Hange: My boys aren't gay. They just haven't found the right woman yet.
Shiari: My boyfriend is pregnant, that's most definite.
Hange: ... my boys aren't gay, they just haven't found the right woman yet.

Shi: But-
Hange: You are obviously a girl in disguise.

Shi: But then why is he the one-
Hange: No, I see it now. Keraun's a girl in disguise.

Keraun: ... pardon me, sir, but how can a female make a male-
Hange: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LA LA LA LA!

Hange: walks around, calling Keraun "Kera"

Fushinara: ... even a guy can get pregnant, but I can't. There's just something wrong with that.

Shiari: Sucks to be you, lady Fu!

Shiari: (To his son) So, you see, when a man loves a... er...

Shiari: Let's try this again, maybe we'll win. When a man loves a person, they can create their own subverse... ... damn, spam.

A new aspiration path appears: Keep Fii from cheating at all costs
Zoni: Wait, what?

A new aspiration path appears: Bad Pairing
Zoni: ...

WC make a neighborhood with people she knows
A new aspiration path appears: Seduce Wildcat
"...wait..."

Zoni makes a new neighborhood with people she knows
A new aspiration appears: Stalk Zoni
"... figures."

Rhydes: Gee, thanks. Wouldn't want anyone mistaking for a woman with these nonexistent boobs.

Ash: sprays Rhydes with Febreeze

Shiari: looks at Rhydes... smiles, raises an eyebrow
Rhydes: ... RUNS LIKE HELL

Ash: Fuck, I'm cold... ponders... erg, I ain't crawling in with him... eyes still lit cigarette hanging out of Rhydes hand...grabs it, STICKS ON RHYDES FOREHEAD
Rhydes: AGH! RUNS
Ash: snuggles down into bed

"VIVENE MAXIMIZE!"

Kiden/Psi: MUSH TOGETHER OW! OW! OW!

"That was my HEAD"
"Well, that was my KNEE!"

"OW! MY ARM JUST CAME OFF"
"SQUEAK IT JUST WENT UP MY BUTT"
"...you can keep it."

"Let me give you a hand with that"
"I said you could keep it!"

"HEY! THAT'S NOT PART OF THE SEQUENCE"
"...if the shoe fits"
"...Get that out now. We don't want ANOTHER of these"
"Touche."

"... Psirasephes"
"What"
"I don't think this is the way most people have kids"
"Well, it needs to go somewhere, and not my crotch! I'm NOT going to be a hermaphrodite""..."

"Aw, you have your mother's eyes"
"...literally"
"...oo;;; RUN"

"Oh, hi, Kiden. Have you seen your mother lately"
"Depends on the context"
"Talk about foot in mouth"
"Oh fuff upf."

"I know what it looks like, Liras. That's not really Fii. It's Kiden"
"... it really is"
"... you've sunk to new levels, priest."

"How the hell did his head get stuck in there now"
"...you don't want to know"
"...he's never getting that out of his hair."

Eshantare: Look, Hange hates you. You're going to DIE!
Kitare: ?
Eshantare: Like this. knife cutting motion to throat
Kitare: OMFG! No way! run!... Hey, Hange, you gonna kill me?
Hange: ... uh.
Kitare: ?
Hange: ... uh. Is this like "Does this loin cloth make me look fat?" There's no right answer.
Kitare: ... OMFG! CRIES... RUNS AWAY
Hange: Screw this. I'm going to talk to Ekani. walks into forest

(in the forest)
Ekani: ... da hell, bitch? You can't not kill the princess.
Hange: Watch me.
Eishan: AUGH! dead
Hange: ... uh.
Ekani: ... you bastard! You killed Kenny! Or something RAWR!
Hange: ... uh, shit. kills Ekani

(watching)
Eshantare: SCORE!

"Morning sickness pills can save your life"
WC: ...What, do people fall and break their necks while rushing for the toilet?

(An Engrish sign read "If you fall in the pond you will be boiled)
Fii: Honey, come stand over here.
Liras: ?

Vash: I'M A PLANT!
Wolfwood: ...You're a fruit.
Random Monty Python guy: ...You're a looney.

WC: Hmm. A plant who can talk to computers. Now I know why I'm REALLY like Vash. A computer nerd who yells TREE!...

Sesshy: Licks Middy's arm
Middy: ... bishie... bishie... bishie... AGH! I'm a convert!

Sesshy: licks WC's arm
Fluffy: flumps unceremoniously nearby, licks WC's arm
Allie: rolls in my hair
WC: You'll have to settle for my feet, Sesshy. My arms and face are taken.
Sesshy: -.-; Yes, mistress.

