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3/27/2006 c1 paper dolls
What the fuck? Goth poems are nothing like that.

(Although I do find that "that wasent funny that wasent gothik learn to write, bitch" reviewer extremely funny.)
1/11/2005 c1 1Kis0u
Here's MY poem to you, yeah you

Pray you obnoxious gay guy, PRAY I said,because the next time I look at you,I hope you're dead,I hope you pray for mercy, as the Shadows come around,because I shall laugh at you, as you're bleeding on the ground,As I travel around the world,carrying your head,to warn other vanillas to not mess,with goths or like hell they're dead.I shall be laughing,seeing you burn in hell,Screaming in agony,for only time can tell,how long you will suffer,so my warning to you,never get a goth mad,because I'm a goth,and for you it's looking bad.
8/7/2004 c1 51Helgmelia
Yay mock Goth poems! The only line I didn't buy as "Goth" was "Dodecahedrons eat a poisoned pea." I think it was a little too cute to be Goth. Maybe something like "Dodecahedrons eat from a poisoned tree" or "Dodecahedrons, drown in a bloody sea" or - abandoning rhyming altogether - "Dodecahedrons, DIE DIE DIE!" Okay, that was my only suggestion. Apart from that: fabulously satirical!
5/25/2004 c1 Arsenic.Dreams
I don't know how one could find these even vaguely "gothic". These are just random funny poems but not having anything to with what "goth" is. I don't really know either but these poems were certainly too random for them to be "gothic".
9/16/2003 c1 4sarx
hahaha people who think theyre goth probably arent goth anyway the majority anyway but there are some really good goth poets out there yeah the majority do suck
9/10/2003 c1 bakura-girl-realmz-lover
that wasent funny.

that wasent mocing.

that wasent smart.

that was fucking gay.

that was insulting.

THAT was insulting my Religon, my ways, and my LIFE.

learn to write, bitch.
8/4/2003 c1 deletedaccount888
heh...as goth as I am...I found your poems hilarious. Actually, I needed the laugh real bad. Thanks for the pickme up.
3/1/2003 c1 39Charcoal Angel
Im not trying to be offensive.but this isnt funny. and i, being a goth, find this slightly offensive. Its not how we think, were not like that! Try and think before you right these things.
10/25/2002 c1 2Joyful Chipmunk
I am entertained. I thought that this was entertaining. You are entertaining.
10/7/2002 c1 JazzPizza
Definitely terrible enough to make me grin insanely.




*ahem* I shan't go on. But heh heh...good show.
9/22/2002 c1 29ladylecter47
that isn't at all funny... it's people like you that give goths a bad name. find something better to do with your time..
8/29/2002 c1 42Autumndark
Hey - don't insult my Goth homies!

JK . . . it was kinda funny anyway, but whatever.

I'm reviewing this with darkraven . . . so go read her poem again.
8/4/2002 c1 114moonlover46
It's good and interesting. Keep up the good work.
7/22/2002 c1 34Aidlyn
these are good. I like them
7/21/2002 c1 23Lornyl Mahtsae
Dang! That's pretty good for a first Gothy try! That's different! Have you ever seen a horse trying to put humpty back together? I never have...
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