7/23/2009 c1 5Jane Cowell
I vow never to plagiarize an author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be forever chased by demon zombie bunnies who ate bad cheese and therefore have smelly breath. Their only food source is rotten eggs and sauerkraut, and eventually they must end up in a room with only the judge Mary from So You Think You Can Dance? as company. Eventually they should go insane and be discovered by the offspring of giant spider-centipede-ants and frog-bird-fish parents. These spider-centipede-ants-frog-bird-fish will torture them with their 120 legs (8 spider legs, 100 centepede legs, 6 ant legs, 4 frog legs, and 2 fish legs) and their hopping, flying, and swimming abilities. They will walk all over the plagiarizer with these horrible legs while they suck on various areas of their body with their fishy lips, right before flying all the way to the edge of the atmosphere, then dropping them into the Pacific Ocean, where they will land on Bikini Island and die of the radiation. (It's in the Pacific Ocean, right?)

Sincerely

Jane Cowell

Sorry if it was too graphic for you; I really couldn't help it! I honestly think that this is the worst thing that could happen to anyone right here. xD I joined this site so that I could read stories and keep all the authors in order, but if they all leave, why shouldn't I go? They're my reason for being here and if they're gone I have no reason for being here. I'll miss this place but there are other places I could go.

7/23/2009 c1 2Inea
I vow never to plagiarize another author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be eaten alive by a bunch of zombie fire ants.

Sincerely

Nephel

7/20/2009 c1 6teacupauthor
I vow never to plagarize another author's work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagarize deserve to have their eyes gouged out with a rusty spork.

sincerley

FiSh GiLl

7/19/2009 c1 1Crimson Dizzy
I vow never to plagiarize another author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve (insert what you would like to do to them here)

Sincerely

Confetti Kitty

7/16/2009 c1 1Goin'on-a-pancake-high
I vow never to plagiarize another author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be hung by their toes while watching cute little bunny rabbits dying from make up testing (that would bring me to tears)

Sincerely

Goin'on-a-pancake-high

7/14/2009 c1 1Pinksnowfalls
I vow never to plagiarize another author's work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be bound and locked in a room with no windows, or any other means of escape. This room should contain absolutely horrid decorations including, but not limited to, macrame owls, hobo figurines, and lots of framed puzzles featuring sickeningly cute baby animals. Periodically, each plagiarising Rat should be visited by the innocent writer that they victimized and be force fed overcooked, over ketch-uped meat loaf, slapped repeatedly with various gardening tools, and forced to listen to a non-stop recording of Fran Drescher's laugh.

Sincerely,

Pinksnowfalls

7/14/2009 c1 1AngelOkibi85
I vow never to plagiarize another author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to undergo a massive amount of brain exams because obviously they need something rearranged; in addition to, a free referral to a psych office because i know people.

Sincerely,

angelokibi