6/29/2009 c1 7Duckies
Bahaha, excellent advice, thank you xD

Loved the use of alliteration for 'guano on the ground' (even if it wasn't on purpose.) The rhyming worked well, and even though this was short, it still had a good flow. You SO didn't need to asterix that last word though :P

Short, succinct, chuckle-worthy and helpful, with the consequences of not following it included. Awesome!