a/n:this made the person i wrote it for fall over laughing so i was impressed and thought hey it doesn't suck that much, i'll post it. it's a bit stuffed but hey, it's humour. also, westies would be sorta like hicks to all those americans, and the wallsend bit ,wallsend is a suburb in my town where there are some nasty nasty gals(or at least at the high school on the netball team).easties is what we call city off big bro...aussie big brother two the tv series...now i've gotten rid of my locals slang, have a read and don't be discouraged!

THE WESTHEM.(westie and anthem inbreeding to make westhem)

westies are besties

they are so country

and so lovely

or just maybe

they make for nice ppl

unless , but of course

they're from wallsend

then they deserve a herse

they live in the bush

in their westfest

they try to deny it

but we know the rest

put to the test,

i truly must say

westies, not easties

will happilly eat hay.

there is one thing

they do the best

that's marrying sisters

go uber fest!

the own quite fine steeds

like alex off big bro

they have county fairs

and there they do show

we all know these westies

they travel for hours

to get to the schools

where they simply flower

because in westville

there's nothing to do

so any homework

gives them a whoohoo

they're quite fond of animals

especially cows

unfortunatly for some

the cows give their wows.

when travelling to westville

one must slightly fear

as she or he

is the excitment per year

easties bring tales

of lands a yonder

where there are "cities"

and so they do ponder

is there a life

outside of my farm?

they stare at the cows

and then they do calm

of course there is not

so it is said

they live happily on farm

until the cows are dead

and then they look

across the feild

the smog and the smoke

and feel appealed

they move to the city

in all it's glory

and sure it does

live up to its story

first they get a handle

of things like bus stops

then what do they love

but the invention of mops

but finally when old

they follow the cows

and find that their heaven

is in the bovine wows.