A FIRST HELPING OF... LIMERICKS!

A/N: Funny limericks I made up today, just because! Hope you enjoy!

*SO ME*

There once was a man at the zoo

Who approached me, said "How do you do?"

A stranger as he

To come up to ME

I said "swell", but kicked him too.

*PERU PUN*

There once was a girl named Zesty

Who decided to build a nesty

She climbed up a tree

And said, "Woe is me!"

So scaring everyone to Per-esty.

*TALENTED DOG*

There once was a guy named Pip

Who had a nice dog named Yip

He taught the dog tricks

And to call people bricks

For a treat Pip could get Yip to flip.

*BERT'S SKIRTISH*

There once was a boy named Bert

He was happy until he got hurt

He scuffed up his knee

And yelled a great "Screee!"

Then covered it with his mom's skirt.

A/N: YAY! Does anyone want a second helping of limericks? :) :) :) :)