Everything On Sale Is Ugly

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Everything on sale is ugly

Everything on sale is weird

Things on sale have tried to eat me

Things on sale should be deeply feared.

Everything on sale is ugly.

Everything on sale is crass.

Things on sale are only for people

Who couldn't tell style if it hit them in the face.

Everything on sale is ugly.

Like bright orange tube tops with purple stripes.

Things like solid gold Nauru jackets

For the price of baby wipes.

Everything on sale is ugly.

I don't want silk Spongebob lingerie!

Things on sale are nauseating!

And it's the same crap every day!

Everything on sale is ugly.

Everything on sale is bull.

But things on sale are super cheap

So I shall buy a whole cart full!