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Today Is My Birthday
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Today is my birthday
And since I have to much free time
I got out some paper
And wrote myself this rhyme.
Today is my birthday
I'm turning thirteen
I sure hope that I don't
Rupture my spleen.
Today is my birthday
It's my birthday, whoopee!
I'm hopin' and prayin'
I don't get chewed up by fleas.
Today is my birthday
It's my birthday today
I sure hope the monkeys
Don't carry me away.
Today's not YOUR birthday!
Yeah, it's mine instead!
I hope that big rock there
Doesn't fall on my head.
Today is my birthday
And I'm no longer a child (A/N: *Giggle, snort* Yeah, whatever.)
I hope I don't get lost
And die alone in the wild.
Today is my birthday
And I know these things won't happen
So for writing this dumb poem
I should get a good, hard slappin'.