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for CLICK TO GET A ROADHOUSE SHIRT

6/17/2018 c1 43zanybellecloudo
I somehow feel I ended up with four roadhouse shirts... Yet none at all. If owning a shirt makes me a crappy fanfiction writer I'll probably find the edge of the world and dive right off it. Yet still, you sell these shirts so expertly I wonder if this is a cleverly crafted social media marketing ploy. These shirts will be sold before Christmas even rears it's ugly head... and then they'll be be wars. For roadhouse. A brand of pure Twilight-like madness for heaped up teens disillusioned by self image they find solace in vampires and werewolves who are conventionally too attractive to be either undead or have the DNA of a dog. Is this what the world has come to? Don't we all deserve a shirt, just to hide beneath and avoid the lunacy. I hope so. Sincerely, ZB.

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