for Fortitude2/3/2018 c1 
97rust phoenix
Hahaha, this is great. I love the tone and the attitude, as well as the phrase "testicular fortitude." Very clever.
97rust phoenixHahaha, this is great. I love the tone and the attitude, as well as the phrase "testicular fortitude." Very clever.
11/10/2017 c1 71Dreamarcher
We need a lot more of this kind of humour. People take themselves way too seriously. I thought this was hilariously truthful - please write more!
71DreamarcherWe need a lot more of this kind of humour. People take themselves way too seriously. I thought this was hilariously truthful - please write more!
7/6/2017 c1 3Grammatical Assassin
This is absolutely hilarious! I can just see someone like Sarah Silverman starting off one of her comedy routines with "So I was on this website the other day and, you would not believe this poem I came across". I might never be able to sit down properly again after reading this, seeing as how I laughed my ass off. Awesome job!
3Grammatical AssassinThis is absolutely hilarious! I can just see someone like Sarah Silverman starting off one of her comedy routines with "So I was on this website the other day and, you would not believe this poem I came across". I might never be able to sit down properly again after reading this, seeing as how I laughed my ass off. Awesome job!
7/5/2017 c1 6AngryFerrets
Um...yeah. :) Not what I was expecting but very funny. I've watched my wife birth two kids and you'll get no argument from me! :)
6AngryFerretsUm...yeah. :) Not what I was expecting but very funny. I've watched my wife birth two kids and you'll get no argument from me! :)
6/26/2017 c1 Marina Martinez
I think the same thing of all the guys who teased me for being comfortable picking up bugs. Yeah sure I'm not gonna play with that daddy long legs, but I can draw a cat eye like nobody's business and holy shit, I've seen Pony Makeup curl her eyelashes UPSIDE DOWN. For all their masculinity, I ain't seen a straight cis guy who hasn't watched a girl draw on her waterline without flinching.
I think the same thing of all the guys who teased me for being comfortable picking up bugs. Yeah sure I'm not gonna play with that daddy long legs, but I can draw a cat eye like nobody's business and holy shit, I've seen Pony Makeup curl her eyelashes UPSIDE DOWN. For all their masculinity, I ain't seen a straight cis guy who hasn't watched a girl draw on her waterline without flinching.
6/26/2017 c1 49Woedin
LOLOLOLOL :D OMG this is so funny,,,and unfortunately true,,, Hee Hee! I love it!
49WoedinLOLOLOLOL :D OMG this is so funny,,,and unfortunately true,,, Hee Hee! I love it!
6/26/2017 c1 70BradytheJust
Well... it's certainly different than what you Normally write, but I like it.
It was sassy, and I'll admit we all need it every once in a while :)
70BradytheJustWell... it's certainly different than what you Normally write, but I like it.
It was sassy, and I'll admit we all need it every once in a while :)