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1/10/2010 c1 4Illion
I've been in similar situations...And actually, I'm horrified to admit, I've been the perpetrator of one of those situations.

I will tell you exactly what I thought the exact moment I heard the "L" word and maybe give you some insight as to what's inside a girl's brain.

I thought, Oh my God. I don't really like him as much as I thought I did. I dated this dude for three months.

The chase is over, thus the excitement is over. On top of that, I didn't want to hurt this person more than I was already about to. So I broke up with him (although not through text message...sorry, that sucks).

I was also a freshman in high school and a really immature person at the time.

Solution to your problem? Stop dating immature women.
9/12/2009 c1 24fairies and snapple
I like this. It's bitter, but still funny (especially the last line), because you've just got to feel sorry for the guy, while also thinking, oh, wow, yeah.
9/3/2009 c1 10Badger In Disguise
I'll tell you a secret. Most girls (i know because I am one) were raised to think of men and guys(especially TEENAGERS)are evil and perverted. Well, most of the time, they think you're just using htat word to get into their pants. Sorry, but it's true. Or there are tons of other situations like they aren't ready for that. Although the first one sounds like the first reason. ;) You're a funny guy, ya know that?
8/14/2009 c1 Cecilia A
With the first two, there's the chance that every time a guy dropped the 'L' word on them, the guy broke up with them later. So maybe they were just trying to save themselves.

Or they're just chicken. That works too.

The thrid one just straight up deserved it, and that isn't just an opinion. It's fact.

7/25/2009 c1 Jennifer Braunstein
Your love life is just a shitty as mine.

We should make a club.

Pretty excellent writing. Kept me reading. And that last girl deserved it. End of story.
3/8/2009 c1 sometimes I feel like Alice
aww poor you i guess the 'L' word doesn't mean much to me either. but if a guy said that to me i wouldn't break up with them...that'd be harsh...i would rather have a compliment, like your beauiful or something...anyway, i'm getting off track, my sympathies to u and hope your curse becomes lifted :)
3/7/2009 c1 Sir Pebbles
Wow! I think this really gets a strong message out - now, what exactly is it, I'm not sure; haha - but this is really good.

Well, not good that those things happened, but you told the story well.

2/21/2009 c1 11Fay Diablo
Valentines Day was just invented by guys who wanted to get laid.

End of story.
2/19/2009 c1 1EccentrikPirate
2/15/2009 c1 MaddyofSuburbia
aw, poor you
2/14/2009 c1 like-diamonds
lol, talk about wicked bad luck.

actually, i have no clue as to why the girls behaved tht way. people say they "i love you" all the time-so much tht i think its actually lost the meaning. well, thats unless both parties really know what theyre talking about.

tht last one got it bad, so much i actually pitied her. okay, not true, i laughed. good for u.

dont hate valentines, i just plain forget clean about it. i remembered it around midday today, on the way to a friends house, and tht was only because some guy on the radio was being all peppy about it. hit me like a rock to the head. my dad was in the car. i patted him on the shoulder and said, "happy valentines daddy," and continued waiting patiently to get out of the stupid traffic jam. . .

so just for pure courtesys sake: Happy Valentines Day:)
2/14/2009 c1 2Almira Rosa
honestly the "l" word is used to often any way it has no meaning. It sounds like you have good reasons to not use it though so I suport your aversion to it and the stupid holliday. It makes sence as I have had my own reasons to avoid it.

Hey enjoy singles day tomorrow! Im going to.

2/14/2009 c1 2Ray-Anne
Cruddy luck. A-not-so-happy-Valentines-Day

Ah well. Life goes on, I suppose. Continue enjoying =P

Or go out like I am (cause I'm nice like this) to sabotage other people's Valentines Day. =D
2/14/2009 c1 11StayDown
Oh good lord. One of them broke up with you in a TEXT MESSAGE? Man, I'm still wincing after reading that.

Wow, this all sounded like it must have been terrible. But you got back at that last chick pretty nicely, I must say.

(If it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be one of those people who die alone in an apartment heavy with the smell of cat urine, I make such a bad girlfriend. ...But anyway.)

I love your use of 'L^3', by the way. I've never heard that before. :)

Thanks for posting this.


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