Raya and Keara in:

FINDING AGENT H. .

SCENE 1. Setting: Agent H. BANE has been kidnapped again. And, as always, the ever diligent duo, agent K. KEARA and agent M. RAYANI (Raya, as she has been known to respond to) to find her. Here we go again on a "Who's on first" adventure as the two agent friends try to find the third member of their group. We open at headquarters where the two young agents discover H. BANE is missing once again.

M.: Keara! Where is Bane? I can't find her anywhere and I'm starting to get worried.

K.: I'm not sure. I haven't seen her for the past 2 days.

M.: 2 days? ::looks around and feels stupid. She only now noticed H. was gone::

K.: yea. She didn't come to work yesterday and the day before a note came in saying that she had an assignment...haven't seen her since.

M.: Do you think.. ::both look at each other then to the camera, in sync with each other::

Both: THE NINJAS!

M.: I CANT BELIEVE THEY HAVE KIDNAPPED HER AGAIN! HOW COULD THEY? ...

K. ::Under Breath:: ...5...4...3...2...1

M.: A NOTE! THEY HAD TO HAVE SENT A NOTE, RANSOM PERHAPS!

K.: ::gasps with sarcasm:: really? What makes you think they'd do that?

M. Shut up K. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent and I'm still a bit traumatized by this!

K.: I get the picture. Look! There it is! The note! :: Looks towards door box and spots a dirty, folded piece of paper::

M: OOH! YES! Read it read it read it!

K: okay okay. ::unfolds paper in disgust:: ::reads note out loud:: Dear Agents, We have agent H. BANE! HA HA HA HA HA! We.

M: ::Interrupts::Why the heck are you laughing? This is not a laughing matter!

K: ::sighs with grief:: I'm not laughing ::shows raya the letter:: see? ::points to each word as she says it:: "HA HA HA HA HA!"

M: Okay. Please continue..

K: ::Starts to read again:: "We are willing to return her to your force. For a price..

M: ::Interrupts again:: Oy vay what is it THIS time?!

K: SHUT UP RAYA! IM GETTING TO IT! STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

M: FINE! YEESH!

K: ::Looks harshly at raya as she speaks the 1st 3 words of the next sentence on the note:: THE PRICE IS:

3 wild Australians

24 black ninja cows

6 caramel covered bungee cords

1 block of wood

M: MY GOD! What is all this stuff for?

K: IM NOT FINISHED...sadly...::continues to read::

1 algebra teacher

a puddle (biggie sized)

100 cans of freshly squeezed motor oil

and finally.

M: no kidding ::under breath::

K: The entire number 296

M: What? ::looks very puzzled by the last request::

K: Yeah. No kidding. That is a STRANGE request.

M: So? What do we do this time?

K: Well, the first thing on our shopping list is. 3 WILD AUSTRALIANS! OFF TO AUSTRALIAS DEEPEST WILDEST FORESTS!

M: ? Australia is mostly desert. Any forest you may find there ANYWAY is probably not deep or wild for that matter.

K. then! OFF TO AUSTRALIAS VASTEST DESERTS! ::Grabs Raya by the arm and pulls her toward the door with an eagar face.::

Cut to airplane scene

SCENE 2: GETTING THERE. This scene opens up in an airport and ends in Afghanistan. How'd that happen? We'll see. I'm not even too sure myself. Hey, I'm only the author. How should I know. It's keara and Raya again of course..everyone knows that.

M: Keara! Your scaring me! Are you actually planning on going to Australia to retrieve the wild Australians?! I say, we stand up to these ninjas! We go to their sacred and secret hideout and..::drones on and on in patriotic manner...::

K: ::not :: THERES OUR PLANE! LETS GO RAYA.

M: WAIT IM NOT DONE YET I.

K: I DON'T CARE LETS GO OR WE'LL MISS OUR FLIGHT!::drags keara towards flight gate.::