for After the Creepy but without the Pasta8/13/2013 c3 
6Ed Harley
I think I'd feel weird dialing 911 to report a conspiracy cult- but I guess it had to be done.
6Ed HarleyI think I'd feel weird dialing 911 to report a conspiracy cult- but I guess it had to be done.
6/28/2013 c1 12Keith Keitherson
See you dis sportswriters, but they have something we all want. They are basically imortal. After centuries of getting beatings from disgruntled listeners, the sportwwriting comunity went on a quest to live past death. (It was old timy so it was possible) And they found the gods of mount olympus, (a place that was not only real but, completely climbable yet every person who believed in the gods up there never bothered to check. Greeks, the inventers of lazieness) and asked for imortality. They were granted it but were told that they would have to give up any trace of intelligence, wisdon and common sense they have. They asked, why not our souls. To which the gods said, What souls? I say throw them in a pit, they may be imortal but they'll never get out.
12Keith KeithersonSee you dis sportswriters, but they have something we all want. They are basically imortal. After centuries of getting beatings from disgruntled listeners, the sportwwriting comunity went on a quest to live past death. (It was old timy so it was possible) And they found the gods of mount olympus, (a place that was not only real but, completely climbable yet every person who believed in the gods up there never bothered to check. Greeks, the inventers of lazieness) and asked for imortality. They were granted it but were told that they would have to give up any trace of intelligence, wisdon and common sense they have. They asked, why not our souls. To which the gods said, What souls? I say throw them in a pit, they may be imortal but they'll never get out.