, I can just see the two hugging for warmth.
P.S. I forgot the main characters name, because I haven't read this for 48 hours.
7/23/2013 c15 FerretSong
You've got it all wrong. People who read Twilight are horribly sane and mundane. The reason they read it is they cannot create any fantasies in their dull boring mind. While people like you are insane and have a vivid imagination which makes you a much more exciting person, who due to your creativity can create or read things that the sane people find: stupid, lame, disturbing, creepy, and, of course, insane.
Why, it's the sane people that belong in asylum's.
You've got it all wrong. People who read Twilight are horribly sane and mundane. The reason they read it is they cannot create any fantasies in their dull boring mind. While people like you are insane and have a vivid imagination which makes you a much more exciting person, who due to your creativity can create or read things that the sane people find: stupid, lame, disturbing, creepy, and, of course, insane.
Why, it's the sane people that belong in asylum's.
7/21/2013 c6 Kiki-Cat-Ragdoll
Oh jeez, if I were Violet, why I would very well be sitting in an insane asylum whispering about space monkeys.
I couldn't help, but think Beetle Juice (Betelgeuse) when it comes to Derek's behavior. He's acting like a major perv and your perversity in this chapter has inspired me for my Beetlejuice fanfictions.
Oh jeez, if I were Violet, why I would very well be sitting in an insane asylum whispering about space monkeys.
I couldn't help, but think Beetle Juice (Betelgeuse) when it comes to Derek's behavior. He's acting like a major perv and your perversity in this chapter has inspired me for my Beetlejuice fanfictions.
7/21/2013 c4 Kiki-Cat-Ragdoll
This is just like Twilight - oh yeah, except it is totally better, has more realism, and the whiny Bella is just the friend you can laugh at. Derek is unusual and insane (the best people are) and is different. This story would be something I would rather see as a movie then Twilight, VD, Vampires Suck, and all of those other vampire movies made by sane idiots.
I always hated how no one ever freaked out when they discovered their friend or classmate is a blood-sucking creature that kills people and would just be like:
"I'm a vampire."
"Cool."
"Want to go get lunch?"
"Sure."
Yuck, are directors these days still the slightest bit insane!
This is just like Twilight - oh yeah, except it is totally better, has more realism, and the whiny Bella is just the friend you can laugh at. Derek is unusual and insane (the best people are) and is different. This story would be something I would rather see as a movie then Twilight, VD, Vampires Suck, and all of those other vampire movies made by sane idiots.
I always hated how no one ever freaked out when they discovered their friend or classmate is a blood-sucking creature that kills people and would just be like:
"I'm a vampire."
"Cool."
"Want to go get lunch?"
"Sure."
Yuck, are directors these days still the slightest bit insane!
1/3/2013 c27 1Edna-Mode413
Best twilight parody ever. Seriously had me cracking up throughout the chapters, I was literally howling with laughter and I loved how you portrayed Bella as this annoying, psychotic, masochist. This is way better than any published twilight parody. It's sophisticated and done with class. And it has its fair share of drama and action; good for all ages. I'm so glad you decided to write this and make fun of twilight because it seriously made my day.
Also I love your sense of humor. Superbly done :))))
1Edna-Mode413Best twilight parody ever. Seriously had me cracking up throughout the chapters, I was literally howling with laughter and I loved how you portrayed Bella as this annoying, psychotic, masochist. This is way better than any published twilight parody. It's sophisticated and done with class. And it has its fair share of drama and action; good for all ages. I'm so glad you decided to write this and make fun of twilight because it seriously made my day.
Also I love your sense of humor. Superbly done :))))
5/29/2012 c26 friarhmn
Haha you killed me with the "cunning linguist" thing. Great parody btw! Loved it :)
Haha you killed me with the "cunning linguist" thing. Great parody btw! Loved it :)
5/23/2012 c1 Vet
I just realized something... Is Derek telling the truth? He CAN turn into a cat... and Rocky Road has kittens.
I just realized something... Is Derek telling the truth? He CAN turn into a cat... and Rocky Road has kittens.
3/3/2012 c19 5InkedGirl
When Derek calls Percy "little bit" he kinda reminds me of Spike from BTVS. hehe. :D
5InkedGirlWhen Derek calls Percy "little bit" he kinda reminds me of Spike from BTVS. hehe. :D
3/3/2012 c14 InkedGirl
Omg. Seriously. This story is pure wit. Amazing. 908098723542345718975 times better than twilight. Man if you got it published...amazing.
Omg. Seriously. This story is pure wit. Amazing. 908098723542345718975 times better than twilight. Man if you got it published...amazing.