Reviews: Mayonnaise | FictionPress

3/20/2014 c1

11iNdie OT
...I... was there... I... remember the mayonnaise tube... But *sniff sniff* we did it. Didn't we...? We *tears in my eyes*... we opened that msayonnaise tube... We did, pal... We surley did. And *now my life draws to a close* you know somethin' pal? I always knew we would open... it...
-Stripes

7/3/2013 c1

39Taim
Wow. Neat and inspiring, but... somehow depressing.

4/9/2013 c1 ceblovely17
XD

1/22/2013 c1 koalagirl9
i can so relate exept for me its barbaque sause even when i do open them they explode

1/5/2013 c1

22maripach77
lol..this is great and yes they are hard to open.

1/3/2013 c1

40toto23
i don't really like mayonnaise

12/30/2012 c1

1toxicninja
Truest thing I've ever heard

12/29/2012 c1

30hal99
Ha! I love it!

12/29/2012 c1

70Naver
They are ... for some. Funny. More like a rant-ish thing than writing... Good job anyways. :)

12/28/2012 c1

2Nerdychick501
Oh. My god. This is HYSTERICAL.