for The Tales of Sadie Baker (Old Version)5/5/2011 c14 
3peacelovejay
"What is up with you today? Are you horny or something?"
No answer from that side of the truck cab.
I slowly turn my head to look at him. His eyes dart to mine, than quickly back to the windshield. My eyes widen.
"Oh my god, you are! Okay, this conversation is ending now. Do you have radio? Oh yes, good…okay, let's just turn this up, and…we'll just forget that ever happened."
Let me just say one thing…Ew.
DEAR LORD CAN I PLEASE STEAL YOUR BRAIN?
My run-in with a gay man was just a sign that today is going to be a great day.
The mother screams and the kid says, "Cool, a lion! Mommy, can we keep it?"
This is why children are awesome.
About the plot: Wow. Just wow. Really? Sadie is so dense, yet impossible to hate.
3peacelovejay"What is up with you today? Are you horny or something?"
No answer from that side of the truck cab.
I slowly turn my head to look at him. His eyes dart to mine, than quickly back to the windshield. My eyes widen.
"Oh my god, you are! Okay, this conversation is ending now. Do you have radio? Oh yes, good…okay, let's just turn this up, and…we'll just forget that ever happened."
Let me just say one thing…Ew.
DEAR LORD CAN I PLEASE STEAL YOUR BRAIN?
My run-in with a gay man was just a sign that today is going to be a great day.
The mother screams and the kid says, "Cool, a lion! Mommy, can we keep it?"
This is why children are awesome.
About the plot: Wow. Just wow. Really? Sadie is so dense, yet impossible to hate.
5/5/2011 c13 peacelovejay
I think Jesse needs a virtual hug. :(
Best quote: "Because…" I've lost my train of thought, but I quickly recover it. "You missed out on our last game, and I know how much you like soccer, so I organized a match to celebrate the happy occurrence that is the event of you graduating from your crutches. Did that sentence make sense?"
"Not really."
I frown.
"Didn't think so."
AND
"Last time I checked, a peck doesn't involve tongue," Jesse says.
"Or moaning," he adds under his breath.
I think Jesse needs a virtual hug. :(
Best quote: "Because…" I've lost my train of thought, but I quickly recover it. "You missed out on our last game, and I know how much you like soccer, so I organized a match to celebrate the happy occurrence that is the event of you graduating from your crutches. Did that sentence make sense?"
"Not really."
I frown.
"Didn't think so."
AND
"Last time I checked, a peck doesn't involve tongue," Jesse says.
"Or moaning," he adds under his breath.
5/5/2011 c12 peacelovejay
EEK OMGizzleSticks!
Best quote: sn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day?
And yes, if you are wondering, that is a direct quote spoken by Elliot from Scrubs.
EEK OMGizzleSticks!
Best quote: sn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day?
And yes, if you are wondering, that is a direct quote spoken by Elliot from Scrubs.
5/5/2011 c11 peacelovejay
Yay, the guy called Sadie Jesse's girlfriend. Cutie-ness!
Best quote: "Of course, that's only if your worst nightmare is something really scary and terrifying. If it's something wussy like you getting attacked by a bunch of fuzzy bunnies, then I'm not…unless it's a bunny like the one in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Then yes, you can consider me the equivalent of that bunny."
Yay, the guy called Sadie Jesse's girlfriend. Cutie-ness!
Best quote: "Of course, that's only if your worst nightmare is something really scary and terrifying. If it's something wussy like you getting attacked by a bunch of fuzzy bunnies, then I'm not…unless it's a bunny like the one in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Then yes, you can consider me the equivalent of that bunny."
5/5/2011 c10 peacelovejay
I'm very sorry, but I do believe that Sadie and Jesse must stop their relationship right now. Because I'm going to marry him.
Best quote: "Not in a good way! We need to get you back and into bed."
"Whoa, slow down tiger. I don't know you that well." I giggle as my head swims.
I'm very sorry, but I do believe that Sadie and Jesse must stop their relationship right now. Because I'm going to marry him.
Best quote: "Not in a good way! We need to get you back and into bed."
"Whoa, slow down tiger. I don't know you that well." I giggle as my head swims.
5/5/2011 c9 peacelovejay
Aww :) Dey so cutee.
Best Quote: "Good point. Anyway, I knew it was you, because nobody else would dress up as Harry Potter. No offense, Sadie, but you're kind of a nerd."
"I prefer the term intellectual badass!"
So do I, Sadie. So do I.
Also, I too dress up as a HP character for Halloween. good call on that one.
Aww :) Dey so cutee.
Best Quote: "Good point. Anyway, I knew it was you, because nobody else would dress up as Harry Potter. No offense, Sadie, but you're kind of a nerd."
"I prefer the term intellectual badass!"
So do I, Sadie. So do I.
Also, I too dress up as a HP character for Halloween. good call on that one.
5/5/2011 c8 peacelovejay
"And then there was this other dream I had last night, when the school was putting on this musical, and we were all dressed up like penguins. Don't ask me why, I don't know."
I HAVE WEIRD DREAMS TOO
I actually cried when my eleventh birthday came and went without me getting my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
ME TOO
"Oh, I'm into romance. Just not the books." He winks at me.
Gigglesticks
"Take it," he says. "I'm a guy. We're naturally warm."
I think he means hot *wink*
AWMAHGAWD FREAKITY-FREAK-FREAK KISSY WHOO WHOO
"And then there was this other dream I had last night, when the school was putting on this musical, and we were all dressed up like penguins. Don't ask me why, I don't know."
