2/16/2002 c1 1Rosytoes
VERY FUNNY! though you do need to do some proofreading I noticed several spelling errors. An excelant story!

1/18/2002 c1 11ArwenAria18
I'd tell you what I thought about this story, but it wouldn't be appropriate, and you said to censor my review... so...

All right, you convinced me! I'll tell you, I'll tell you.

I thought it was slightly, faintly, uproariously hilarious. Now think that one over for a while, eh eh eh?

"The name of this species is so redoubtable that I will not even type it for fear that it incapacitate you, and I don’t have the money to pay a lawyer to defend myself against your suing me." Hmm, that was a quote much-liked, I'll say that much. And no more, since this telegram has gotten too expensive as it is.

Now, the question one must ask oneself when one comes to the end of this highly informative narrative (does that rhyme, or is it just me?), is, "Do I feel lucky?"

Then one must answer oneself, "No, not really, no."

And the moral of your story, if you must know, has inspired me to live my life to greater potential, and to always follow my dreams and reach for the stars and maybe grab the moon while I'm up there, and then go back into the kitchen and get a cookie, which sounds altogether a more admirable idea than star-reaching any day, so it all comes down to the fact that your moral was one which has inspired me to eat a cookie.

Goodbye.

-ArwenAria18