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12/8/2004 c1 20Kaye90
Wow. Testicle burning. Sounds... interesting. A little weird for me, being a girl. But still beyond hilarious! "I thought it'd be entertaining as all get-out to set a guy's nuts on fire and watch him run around the sidewalk like a panicking pig" That does sound fun. Highly disturbing, yet fun! You are, in short, insane, in a hilarious way. Where the hell did you come up with testicle-burning?I must read more of your work!-Kaye90
6/4/2003 c1 7Wings of Dark
You have just made me think "Ew, hahahaha, ew, GROSS!"

A characteristic to be treasured, I'm sure.

12/7/2002 c1 13Horace Gold
Argh, Mike, You stupid, stupid bitch! I went to work yesterday and pretended my coworkers were all yazuka! Now i have a 1-balled drummer, and a sexually disturbed bassist who really DOESN'T know where Jet Li hides his heroin! And i found the Harlem Globetrotters refrence; it's at the end where it says: SPECIAL NOTE: Spot the Harlem Globetrotters refrence in this story. Unquote. Now where's my fucking prize?

Vellocita del dio Buona Notte,

Lazarus de Medci IV

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