I HAVE WEIRD DREAMS TOO
I actually cried when my eleventh birthday came and went without me getting my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
ME TOO
"Oh, I'm into romance. Just not the books." He winks at me.
Gigglesticks
"Take it," he says. "I'm a guy. We're naturally warm."
I think he means hot *wink*
AWMAHGAWD FREAKITY-FREAK-FREAK KISSY WHOO WHOO
5/5/2011 c7 peacelovejay
Jesse is so full of himself... but so sexy.
Best quote: "Yeah, I guess you're right. Fine, I'll tell you. It's totally like Percy Jackson! You know, it would be ten times more fun if they gave us swords and Greek fire."
"Yes, but then we would all be dead."
Ahh Haley. Always thinking sensibly, she is. Hehe, now I sound like Yoda.
Jesse is so full of himself... but so sexy.
Best quote: "Yeah, I guess you're right. Fine, I'll tell you. It's totally like Percy Jackson! You know, it would be ten times more fun if they gave us swords and Greek fire."
"Yes, but then we would all be dead."
Ahh Haley. Always thinking sensibly, she is. Hehe, now I sound like Yoda.
5/5/2011 c6 peacelovejay
Ah, parents. Such fickle creatures.
Best quote: As I draw closer, I see that there is something in the sleeping bag, because it looks solid. My instincts tell me to leave it alone, but the hell with instincts, I'm curious! So, I do what any normal person would do…I kick it.
I shriek and jump back as the sleeping bag grunts. I turn to see if anybody is around to help save me from the attack of the killer sleeping bag, but my mom is still eating (she's oblivious to anything else around her) and the cafeteria ladies are nowhere to be seen. Great, I get all riled up and nobody's even paying attention. I kick the bag again.
Ah, parents. Such fickle creatures.
Best quote: As I draw closer, I see that there is something in the sleeping bag, because it looks solid. My instincts tell me to leave it alone, but the hell with instincts, I'm curious! So, I do what any normal person would do…I kick it.
I shriek and jump back as the sleeping bag grunts. I turn to see if anybody is around to help save me from the attack of the killer sleeping bag, but my mom is still eating (she's oblivious to anything else around her) and the cafeteria ladies are nowhere to be seen. Great, I get all riled up and nobody's even paying attention. I kick the bag again.
5/5/2011 c5 peacelovejay
Bam! Girl power FTW!
Best quote: Her face grows red and she says, "How would you know? Anybody with a body that nice would have to have a sweet personality."
"Um…no; anybody with a body that nice is able to get away with being an asshole, because people forgive him. Believe me; I've talked too much with him in the past three days to believe that he's not an ass."
Redhead gets all huffy and turns her back to me. Jeez, way to be over-dramatic.
Bam! Girl power FTW!
Best quote: Her face grows red and she says, "How would you know? Anybody with a body that nice would have to have a sweet personality."
"Um…no; anybody with a body that nice is able to get away with being an asshole, because people forgive him. Believe me; I've talked too much with him in the past three days to believe that he's not an ass."
Redhead gets all huffy and turns her back to me. Jeez, way to be over-dramatic.
5/5/2011 c4 peacelovejay
Ooh, progress with Jesse?
Best quote: Because he won't know what he's getting into. He'll think that you're just some normal, innocent girl, but as soon as he messes up, he'll get a hockey stick to the groin!
(Don't know why I found that so amusing... :D)
Ooh, progress with Jesse?
Best quote: Because he won't know what he's getting into. He'll think that you're just some normal, innocent girl, but as soon as he messes up, he'll get a hockey stick to the groin!
(Don't know why I found that so amusing... :D)
5/5/2011 c3 peacelovejay
*Giggle* It just gets better and better. I love Sadie.
Best quote: Then those girls are stupid! I mean, anybody can see that Jesse deserves to be deported to Madagascar to live with the lemurs who like to 'move it, move it.'
*Giggle* It just gets better and better. I love Sadie.
Best quote: Then those girls are stupid! I mean, anybody can see that Jesse deserves to be deported to Madagascar to live with the lemurs who like to 'move it, move it.'
5/5/2011 c2 peacelovejay
You are going to be so annoyed with me by the time I finish reading/reviewing this story...
Anywhoozle, still lovin it! As a sophomore in a junior pre-calc class myself, I know the feeling of awkwardness and intimidation :)
Best quote: There does not seem to be a high percentage of gay guys at ACA. I was slightly disappointed to discover this, but you win some, you lose some, right?
You are going to be so annoyed with me by the time I finish reading/reviewing this story...
Anywhoozle, still lovin it! As a sophomore in a junior pre-calc class myself, I know the feeling of awkwardness and intimidation :)
Best quote: There does not seem to be a high percentage of gay guys at ACA. I was slightly disappointed to discover this, but you win some, you lose some, right?
5/5/2011 c1 peacelovejay
Lovity-love-love! Can't wait to read more :)
Best quote: Who doesn't want to drink water from a rectangular bottle? I certainly do.
Lovity-love-love! Can't wait to read more :)
Best quote: Who doesn't want to drink water from a rectangular bottle? I certainly do.
5/3/2011 c20 6EmmaWoodhouse88
That was so sweet. I loved how it all ended up working out. I think you should finish jesses side, but that's just my personal opinion. The llamas thing was hilarious. And I have to agree, it was pretty random. Even for her. lol
6EmmaWoodhouse88That was so sweet. I loved how it all ended up working out. I think you should finish jesses side, but that's just my personal opinion. The llamas thing was hilarious. And I have to agree, it was pretty random. Even for her. lol