7/14/2009 c1 4tabiscus
I vow never to plagiarize another author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be dumped into a reality "Saw" movie.

Sincerely

tabiscus

7/12/2009 c1 75Vanyalli
I vow never to plagiarize another author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be quartered.

Sincerely

Vanyalli

7/12/2009 c1 Yelena Nightingale
I vow never to plagiarize another author's work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be used as a ball in a giants soccer game and then tied to a tree to be the target for blindfolded kids who are just learning how to do archery. If they live through that they will be tied to a chair and made to watch Barney for a straight week. Then after that idk...

Sincerely,

Yelena

Oh and p.s.

My friend named Sin and Silance is alot better at thinking up random and often painful punishments for plagiarizers and other people she's displeased with. I'll alert her to this petition. I hope it helps!

7/11/2009 c2 13dancin-in-the-rain
I vow never to plagiarize another author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be tied naked onto a vibrating chair that has serious spazzing issues...

after drinking two gallons of iced tea.

Next to said chairs will be fat women [preferably retired lunch room servers] who have hairy moles on their faces and unusually long nails.

These women will have nothing better to do than scrape their long nails along a very old chalkboard into a mega-speaker.

While wearing a string bikini.

And there will be fat men in speedos, all of them with serious backne ailments.

And the rats will have to pop the bursting puss-bombs.

And the mothers and lovers of the rats will be there, at Niagra Falls.

Sharing naked baby photos of the rat with each other.

Watching.

While the rats are naked, and wetting themselves, in the presence of these old, hairy, nearly naked, lunch servers and men who will have spurting zits.

Sincerely,

dancin.in.the.rain

:]

(we could go so far as to say they had to LICK the mess... but I'm done now. I'm thoroughly grossed out.)

7/10/2009 c1 mocha.panda
I vow to never plagiarize another author's work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to have their hands chopped off so that they can never use another computer to copy and paste other people's work and pass it off as their own.

Sincerely

mocha.panda

7/10/2009 c1 18Aoide's Anthem
I vow never to plagiarize another author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be isolated from the rest of humanity, and abandoned on a horrible island where, due to lack of anything better to do, they plagiarize one another’s work, eventually go mad, and rip each other into pieces...just kidding!

I believe that the rats who do plagiarize deserve to be damned to work their way through mazes and such in animal behavior studies for the rest of their pathetic lives.

Sincerely this time,

"Aoide's Anthem"

Some author snapped at a review I left (of someone else's story, the only review I've ever left with any negative commentary), then published a story the very next day called "Sidney's Anthem." I would be so proud if I were her mother.

7/10/2009 c1 8silent-distress
I vow never to plagiarize another author’s work. I also believe that the Rats who do plagiarize, deserve to be fed raspberry pie until they blow up.

Sincerely

silent-distress