Sesshy: Licks Zoni's arm
Zoni: o.o? Saline deficiency?
Sesshy: ...

(Inuyasha movie 2)
Inu: walks by
Kago: talking to Sango-
Sango: ? looks back
Miroku: walks by, wearing Inu ears
Sango: ...twitch

(Pregnant Sango)
Sango: Damnit, Kago, bring more of those fruit paper things!
Kago: ...fruit rollups?

Sango: Frosted Flakes! FROSTED. FLAKES!
Kagome: ... Sango. You've never EATEN Frosted Flakes. They don't even SELL Frosted Flakes in Japan. How do you even know they exist?
Sango: ...

Sango: Damnit! I WANT RAMEN!

Sango: WATERMELON. ICE CREAM, AND RAMEN!

Inuyasha: Good morning.
Sango: HITS WITH HIRAIKOTSU
Inuyasha: ...

Sango: Get me WATERMELON. ICE CREAM. PICKLES. AND RAMEN. NOW!
Inu: Damn you, Miroku. runs to the well!

(About how during pregnancy, "The bump will grow)
Miroku: wiggles eyebrows, wears tight jeans

Zoni: Someone said I lost my mind, have you seen it? Kitare: dangles an acorn randomly Zoni: ... Kitare: .

Squirrel: runs up and steals it

Kiden: ...stares as Kitare chases a squirrel
Kitsu: .
Hange: -; dies

Hange: Chases squirrel with great interest
Squirrel: ?
Hange: MY LOBSTER!
Squirrel: Shoots self

Fii: watches entire procession with decided interest... goes and talks to squirrels
Squirrels: thumbs up
Fii: Okay, then! Starts up singing, dancing squirrel show

Squirrel: Starts hitting on Kitsu
Kitsu: ...

Quasimodo: Begins singing about squirrels
Squirrel: Clings desperately to Kitsu
Kitsu: Yells for help
Kiden: ignores entirely

"You want me to do what"
"We want you to destroy these invading animals, Ikaera. For someone of your experience it should be no problem"
"That's not the point. You want me to go and kill... what was it again"
"Squirrels"
"Iih."

"And you get to have this young man help you. Motionmotion"
"Are you sure that's a man"
"Not really, but we're too afraid to check."

"Uh, we checked, and we're still not sure"
"Do you have any experience battling these... squirrels"
"I once killed a mouse with a twenty-eight foot boulder."

"I watched alot of that cartoon 'Tom and Jerry'."

"Yes. Looney Toons is very good training for this. Many rodent chasers there."

Squirrel: Squeak
Kitsu: .
Hange: Pokes Squirrel
Squirrel: RUNS TO KITSU
Kitsu: RUN TO KIDEN
Kiden: ... Picks up Kitsu, throws at Hange
Hange: Does some extremely intricate ballet move to avoid flying man, but gets hit with squirrel
Squirrel: ... LOVE
Hange: ... ah, shit.

Fii: Wink wink, nudge nudge Nice squirrel.

WC: No words are safe from... GODDESS INC!
Zoni: Yes, they are. We will never corrupt the work pumpernickle.
WC: ...You're kidding me, right? That word even sounds like a plumper nipple.
Zoni: And I'm supposed to be the lesbian here. You're just in denial.
WC: I've never been in the Nile. And men have nipples, too.
Zoni: You have never been in the Nile, but you certainly have a lot of knowledge about what's under the pyramids.

Fii: And if you don't, I'll be happy to teach! What's a pyramid?
Liras: FLAME
Fii: cough
Liras: FLAME
Fii: ...

Kiden: Do you like boiled cabbage?
Kitsu/Fii: wince

WC: Shredded is better.
Kitsu/Fii: faint

Zoni: I prefer tossed.
Kitsu: Backs away from the balcony

WC: Cole slaw takes on a WHOLE new view with this innuendo. MAyo and shredded cabbage.
Fii: head pops
WC: ...Which head?
Fii: ...implodes
Midnight V0yager: Hange: Eating a hotdog What?

Fii: I'm never eating at their houses again.
Zoni: Tomorrow night we're having chicken.
Fii: ...

Zoni: grabs a halo, sticks it on Hange
Hange: ?! Looks around to see what Zoni did
Zoni: Watches
Hange: Sees glimmer of halo! Runs in circles trying to find

WC: sees Halo on Hange's head- OO! TACKLE
Hange: GACK!
WC: runs back to her XBox with it
Zoni: ;

Zoni: Points, laughs and hugs her PS2
WC: pulls her guided rocket launcher out of the screen, snipes Zoni with it
Zoni: protects self with copy of DDR Extreme
WC: oOoo. dances in awe